[homunculus-argument]

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[lerudan]

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

[homunculus-argument]

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

[crazy-brazilian]

[kkorechika]

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

[felinehexes]

[from-space-or-something]

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

[hyrulian-nights]

Watching a movie I really like called burning and the scene where they’re sitting there laughing while smoking just made me so sad. My ex smoked a lot and I was okay with it, but seeing people be happy smoking, and drinking just makes me upset because that was always a bad time for me. Just really fucked up man, I wish I could forget all the bad things that happened and I stopped isolating myself this way. I’m tired of seeing something, or hearing a song and becoming upset at it. I had to unfollow everything overwatch related, seeing Ariana anywhere just sets me off, alcohol and drugs remind me of her and how much she would abuse it. Just everything is fucked man. So tired of thinking of a person who would never take me seriously and would say things to put me down. I’m not the same person I was 2 years ago and I wish I could go back to being that happy person. I just need help and no one can give me that. I just gotta figure it out for myself.

[bebx]

[hyrulian-nights]

It kind of sucks wanting to make more friends, talk to people but having this overwhelming thought that no one will care or even like you. Like. I know it’s ridiculous to even think that, and I’m so tired of feeling like I’ll be useless to someone so I avoid talking to people. I don’t even mean as a relationship way, I’m talking in general, just really sucks man. I always have to do things on my own, and I wish I was comfortable asking for help or making meaningful friendships. But I can’t do that without feeling the stress and paranoia that no one gives a fuck. Whatever man, I’ll keep being my own person and deal with my shit on my own until I let people in more lol

[sacred-portal]

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[ringvamp]

my kink is karma intro | bonnaroo 2024

[vanessacarlysle]

I heard that there's a special place, where boys and girls can all be queens every single day.

[blond-shell]

CHAPPELL ROAN + looks

[kosmogrl]

[log6]

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

[konoko]

[gun-fishen-deactivated20241222]

I was looking for a steam trash game that realseased recently and joke about how a piece of garbage had higher priority but I may have found the greatest videogame know to humankind

[gunsandfireandshit]

[memeclassheroes]

[charlesoberonn]

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

[chippyyyz]

[hueypshootin]

Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.

[schmaniel]

[kosmogrl]