Tekato's Blog

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Snow Gamera [x]

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1 points and 0 comments so far on reddit

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why the FUCK does this have more than 10,000 notes

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Funimation Licenses TOHO's 2016 Shin Godzilla Film

Funimation to release film in theaters this year

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.

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credit

[hypersochi]

The Dong MUST and WILL expand!

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[aggienes-deactivated20230117]

themajesticnigerian lol forever ur song

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spiderman disrespectful wit it.

[mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator]

PLEASE UNDERSTAND

[hypersochi]

YESSSSS

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Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

[frostbytemyrik]

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

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1,385 pounds

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[bukoya-reblogs]

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

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[phuijl]

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

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Technically he goes to several gyms

[tabbibeard-deactivated20160428]

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

[hypersochi]

he works out with goku

[hypersochi]

Nintendo gets their shit together real quick.

[hypersochi]

REALLY Taco Bell, is it THAT important right now?

[hypersochi]

What an honorable guy that Lucas

[hypersochi]

"What…what the fuck don’t freaking touch me with your hippie finger you tramp".

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Float like a butterfly sting like a 20,000 ton irradiated mutant lizard.