Most joost writers (me included) typically write him as confident and cocky. I honestly thought the same until I saw that one video of him getting shy around a fan the had a āslut 4 joostā hat on.
Like imagine changing in front of him for the first time and he is just sitting there like this.
a/n: itās only been a day but Iām finally done with the nsfw version of the alphabet. also I kinda want to write a fic inspired in the style of yuck by Charli xcx but I donāt know if I should. thoughts?
cw: a lot of sexual content; bathroom sex, shower sex, breath play, bondage, panty stealing, mentions of boobs, a lot and I mean a lot of mentions of jerking off. I did not proof read this. And as always a butt ton of cursing
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A = Aftercare (what theyāre like after sex)
He is so sweet and soft after. Heāll always try to run you a warm bubble bath with all of your favorite scents. If both of you are too tired then heāll carry just to the restroom, place you on top of the toilet and wipe down your most sensitive parts with a warm rag.
Once heās done heāll place you on the bed and tuck you in before getting you a bottle of water (if your still awake that is).
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
Joost loves his hands and arms, mainly because of you. He first noticed you taking a liking to his hands when you two were on some random date; he was talking to you and couldnāt help but notice that youāre eyes werenāt focused on him but on his hands, he kept the moment to himself but he tried to keep it in mind whenever he hung out with you. He also loves how big his hands are compared to yours, well he just loves the size difference between you two in general. He is obsessed with putting pressure on his neck when fucking you, your little fucked out face is just too pretty and he canāt resist.
He love love lovesss your thighs and ass. Just watching your ass move when youāre walking gets him hard and donāt even start with your pretty little thighs. If he could he would stay between your thighs for the rest of his life, not in a sexual way (mostly). Your thighs are just to soft and supple and he canāt help but just lay in between them. Obsessed with the idea of fucking himself with your thighs while he gropes you and sucks at your pretty little neck.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Joost cums a lot, although I can be hot when it happens cleaning it up/ wiping it off sucks. He isnāt picky when it comes to where he cums, heās fine with deep inside you, on your ass, on your face, literally anywhere you want him to.
He loves making you cum, the faces you make while you release turn him on even more (if thatās even possible), the little moans and groans you make while he pleases you also make him want to but faster. On another note he loves creampies, just watching his cum drip out of your gaping hole makes him want to go another round.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He jerks off to you, like a lot. And by a lot I mean an insane amount. He jerks off to the thought of you during his morning shower and at night right before he goes to sleep.
He is also an avid panty sniffer and stealer. When he first found your underwear he really didnāt have any bad intentions, he would just leave it in the dirty laundry and forget about it. Just as he was walking to hamper he heard the door open, he was scared of you seeing him with the underwear so he just hid them in his pocket. Now he is obsessed with your scent, he just loves jerking off while putting your sweet little panties up to his nose.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyāre doing?)
Heās had a couple of partners before you so he knows what heās doing but he is still trying to learn and understand what you like and what your limits are.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying
A very close tie between cowgirl and doggy. He loves cowgirl because he gets to see your pretty little face (he also likes seeing your tits bounce but that doesnāt rlly matter). And he loves doggy because he gets to see the arch of your ass + he gets to see your ass jiggle when you move back and forth.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Joost is the definition of unserious so most times heāll be joking around. He loves praising you and your during the moment and even more so when he about to cum.
If you start to get emotional heāll stop joking around and try to comfort you if different ways such as kissing you passionately while rutting inside of you or just sitting in silence while he fucks you real good
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He hates shaving just because itās such a hassle but he does trim every so often. His pubes are a bit darker than the hair on his head and they are much curlier.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
As stated before joost can be a bit silly during sex but the second it starts to get more passionate heāll be staring bar you in the eyes with a straight face, no smile, no slight smirk, nothing. Heād be very gentle with you towards the beginning and he might get a rough toward the end but fuck it feels amazing.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
This mf jacks off a lot. It is very much an everyday occurrence.
While weāre on this topic we need to talk about how easily joost gets hard you could just be talking to him on the phone and you would hear a zipper unzip and some squelching coming from his side of the call, you didnāt freak out to much because you already knew that he was a fucking perve. (Phone sex fic anyone?)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Feeling like that one chalant sonic character rn
Heās highkey a kinky fuck, there are so many kinks I think of right now but Iām only gonna lay out three; bondage, orgasm control/ denial, and breath okay. (Iām about to go off bitch)
In regards to bondage he likes tying you, I mean itās fun I guess but nothing compares to you tying him up; his hands behind his head, his legs tied together, and his favorite part; you jerking him off, just the idea of you being the one to control his pleasure turns him on so actually doing it is a dream.
Imagine him fucking you in missionary, your legs wrapped around his hips while he thrusts into your tight hole. Just as you feel your release coming you feel joostās strong hands around your throat, the oxygen loss made your orgasm feel 10 times stronger than it ever had before. Safe to say that you begged him to do that every time he fucked you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
First place would always go the bedroom because doy but having bathroom sex wasnāt to uncommon. If he was feeling super horny after a show he would drag you to his dressing room, lock the door, and rearrange your guts while telling you to shut up before anyone else hears you.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Everything you do, you could just give him a quick smile and heād be as hard as rock (harder than that tbh)
N = No (something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
He wouldnāt do anything that put you, him, or anyone else in harm. He also would hate the idea of very public sex, the most he would ever do would be like inside of a locked storage room or a locked restroom, likes the idea of getting caught but he also really does not want to get caught. Also anything to do with bodily fluids (such as piss, shit, and vomit) would immediately turn him off but thatās a given.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves giving and receiving tbh. He obsessed with the way you suck on and fondle his balls while stroking his dick. In the words of mother cupcakke āput it so deep I canāt speak a sentenceā. If you can deep throat trust that your voice will be gone and the dentist will ask you about your bruised throat at your next appointment .
Dis man is a munch, eater, whatever you want to call thatās what he is. He is an expert in the art of eating ass and pussy; he knows exactly what you do and donāt like and what makes you cum.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends on the day, where you are, and you how he feels. Like if itās early in the morning and both of you just woke up heād be all slow and soft but yāall are at some closet in a janky club then he is for sure gonna go fast and rough, maybe even French you if youāre lucky.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Loves him a good quickie. Quickies are very common for him just because heās always horny and always has to be somewhere. Although he does love to be nice and gentle with you it just really isnāt possibly if heās rushing to leave the house.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Heās down bad so he would probably be down to do most things you ask of him. He might take risks in the bedroom but he would ask you if you were okay with it before hand. He also enjoys semi-public sex, heās fucked you in so many public bathroom itās honestly insane.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Oh hunny, by the times heās done with you youāll be hearing shapes and seeing sounds. Joost has so much stamina itās insane; the longest heās ever lasted was 6 rounds and even then it was because you fell asleep (remember sleeping people donāt want tea). If he could he would have you on his lap at all hours of the day.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Well yes! Both of you own many toys, the majority of your collection is from when you were still horny, lonely, and single (everyone reading this is all of this things if weāre being real) and joost starting buying toys towards the beginning of your relationship. He loves using vibrators on you because he just loves the noises you make, your facial expressions, and heās obsessed with the way you squirm when overstimulated.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Heās such a tease. He likes to make fun of how much you blush and moan while doing it. Donāt even try to hide your face because heāll grab you by the chin and force you yo look at him until you finally cum.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Heās annoying loud and vocal, he is just a yapper in general but even more so in personal moments like that. He moans and groans with the occasional growl if he going at a super fast pace.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Joost loves mutual masturbation; watching you rub one out already gets him hard and the idea of you getting off to him gets him even harder.
X = X-ray (letās see whatās going on under those clothes
His dick is really pretty. 7 inches, a thickness that stretches you out perfectly, the head has a mushroom shape and is the perfect shade of pussy pink, the base is #F3B492 (tan if youāre to lazy to search it up) and it curves up.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Extremely high. Heās always down to fuck and if your not in the mood then heāll probably go to the bathroom to fix himself or just wait u til you fall asleep to jerk off next to you. Overall heās a horny mess who needs you real bad.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Heāll stay up like an hour after or just wait until you go to sleep so that you donāt have to deal with his snoring.
