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honestly, yeahhh
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i absolutely hate biceps hahaha definitely donât flex rn i might scream hahaha
honestly, yeahhh
i would love to see 1000 secrets with barty crouch or regulus đ
combining this with another reg request!! I have one coming for Barty soon too dw đ«¶
1000 secret kisses | R.B.
cw: MDNI 18+, smut mentioned, secret relationships, fwb, drinkin
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Alright, Barty. Truth, dare, or shot,â Dorcas said, still coughing after the gulp of firewhisky she just took.
âTruth,â Barty replied.
âWhat's your most controversial opinion about someone in the group?â Dorcas challenged, and everyone oooohâd.
Barty took a contemplative drag of his joint, thenââI would bet my left nut that Regulus is a virgin,â Barty said through a cloud of smoke.
âNo way, look at him!â Pandora argued. âHe fucks, guarantee it.â
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How do you think the Weasley boys (or the twins and Ron) would react to people thinking they're related to reader just because they have similar hair color? Or to people trying (and failing) to flirt with reader?
How the Weasley Boys would react to people attempting to flirt with you !
Characters included in this are: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Ron Weasley.
word count: 957
I chose people attempting to flirt with reader if thats okay :)
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Bill is relaxed and self-assured. Heâs the kind of man who knows he has your heart, so when someone tries to flirt with you, he doesnât get jealousâhe gets smug. Heâll stand nearby, arms crossed, an amused brow raised as he watches the poor attempt unfold. Once heâs had enough, heâll stroll over and press a slow kiss to your temple, arm sliding around your waist like itâs second nature. Then heâll smile at the person and say smoothly,
âBrave of you to try, mate. But Iâm afraid theyâve already got someone to fall asleep next to for the rest of their life.â
Then heâll guide you away like the gentleman he is, whispering in your ear,
âYouâre trouble, love. Even when youâre doing nothing at all.â
â
Charlie doesnât get jealous. But heâs deeply entertained when someone thinks theyâve got a shot with you. He leans against a nearby surface, arms crossed, watching the flirt fail with that dragon-tamer glint in his eye. When it starts getting too bold, he steps forward with a lazy swagger and plants a possessive kiss on your cheek.
With a grin, heâll say to the poor soul:
âNice try, really. But this one? They like someone who can wrestle a dragon and win. Better luck next time, yeah?â
To you, heâll mutter with a wink as he walks you away:
âYou really ought to come with a warning label, sweetheart.â
â
Percyâs whole body tenses the moment he realizes someoneâs flirting with you. Heâs not jealous, but heâs very properâand seeing someone blatantly disrespecting the fact that youâre taken makes him seethe in a quiet, awkward way. Heâll approach quickly, adjusting his glasses.
Clearing his throat loudly, he says with sharp politeness,
âExcuse me. Theyâre clearly spoken for. Kindly take your misplaced enthusiasm elsewhere.â
Then, turning to you with flushed cheeks and tight posture, heâll say,
âHonestly, some people have no concept of boundaries. Are you alright, my love?â
â
Fred lives for chaos, so he watches the failed flirting attempt with glee. He may even start whispering awful pick-up lines behind the flirterâs back just to trip them up. Eventually, when heâs thoroughly entertained himself, heâll saunter over and wrap his arm around your shoulders dramatically.
âOi! This oneâs got a typeâtall, handsome, funny, brilliant⊠basically me. Hate to break it to you, but you donât stand a chance.â
Heâll grin widely, then lean close to whisper with a chuckle,
âYou were so close to trading me in. I was terrified.â
â
George lets it happen for a moment or two. But once you catch his eye and raise an eyebrow, heâs on the move. Heâll appear behind you, arms around your waist, chin resting on your shoulder. Heâll meet the flirterâs eyes and grin.
âYouâre wasting your breath, mate. Theyâve already got someone who can make them laugh until they cry and snog them breathless in one go.â
Then, to youâloud enough for them to hearâheâll murmur:
âTell me again how I got so damn lucky.â
â
Ron is not smooth about itâat all. His immediate reaction is full-body discomfort and that signature Weasley blush. He watches from afar, hands twitching at his sides, until his frustration boils over. Then he storms over, red in the ears and ready to brawl.
âOi! Back off, yeah? Thatâs my girlfriend!â
He grabs your hand, leading you away quickly, grumbling under his breath.
âDunno what they thought they were doing. Youâd never go for someone like that, would you?â
When you reassure him, he softens, squeezing your hand.
âJust⊠donât look at anyone else like that, alright? Iâd go mad.â
"Malfoy" "Weasley" - bill weasley x malfoy!reader
summary: when you watch the quidditch world cup with your family, the last thing you're expecting is to see an old friend. a weasley. wc: 1.2k+ cw: one tiny mention of abuse
The buzzing energy in the stadium felt as though it had suddenly been muffled as four figures entered the box. They walked with matching gait; confident, every pair of shoulders rolled back to walk with a perfect posture, a slow yet steady pace of footsteps that established power.
The Malfoys.
Harry swallowed thickly as he set his eyes on an unfamiliar figure. One he had never seen before, yet was so unmistakably Malfoy.
It was as though every sound in the stadium was muted, other than the seductive click of your heels on the floor. Harry took in your appearance from the floor upwards, watching the twinkle in your eyes in amazement. Despite the features you inevitably shared with the rest of your family, there was something different about you.
Something mischievous.
The boy who lived was snapped back to reality when Bill â who he had only met two days ago but already trusted with his life â spoke up.
âMalfoy.â
His statement wasnât one filled with hatred, much to Harryâs surprise. No, it was amused, familiar, and it was targeted to you. As though you knew each other like two good friends. Whilst the rest of your family walked on with intimidating glares on their faces as they passed the Weasleys, you slowed your step down, keeping eye contact with Bill as your lips tugged up into an unbelievable smile, the wine red of your lipstick perfectly contained between their lines.
âWeasley.â
And you were gone.
Catching up to your family at a leisurely pace, you took a seat next to them, crossing one elegant leg over the other. Harry saw Draco turn to look at you judgementally, and his lips moved in a silent question.
You brushed him off. Harryâs eyebrows furrowed, listening in to the conversation that started between the Weasley siblings. âWhat was that?â Asked Ron with an exasperated breath. âJust greeting an old friend.â The older brother replied.
It was like watching Ron lose respect for his oldest brother, looking at him as though he grew two extra heads. Harry pondered silently for a moment. If Ron had such a reaction to his brother being friends with a Malfoy, how would your parents have reacted when they found out? Why hadnât they said anything?
âWas she with you in school?â Harry found himself asking, and Bill nodded, gaze finding you again. The boy knew he shouldnât think about it too much. Perhaps mind his own business for once.
But when you stood up from your seat at half-time, walking towards the group and Bill rose from his place to meet you, Harry couldnât help but think of the two of you together. At Hogwarts. It was nearly impossible to imagine the both of you as teenagers, smiling fondly at each other as you walked through the halls.
A forbidden romance.
Had you been in love, or were you just unlikely friends? Whatever it was, it had evidently developed, Harry thought, watching as Bill leaned down closer to you to hear whatever it was you had to say, both of you smiling like idiots in love. Your hand slid down to the railing that Bill was tightly clutching, boldly placing your hand over his. Bill glanced down at the feeling of your touch, and he turned his hand over so his palm was facing upwards and he could properly hold your hand, his larger, veiny one encasing yours.
Behind the pair of you, your parents had tuned around from their conversation to watch you and the so called blood-traitor. Narcissa had placed a hand on her husbandâs arm, prompting him to look away from the treacherous acts occurring in front of them. âYour parents still not too fond of me, Iâm guessing?â Bill teased, and you tilted your head to the side with an apologetic smile.
âYou know how they are. But it didnât stop me when we were students and it wonât stop me now.â
Bill reached up with his free hand, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. Your eyes were glued to his face, so kind, so handsome.
You sighed.
âIâm an adult now,â You started, cutting off your own train of thoughts. âThey canât do anything about it anymore.â
Anymore.
Because when youâd been at Hogwarts, your parents had sent you howler after howler. Theyâd even pulled you out of class one time to lecture you about loyalty. You remember what you told your father that day. âI am loyal! Iâm loyal to my friends, I'm loyal to the people I care about. Iâm loyal to Bill, and you canât do anything about it.â He had hit you across the face.
It didnât stop you from sneaking out of your dorm every night to meet him in the girlsâ third floor bathroom, a room that had become your ultimate rendezvous spot. Romantic.
Bill cleared his throat softly, looking around to find his entire family staring at your interaction. âWould you like to go for a walk?â He asked as he tore his eyes from them. You glanced around, staring at the empty pitch for one long moment before you spun around to look at him again, nodding eagerly. âIâd like that, yeah.â
Harry tried not judging you as you walked down the stairs, hands linking as you disappeared from sight. People do crazy things for love, he decided, realising youâd decided to skip watching half of the quidditch world cup to rekindle your relationship.
But maybe your decision had been smart, because as Harry and the Weasleys returned to their tent, they had caught you leaving. Bill held the tent's flap open, letting you through. You straightened up, eyes widening as you came face to face with his entire family, knowing you must have looked a mess. Fred, George and Charlie all had matching grins on their faces as they took in your unusually messy hair, smudged lipstick, bruising hickeys on your neck and chest exposed by the low neckline of your dress.
Bill looked just about the same, except most of the lipstick marks on his skin were covered by the collar of his shirt, trailing underneath it. You ducked your head down in embarrassment, gasping when Mr. Weasley patted your shoulder, saying âItâs good to see you again, y/n.â
âYou too, Mr. Weasley.â As Bill kept eye contact with his three most delinquent brothers, he knew he was in for insurmountable amounts of teasing when he would enter the tent once more. Bill closed the tentâs flap when his family went inside, pulling a face at you when he faced you once more.
