hyper-competent sidekick

Sup. Stiles (with an I, not a Y, do I look like a Jersey Shore reject to you?) Stilinski, and this is my record of the hellish nightmare adventure-slash-horror-movie that my life has become in the past six months. Hit me up if you wanna talk. Particularly about something normal. :P kik @ hyperfocus {indie rp blog for the man the legend stiles stilinski ♥ }

[gloriousmaster-blog]

give me a character and i'll give you a sample of how i'd rp them

[hyperfocuses]

Nah. Just. Clawing. [ he sounds so utterly unthrilled by this. ] This is really not how I pictured this to end up. I don’t even remember the first time, I was so cracked out of my friggin mind, and now we’ve got bills and a houseguest.

Go figure I’d turn out to be the Bella. [ a beat. ] If it makes you feel any better, I literally think I’m the only thing keeping her from turning back into a friggin coyote, so I’m stuck with it. 

[hxrbinger-blog]

         ”…It’s not your responsibility.          She’s not your problem.          You don’t have to stay if          you’re that unhappy. You          shouldn’t stay if you’re          unhappy. Feeling bad for          someone and thinking you          can fix it is a crappy basis for          a relationship. I know that          better than anyone.

                                     And you know what? You deserve better than that!                                      You shouldn’t be with someone that makes you                                      sound this miserable when you talk about being                                      with them, whether they be coyote or human or—”

                  { Or banshee. }

                                      “Or whatever.” 

[hyperfocuses]

We turned her into a person, it's kind of my fault, as much as anyone else's, anyway. I wasn't conscious enough to properly tell her what was going on, that-- the thing was just trying to suck away her pain the entire time. As creepy twilight-esque as it is, I had no way of stopping her from thinking anything else, I guess. So now I gotta fix it. 

[ fix it like the bills, fix it like his dad, fix it like scott, like the flowers he leaves on allison's grave every time he gets the chance. there's no fixing it and stiles knows that in his bones, but he has to try, for the thing he was and wasn't that had tormented beacon hills for so long.

his mouth quirks up a little lopsidedly, and familiarly enough, his heart skips a beat. ] Talk about turning the tables. [ a beat. ] Thanks, Lyds. 

[hyperfocuses]

[ > calm down about episode  >talk to tumblr user hxrbinger  >try to explain why stiles and malia would possibly be a thing >get really angry at episode again ] 

[lonewolfed-deactivated20160722]

[hyperfocuses]

No, not really. Y’know that totally awesome prison show? I am Piper and she is Crazy Eyes. That is what my life’s turned into.

Except instead of [ singing an imitation and lacing his fingers together like she did to the hand wave ] “Chocolate and vanilla swiiiirllll” , it’s [ in the same singsong voice ] “I’m terrifying ergo you’re gonna listen to me delighhhht”   

[hxrbinger-blog]

        “Sounds like you’ve got yourself         your very own Edward Cullen.         You do realize that counts as         domestic abuse, right?”

                              { A pregnant pause. }

                                                   ”———wait, she’s not hitting you, is she?!”

              { She will fight her. Probably lose, but she’ll do it. }

[hyperfocuses]

Nah. Just. Clawing. [ he sounds so utterly unthrilled by this. ] This is really not how I pictured this to end up. I don't even remember the first time, I was so cracked out of my friggin mind, and now we've got bills and a houseguest.

Go figure I'd turn out to be the Bella. [ a beat. ] If it makes you feel any better, I literally think I'm the only thing keeping her from turning back into a friggin coyote, so I'm stuck with it. 

[hyperfocuses]

Not that I don’t doubt your infallible logic, but I’d totally like my “Stiles is always right” juju back, because it’s turning into “Stiles’  life choices are poor and turning him into a badly written teenage novel protagonist.”   Except I’m not even cool enough to be the protag. I’m just like the unfortunate train wreck on the side. 

[hxrbinger-blog]

           ”———…am I supposed to have sympathy                  for you right now?

                                       Because I really, really don’t.”

    { She is bitter like 95%          cacao chocolate.}

[hyperfocuses]

No, not really. Y'know that totally awesome prison show? I am Piper and she is Crazy Eyes. That is what my life's turned into.

Except instead of [ singing an imitation and lacing his fingers together like she did to the hand wave ] "Chocolate and vanilla swiiiirllll" , it's [ in the same singsong voice ] "I'm terrifying ergo you're gonna listen to me delighhhht"   

[hyperfocuses]

Is that ” Stiles you’re an idiot”  staring or ” Stiles I was right and you should tell me I was right”  staring. 

[hxrbinger-blog]

                “The frequency with which those two                  are the exact same thing?

                                       ——Is honestly a little pathetic.” 

[hyperfocuses]

Not that I don't doubt your infallible logic, but I'd totally like my "Stiles is always right" juju back, because it's turning into "Stiles'  life choices are poor and turning him into a badly written teenage novel protagonist."   Except I'm not even cool enough to be the protag. I'm just like the unfortunate train wreck on the side. 

[hxrbinger-blog]

              { Pointed staring. }

[hyperfocuses]

Is that " Stiles you're an idiot"  staring or " Stiles I was right and you should tell me I was right"  staring. 

[hyperfocuses]

[ logging into my tumblr for the first time in ages to say: well, at least how i've been playing stiles on dreamwidth as being grossed out/weirded out by malia is totally canon!!!!!  ]  

[derelictae]

anah’s unpopular opinion time;

this isn’t jeff davis’ fault guys, crystal had mentioned multiple times to him and the writers her interest in leaving the show. seriously. if she wanted to stay on the show desperately i am positive they would have kept her. she is a beloved character.

also saying she died just because she wasn’t one of the dude’s? guys? can we not? we’ve lost plenty of characters over the seasons and this one hurts a hell of a lot more than some but it happened, there’s nothing really that can be done about it now. so don’t  send hate or whatever. please? can’t we just come together and mourn a character and not point fingers for five seconds?

and to all allison writers, don’t you dare leave us. you’re all magical and we love and adore you. we’d be just as devastated to see all of you leave.

peace.

[meantofall-deactivated20240407]

"You’re not here to kill me…"

[hyperfocuses]

"so clearly derek needs to take everyone to disneyland next season" "yeah they can fall in love at disney" 'talk about their ptsd issues in the tea cups" )) 

[hyperfocuses]

( So Hoechlin dissed Dennifer on Wolf Watch, the preview was terrifying in every way possible and that episode was basically amazing?? 

flings awards at tyler hoechlin for being the most terrifying person on screen tonight u beat dylan congratulations buddy you win ) 

[fxckedupholiday-blog]

[hxrbinger-blog]

"Which is also how I feel when I’m using Scrubbing Bubbles. Like a benevolent god, telling the little bubbles to do their sentient duty~"

Sisi, in a sweet bubbly little voice heLP ME (via hxrbinger)

[hyperfocuses]

[ whispers 

i still want to skype ] 

[ericareyesdidnotgolightly-blog]

[ omfg bby pls.

light of my life

my moon and stars

*grabby hands* ]

[hyperfocuses]

[ also stares at lauren 

my sun and stars :3 :3 ] 

[hyperfocuses]

[ whispers 

i still want to skype ]