call me a narc the way i be sleepin

hi

[isabellecantread]

yay.com/yippee

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[hypnos70809]

finally deleted my luca blog. im free. he cant bother me no more

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[ospreyonthemoon]

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

[markscherz]

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

[choppalvr]

Karma has been sonified lol

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

@theswisscheeserag

[theswisscheeserag]

@yaghoulghosty

[messadaily]

Day 41: the kiraling

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[dogpuppy]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[messadaily]

Day 39: behold, the Kira cut out!

Print him and cut him out so Kira can (unfortunately) live in your house! And you can also do oshikatsu in cool places like the hospital.

Sized for print under the cut ⬇️

[messadaily]

Day 40: go my self indulgent au slip

Citrine

Kira tapped on the clean sheets. “Lay down.”

Messa’s chair stopped spinning as he propped his feet against the wall. With no signs of moving, he raised an eyebrow at Kira. “No thanks.”

“I didn’t get my degree for nothing,” Kira said. “Or, really, anyone with half a brain could tell you’re injured.”

Messa grinned. “Don’ make accusations without examining me, Doctor.”

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous