twitchy and boring

if you want my Louis Vuitton bag you can pry it from my cold dead gay hands

[ronweasley]

[mahboi]

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

me: there are so many horror cliches that just dont really get me anymore

me when im watchin a horror movie and a humanoid bitch scuttles across the floor/ceiling on all fours:

[neill-deactivated20120517]

[freddy-krueger-archive]

christ marsha was such a raging bitch

[nomnomnomnomzieaturcatz-blog]

how was this show successful 

[lindsaychrist]

this is from the brady bunch movie it was made 1995

[debussylovesdepussy-deactivated]

I’m Carol Brady pouring the entire sugar container into her coffee

[somefagonyourdash]

I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle

[teamrocketing]

if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

[antiandrogen]

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I’m writing about “Solaris” and using Jacques Rancière’s theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that “Solaris” gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you’ve been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you’re going to basically apply Rancière’s theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i’m speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you’ve got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I’ve got to start from scratch. Now i’m STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[lone-cnc]

Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me

[donnietrell]

Just cause I love dragon ball

[tonydezz]

Me hosting a party: *plays every song from The Cheetah Girls movies*

Someone: Is he really playing The Cheetah Girls right now?

Me:

[hystericaldenial]

Me: wow this week is so relaxing and great!

Finals and stress:

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[lvl99catpriest]

Me in my magical girl transformation

[voirdiredear-deactivated2019083]

[theshitneyspears]

classmate: Can i ask you a question? are you gay?

14 year old me:

[realitytvshow]

[lg-joanne]

[yungstank-deactivated20140829]

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

[onlyblackgirl]

When you buy a bootleg DVD