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Reblogs, notes, and comments are always appreciated and thank you for reading
a/n: can we just admire how good joost looks in the pictures above
cw: light cussing, some sexual implications (nothing happens), mentions of death, mentions of drugs and alcohol
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A=Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Itās fairly obvious that the man is very touchy and energetic with everyone, even more so with his partner (you) tbh.
He would always try to touch you in some sense wether that be holding your hand while walking, keeping his arm around your waist while hanging out with your mutual friends, or just resting his head on your shoulder whenever he feels tired.
When you guys are at home he would probably sneak up behind you whenever he saw you doing stuff around the house. Once he snuck up behind you while you were seasoning some vegetables with cayenne pepper, safe to say that the broccoli tasted like satanās dandruff.
Joost seems like he would be a D1 clinger; always wanting to be around you and following you around everywhere. Luckily he isnāt to light a sleeper and does not wake up immediately after you get out of bed so at least you can piss in peace at three am; the same cannot be said during the day time though. You could be taking the shortest shower ever and he would still come into the bathroom just to bother you.
āBaby, why is the sky blue.ā
āI donāt fucking knowā
āOkā
Even though he can be annoy just for the sake of bothering you he would love to see you happy; your smile was his favorite thing to see. He would give you endless compliments and praise, he would always do anything that you asked him to, and of course he would always love giving you the tightest hugs ever.
B=Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start)
When you first met joost you never thought that youād be dating him; you just assumed that he would be another acquaintance ļæ¼you had in the Netherlands. Joost on the other hand knew that he liked you as soon as he saw you.
After that first interaction you exchanged numbers and started talking more and more. He eventually became your best friend. You two were inseparable for the most part; he would always be in your apartment and vice versa. He would always try to make you laugh with his corny jokes and as much as you tried not to you always let out a chuckle or two.
he breathed in and out before he opened his mouth āokay, why is 6 scared of 7ā he stared at you with those piercing baby blue eyes
āWhyā you already knew the answer but wanted to see where he went with it
āBecause 7,8,9ā he burst out laughing, you wouldāve thought that Jim Carey was doing a live performance in front of joost with the sound of his laughter.
You tried not to laugh but joostās cackle was to infectious and you just couldnāt help but laugh with him.
āSee I am very funny you just donāt like to admit itā he added once his little episode ended
āYour laugh is funnier than your jokes to be honestā you retorted
āSure buddyā
Overall he would be a great friend whoās always there for you and always supports you. He would always take you to different places and maybe even invite you on tour, well if you had time that is.
And like all best friends do you guys had so many inside jokes that no one other than you two get. Once when you were out together you once saw a guy who stole something getting chased by a man who appeared to be a giant, he yelled āget back hereā with a big deep growl. Now whenever youāre all alone one you says get back here and both of you start to giggle; recalling how funny the moment was
C= Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
This man is obsessed with cuddling and hugging you to be honest. The first thing he does after coming home from tour is taking of his shoes (duh) and then getting into bed with you; trying not to wake you up and pulling your body closer to his. You smell so good and he canāt resist just taking a small sniff of you. If you were to wake up he would stroke your hair and shush back to sleep.
He canāt help but hug you every time he sees you wether that be a small side hug or a tight ass bear hug that leaves you breathless. He just loves wrapping his arms around your waist when youāre cooking, cleaning, or brushing your teeth. He would sneak up behind you, wrap his strong arms around you, and whisper sweet nothings into your ear; hoping that in return for his kindness he would get a small peck on the lips and maybe somewhere else too
When cuddling in bed or on the couch he would always have his longs legs wrapped around you, another way that he would keep you from leaving his warm embrace. Even though heās a mega yapper something about being in your presence calms him; he would be super silent whenever he had you like this. He would also love playing with you hair if you let him (all my curly girls/boys/theys know exactly what Iām talking about) and if you didnāt he would resort to slightly stroking your hands
D= Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Joost never though that he would settle down. He was used to the rockstar lifestyle full of parties, drugs, and alcohol; That was until he met you. He was smitten the second he started talking to you, his loud and cool personality seemed to have floated away to some distant galaxy when he opened his mouth. Overall he was very sure that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you from the moment he met you.
