HyperHiccup @hyperhiccup - Tumblr Blog

thewinchesterdaily

dccomicsscenes

anjaroid

hannahkemp-deactivated20240409

Waterfall//Oregon February 2017

Prints//Instagram

barbiefox21

Elven clothes

By respectively:

Andrew Kanounov

ambientatelier

camelotcostumes on etsy

deerberg store

linusmanus

thevikingstore

Thecnodolly

Via: Medieval Dreams

All found: Medieval Fashion on Facebook

(Please do not remove credits)

barbiefox21

Geek Pugs Cosplay/Costume

That’s so cute!

Medieval Dreams

barbiefox21

Various photos taken during Day 4 of Phoenix Comic Con held at the Phoenix Covention Center. Characters of: Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Photos By: York In A Box

Via: Medieval Dreams

twlvth-deactivated2347288234

CØME AND FIND ME YØU’LL HAVE TØ • ○ #cliqueart #twlvth ^!¡`×!-\

what-strange-lives-we-live

Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.

Charles Bukowski, Women (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

coral

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via pihanga)

I read this awhile back and I just love it so much

(via my-immortal-beloved)

ball-deep

(via iwasall)

"People say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all."

Midland

Im about to Dive in, baby girl hold your breath, we about to get so wet, swimming in your body!

Trey Songz

#song lyrics #trey songz #frisky