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ⓧ TRUST JACK

~ Hey Kiddos!

With BL3 coming up; I shall start to become more active here. I have wiped my inbox clean, because some of the asks were ANCIENT. Fresh start and all that. Also as I shall be hitting 500 followers soon, I’m gonna do a little activity for the occasion. Because who doesn’t love some kind of gifting thingy-ma-jig? Free stuff, AMIRITE??!

Anyway! Expect some more stuff from me soon. Gotta get in this Jack-ass’ head and so some heroic stuff..

#; // Out of Mask #// Bear with me guys #// The mask is a lil dusty

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BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( part 1 )

“That sentence had too many syllables. Apologise!” “see ya… bitch.” “i’m not going to say you owe me, but i’m implying it.” “Fear me, bitches!” “Burn all the babies!” “stronger, smarter, more sexually attractive.” “well played… bitch.” “Heyoo!” “Catch-a-ride~!” “Full disclosure: I will absolutely stab you in the back somewhere down the road.” “Nipple Salads!” “Better dead than a damsel.” “Shoot me in the face!” “Kill them! Politely, if possible.” “Tell my wife… she’s… a bitch.” “Don’t take my stuff.” “Good plan, Great Plan” “I PUNCH the initiative!” “Avoid the bullets! AVOID them!” “You get a bullet, and you get a bullet. Everybody gets a bullet!” “Did you see that? Her head went Pbbbbt.” “If you could do me a favour and off yourself that would be great.” “These pretzels suck.” “You didn’t think you’re getting out of here ALIVE, did you?” “Did you know that 97% of pandoras citizens are not exploding right now?!” “I am gonna smack the bitch outta you!” “Shh. Don’t worry baby. I’ll take good care of you.” “Feeling overburdened by money?” “Wow. Bravo. Champagne. Cheers. High-five. Slow clap.” “This Eridium stuff is the tits!” “Time to compensate!” “Oh god, is he screaming again?” “I regret everything!” “That was too easy.”

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nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand.

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them.

carry pick them up.

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up.

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down.

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement.

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

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#; // Handsome Jack here!

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#; // Oof

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‘Still more HEROIC then you.’

#; // !!!!!!! I totally forgot about this piece of gold #// I need this onesie

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hyperioncompanyman replied to your post : hyperioncompanyman replied to your post : Is...

I think there are a decent amount of people around at the moment. Not quite as big as it used to be but I think the hype for Bl3 made old people and newer people come out. I’m sure when the actual game comes out there might be an influx of people.

; // Yer, I do hope a lot of people return. I need to get my jackass on. And find more peeps to harass interact with. //

#; // Out of Mask #hyperioncompanyman #// Reply #// Dust this bastard off #// I've been neglecting him