He would know basic kitchen skills like how to fry and scramble eggs but other than that he was completely clueless. Before he met you his diet was made up of takeout and potato chips. You tried to teach him how to cook but he was not receptive at all; he jumped whenever he heard oil pop and somehow burned the pasta you were trying to prepare so now youāre the one who cooks for the both of you.
Joost would be way better at cleaning than he is at cooking. He can be unorganized at times but he can really pull through whenever you need him to
E= Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He wouldnāt try to beat around the bush, heād just tell you directly not trying to play with emotions. Leaving you was probably the hardest decision he had ever made and the face you made after he broke the news didnāt make him feel any better
F= Fiance (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
He knew that he wanted to be in a committed relationship the moment he met you but more dating than marriage. As time passed he fell more in love with you and thatās when he knew he needed to marry you. It would take him a couple years to get comfortable with the idea of marriage and a couple months to actually plan out your engagement.
G= Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
The definition of gentle giant. For the most part he treats you like a little flowers whose petals might come off if roughed up enough but on the other hand he could also be rough; not enough to harm you but still rough. You guys will play fight a lot and that usually ends in one of you landing on their ass and the other hysterically
H= Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it and what is it like?)
The man is obsessed with both giving and receiving hugs. He loves wrapping his arms around you after a long day and just breathing your scent in. It could be 90 degrees outside and he would still want to hug you (he would pout when you pulled him off of your sweaty body).
He just loves feeling close to you and hugging you is like the closest he can get for now.
I= I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
It would take him 3 months max to say I love you. He had invited you over for a movie night; he bought all the sweets, drinks, and chips he knew you liked (because as I said before he only knows how to make eggs) and spread them over his kitchen table; almost like a movie theater. A half hour into the movie and both you were on the verge of sleep; both of you trying to keep your eyes open for the other.
You started to ārestā your eyes and lay your head down on joostās lap. 5 minutes had passed and you surprisingly hadnāt fallen asleep yet. But just as you were about to pass you felt joostās warm hands stroking at your head, he silently whispered the words āI love youā into your head. You slowly turned around and whispered āI love youā back to him before finally falling asleep
J= Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they get jealous?)
He isnāt jealous most times. He feels very secure in your relationship and knows that you would never try to hurt him. Even though he knows all of this he canāt but be jealous over petty things sometimes
Like why are you always smiling at everyone?why do other people stare at you do much? how come your cat can see you naked and he canāt?
These are all very important questions that he needs the answers to immediately.
If you guys go on a night out trust he will be keeping you as close as possible and stare in the soul of anyone who even tries to flirt with you.
K= Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
He kisses you nice and slow; trying to savor the moment for as long as possible. He would love kissing you everywhere but his personal favorite would be your plump lips, your neck, and all over your back. He lovesss when you kiss his lips and neck (heās also obsessed with the idea of you giving him hickeys and is constantly asking you to give him at least one)
L= Little ones (How are they around children?)
His silly and goofy demeanor translates well into taking care of kids. He just loves hanging around kids; their wonder and hopefulness really makes him want to have a kid of his own.
M= Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
He stays up late and wakes up extremely late. No matter how late you wake up he will always wake up at least an later. Once he woke up at four in the afternoon. Even if he does manage to wake up early he would stay in bed and cuddle with you. Donāt even think of trying to escape he grasp because he will pull you closer and wrap his arms around you even tighter. You would have to be actively pissing your pants for him to let you go.
N= Night (How are nights spent with them?)
He would stay up longer than you most nights or simply just come home very late. On the off chance that he doesnāt come him heāll call you and let you know so that you donāt stay up all night waiting for him. He loves to watch you do your skincare routine; always asking what the product your using is and what it does.
Another thing he loves to do is watch you. Just watching the face you make when your scrolling on your phone is enough to make his heart melt. Not to mention the face you make while your asleep, whenever he gets home late heāll just stand at the door of your shared bedroom and just look at your calm face.
O= Open (When will they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or do they reveal little things slowly?)
Joost is a very honest person so he would tell you a lot about himself the first few times you hang out.
In regards to deep secrets it would probably take him a bit longer to tell you about them but even then he told you a majority of them by month 3 of your relationship.
P= Patience (How easily are they angered?)
When it comes to you heās never mad, heās like a slightly laid back version of himself when heās around you. Heāll only ever snap if heās under a lot of stress and you keep pushing him with questions.
But if anyone were ever to disrespect you in front of him they would never hear the end of it, he would call them ever insult he could think them and force them to apologize to you.
Q= Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail or forget the minor things?)
That man is absolutely obsessed with you so trust that he will remember almost everything you tell him. He knows your favorite brand of detergent, your favorite artist, he just knows everything about you and what you like. There are some things that he might forget but for the most part he knows everything there is to know about you.
R= Remember (What is their favorite moment of your relationship?)
Everything. His favorite moment is quite literally everything you have done together.
S= Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?)
Heās like your own private bodyguard. He is very protective over you and hates whenever someone else tries to talk to you while yāall are in the middle of a conversation. He finds himself hovering behind you at different events just so that no one else has the opportunity to try and sway you away (he knows that youād never leave him but still they should fuck off).
T= Try (How much effort do they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Baby boy is always trying his best whenever he does something for you. Heāll listen more intently once it gets closer to different events/holidays like Christmas, your birthday, and your guysā anniversary.
He really does try to make life easier for you but when it comes to cooking and storing dishes heās completely useless.
U= Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Whenever gets hyper obsessed (me reference) /focused on different projects heāll just shut everyone else out and do whatever he needs to do with no break. Heāll also lash out at people who try to talk to him about something other than the project at hands whenever something like this happens. A complete 180 but he would also be a compulsive nail bitter, itās just something he does whenever heās bored. Youāve tried to get him to stop but nothing works.
V= Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Joost Klein is a fashion icon, do you think that he wouldnāt be obsessed with the way he looks. He loves shopping (specifically thrift stores) and he loves whenever you pick out something for him, even if he doesnāt like the piece itās still nice that you thought about him.
He loves whenever you do his hair and makeup. Even if your doing a lit comb of his hair or putting a bit of concealer under his eyes he just loves that you care about him enough to do all of that.
He calls you every day when heās on tour always wanting your opinion on his outfit and hair and just your opinion about his in general (he really cares about what you think if you havenāt noticed).
W= Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He hates being away from you in general. He misses you when your at work and heās at home, he misses you when youāre picking up dinner and heās in your shared apartment; counting down the minutes until your home, and he especially hates when youāre using the restroom and heās just laying in bed.
So just imagine how he would feel if you ever broke up or if god forbid you ever died. He would never be the same again in either cases. Spending the rest of his life sulking over you.
X= Xtra (A random headcanon for them)
This man is a eater (in both of the ways your thinking hunny). Itās like the acid in his stomach is extra strong and just dissolves everything he consumed immediately with the amount he eats. You could prepare a feast fit for a small village and he would eat the whole thing and ask for dessert. Speaking of dessert whenever you make like a pie you secretly make another one for yourself because you already know the first one is going to be done by tomorrow.
Y= Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)
Canāt stand people who speak down to others and people who are rude in general. He also hates certain vegetables when theyāre mushy like peas and mushrooms.
Z= Zzz (What are some sleeping habits of theirs?)
Heās a semi deep sleeper but he has a very strong grip when heās asleep so good like trying to go use the restroom late at night. He snores softly while asleep, itās not like those obnoxious snores you hear in the movies but almost like a soft snort. He moves around a lot in his sleep and takes you with him, sometimes you wake up on the other side of the bed opposite the headboard.
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I lowkey wanna do a nsfw version but I donāt really know, lemme know what you think
Notes, reblogs, and comments are greatly appreciated and ty for reading
Quick little joost x reader drabble because i canāt be asked to write a whole paragraph.(I wrote WAYYYYY more than a paragraph oops)
a/n: after many edits were finally here
cw : mentions of alcohol and some cussing
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I think joost x reader who is trying to learn dutch would be so cute. You had been wanting to learn ever since you moved to the Netherlands but never got around to, you had to many responsibilities at work and outside of work. You did the occasional duolingo but the only phrase you learned how to say was ik ben een kind (I am a child) a phrase that obviously didnāt apply to you. For the most part you got around speaking English but even then communicating with the locals could be kinda difficult.
Meeting joost was probably the turning point in your reluctance to learn Dutch. Itās not like you started taking a Dutch course immediately after meeting him but talking to him really made you feel like taking one. When yāall were still in the talking stage he would always sprinkle in light Dutch words/phrases like schatje, liefje, mijn liefste. āDonāt worry about it, itās just a term of endearmentā he would always say when you tried to inquire about said words. Guessing that he would most likely never tell you what the words meant you took matters into your own hands.
Spending hours studying/learning Dutch wasnāt over some silly pet names wasnt exactly what you thought you would be doing when you first met joost but as they say love makes you do crazy things. As the weeks progressed you could fell that your Dutch skills were getting better (writing and reading specifically). You could now (for the most part) understand what joost was saying to you irl and over text.
He had initially invited you over to his apartment to have dinner and a movie but the possibility of watching said movie was very very slim. You guys talked and talked while eating, continued chatting while sipping on some wine, and even now in your almost comatose state the both of you continue to babble on (gaga reference) about whatever came to mind.
āYou know what liefsteā you chuckled at the mention of the silly little pet name. āWhat, why are laughingā his head turned towards your direction, the pout very obvious on his flushed faceļæ¼
āJust the nickname ās allā you slurred out, the alcohol seemed to kicked in
āAnd youāre sure that you arenāt laughing at meā
āWhy would I laugh at you? Iām also drunk and I think you look cute like thisā you said before giving him a small boop on the nose
āYou think Iām cute?ā His eyes light up upon hearing your words
āOf course I do, just like how you think Iām cuteā
āI never told you the you were cuteā he sat back on the couch trying to think about his past actions
āDo you think I donāt know what liefste and schatje meanā his eyes widened at the mention of the nicknames
āI thought you didnāt know Dutchā he looked deep in thought as if trying to recall things you had told him in the past
āWell I may have started learning it for a certain someoneā you tried to hint at him hoping that he wasnāt too drunk to understand
āOh really, is he niceā he played along speaking equally as vague as you were
āHeās a bit cocky sometimes but his pretty face makes up for itā you got closer to him until you were staring into each otherās eyes
āReallyā
āReallyā
ā”ā.Ėāā.Ėā”
Notes and reblogs are always appreciated and requests are open
It was late at night when he walked in, you were alone working on something and he had came to edit a music video
You were in a cozy little corner that had a couple pillows and he sat next to you and started talking to you
You guys talked for hours before realizing that it was ten minutes before closing
He offered to walk you home and continued to chat with you
Before getting to your building you gave him your name and number
Itās been about 9 months since then and he asked you out on month 3
Even though you two have conflicting schedules he always tryās to make time for you
Heās very loving but sometimes that can turn to clingines
He loves to cuddle and just like to touch/be around you
Itās always a struggle trying to get out of bed in the morning because no matter the weather that man will always be hugging you in his sleep
Sometimes in the middle of the night heāll turn around and bring you with him
Both of you love listening to music even if the genres each of you like are very different
If you guys have time before bed youāll show each other different songs and artists each of you like
Even if it isnāt your cup of tea youāll always try to listen and try to find things you like about the song
He isnāt the best cook but he trys
A couple of weeks ago he tried to be romantic and have a date night
He attempted (keyword attemped) to make your favourite pasta but the noodles ended up overdone, the sauce was starting to separate, and the side salad he made had way too much dressing
You got home to the sight of him sweating, covered in sauce, and his glasses halfway down his nose
You tried to be supportive by trying the pasta by itself and the salad (the pasta tasted burnt and wet at the same time and the salad wreaked of Italian dressing)
Itās safe to say he hasnāt even gone near the stove since the incident, instead he eats microwave meals and uses the air fryer if he feeling fancy
He still loves doing things for you whether that be reaching for a plate on the top shelf or buying you everything you touch and glance at
His tall stature comes at both an advantage and a disadvantage
Whenever he wants your attention heāll take whatever you're doing and either hide with it or raise it above your head until you start paying attention
But if he has to use your car or something adjusting the seat will take forever and be very uncomfortable
One of his favorite activities is bothering you in many ways like poking at you, asking you dumb questions, repeating your name multiple times and saying never mind when you answer him, the list goes on
The only way to get him to stop is just ignoring him, it may take long but the outcome is so worth
āHoney, sweetie, pretty, baby, hello can you hear me?ā āWhy are you ignoring me? Youāre so meanā he says with the cutest pout on his face
He looks at you like a kicked puppy when you start to laugh at his reaction
āThis isnāt funny I donāt why youāre laughingā
You shake your head and continue to work
His fashion sense is amazing tbh
Sometimes each of you will dress each other for different events or even just pick random outfits when yāall are bored
Having little fashion shows is always very fun because heāll do his best strut and model face
Having him walk in some heels you found at a random thrift store Iād always super funny
He tries to do his normal confident walk but the heels make him look like heās about to break his ankles
Self care nights/day are a normal part of your routine that he occasionally like to join in on
Using sheet masks, lip masks, eye masks, and clay masks and Joost is always very funny
āWhat are you doing and why does it feel so cold?ā
āItās just a sheet mask donāt worryā you smooth out the little dents in the mask before opening a lip mask, putting it on his pink lips
āNow whatās thatā he mumbles
āItās a lip mask now shut up and let me take care of youā
He also loves taking showers with you
Not even in a sexual manner, just being next to you under the warm water is super comforting
He loves scrubbing your back with whatever your favorite body wash is and vice versa
If you like to bake he will always gobble up whatever you make
If you have a signature dessert trust he will be asking you to make it every so often, especially after he finishes a tour
Same thing goes for cooking but making food for him is much more dangerous
He will eat whatever you put in front of him immediately and gladly ask for seconds
He absolutely loves everything you make and he isnāt picky about anything when it comes to you
After eating heāll help you with cleaning and drying the dishes
After everything around the house is done you get to bed and joost immediately stops whatever heās doing
You start to worry about whatever heās thinking āwhat, do I have something on my face?ā
āNo, you just look beautiful is allā he looks at you in awe
Before you pass out he whispers his āI love youās before continuing to caress the top of your head and your stomach
My name is elisa and Iām 22. Iāve lived on the west coast my entire life and never plan on leaving. Iāve always liked writing but I mainly use to publish on wattpad. Feel free to correct grammar/spelling errors if I ever make them
Some of my favorite artists: Poppy, Charli xcx, Knocked Loose, Kero Kero Bonito, 100 gecs, 100 gecs, scene queen, destroy boys, Alice Longyu Gao, Grimes
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Majority of my fics will be more sfw so itās fine if minors interact, on the rare occasion where I do post smut there will be a clear indication at the top of the fic.
Iāll mainly be posting joost media/gigs with the occasional (insert artist here) promo post
-Things I donāt feel comfortable/ just donāt want to write about
-mental illness (people in my life have gone through this and itās just not something Iām comfortable with)
-male reader (it truly depends on the prompt and if I think I can represent it right)
-racism(Iām a poc and have to go through it every day, I see this blog as a safe space and just donāt want to think about it while Iām at home)
-scat/piss(self explanatory)
-abuse/abusive relationships (Iām fine with like toxic relationship and arguments but abuse is truly where I draw the line)
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