Giggling, you took three steps towards him, clutching his collar tightly and forcing him closer to you. Billâs hands settled on your hips, and he leaned down to press a long kiss to your lips. You sighed in satisfaction, trailing your hands up to settle on his shoulders. Your lips separated with a loud smooching sound that had your cheeks flushing hotly and you looked away, making steady eye contact with Draco, who had been watching your interaction from afar.
âBetter get here before the parents do!â He called out, and you nodded, looking between him and Bill quickly. âUm, he has a point.â You mumbled, pushing yourself on your tippy toes to press one last peck on his lips.
âAt least promise me a date?â
âI can promise you more than a date, Mr. Weasley.â
âOh please, Mr. Weasley is my father.â
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Sneaking Out
Pairing: Damian Wayne x reader
Warnings: kissing, vigilantism
Word count: 1.0K
Damianâs brothers didnât believe you were real. Not in the âheâs fabricating a girlfriend out of thin airâ way, but they didnât quite believe that someone that looked like you (stunning ofc) was both attracted to him and patient enough to deal with his attitude.
There was also the fact that Damian didnât have a picture of the two of you together because in all of them at least one of you was in costume. Damian was not revealing to his brothers that you knew who he was. Oh, and that you were technically a criminal.
Not a bad oneâ you actually saved people once in a whileâ you just kind of stuck to low-profile thefts but just enough to keep your family afloat. Damian justified that looking the other way was technically helping peopleânamely youâ and he told himself he might do the same for any other citizen (he wouldnât.)
When Damian had gotten injured and was banned from patrol, he was itching to get out of the manor and do something, anything.
So, when you invited him to patrol with you, he almost jumped at the opportunity before recoiling.
âBeloved, you know I canât go out as Robin,â Damian hugged dramatically.
You stared back at your boyfriend blankly. How could he be so smart yet so dense at times? âDami, youâre a billionaire⊠you could buy something temporary.â
Recognition finally flickered in Damianâs eyes. âRight.â
ââ
He met you on the rooftop of your building the next night, decked out in all black.
âWow,â you remarked, totally not ogling. âYou even got a black utility belt.â
âIt wouldnât look right with brown.â
You giggle at the response and start walking towards the end of the building. âAlright, Mr. Fashionista.â
Just like that the two of you were off into the night, doing nothing but also everything. You let Damian handle all of the actual crime fighting stuff since you werenât trained in anything other than a few basic defense moves Damian taught you.
It was a nice night, you thought as the two of you made your way back over to your apartment building.
âHey, we should-â you started speaking but you were interrupted by a voice behind you.
âHey you two!â Red Robin. Crap.
You and Damian made eye contact and you wouldnât have noticed the slight nervous twitch in his eye if you didnât know him so well. You silently hoped Red Robin would just drop it and wouldnât recognize you, however unlikely that was.
It wasnât like you were doing anything wrong at the moment, but you have in the past and Red Robin knew that. And that made Damian guilty by association.
âWait, Iâve seen youâŠâ
You and Damian sprint away from Red Robin as fast as you can, jumping over rooftops and slipping between alleys before grappling back up buildings.
Eventually, you managed to sneak into a back alley without Red Robin seeing, but you could sense he was close behind.
âDami, you have clothes under there, right?â
He bristled slightly. âYes, why?â
âTake off your suit.â
âBeloved, wh-â
âJust trust me here.â
You both slipped out of the suits quickly and discarded them (temporarily) behind a dumpster.
âOkay, I have a plan. Itâs justâŠâ
âBeloved, any plan is better than getting caught out when Iâm supposed to be on bed rest.â
You shrug. âAlright.â
You gently pushed Damian against the nearest wall and listened closely for the footsteps of the vigilante. When you thought he was close enough, you leaned into your boyfriend and kissed him deeply, wrapping your arms around his neck.
He made a quiet noise indicating his surprise at the sudden display of affection, but caught on quickly and adapted.
Operation: make Tim so uncomfortable he doesnât question why youâre out here is a go
For a second you let yourself forget exactly why you were doing this, just feeling Damianâs hot breath as your lips moved against each others.
That was until a quiet thud sounded a ways down the alley.
âDid you- oh, wow!â Tim turned around quickly and pinched the bridge of his nose. You almost giggled at the reaction but schooled yourself. âHey, uh,â he still hasnât turned around. âYou guys seen anybody around here? Two, uh⊠criminals jumping around?â
You put on your best âI could care lessâ voice when talking to Red Robin. âNo, sorry. We were a bit busy. You know how it gets.â
âI⊠you guys should head home. Itâs dangerous in Gotham this time of night.â
âI think weâre fineâŠâ you made a shooing motion with your hand even though Tim couldnât see it. He seemed to get the hint either way and pointed his grappling hook upwards before jetting off into the night.
You waiting and listened for a second to make sure he was gone before you broke out into laughter.
âYou were so red,â you wheezed at Damian.
âWell,â he crossed his arms. âItâs a bit strange when your brother catches you making out with your girlfriend.â
âAw, come on Dami. It wasnât that bad..â Your laugh calms down and you take a step toward Damian.
âYou did that on purpose.â He pouted, still red in the ears.
âIt got us off the hook though, didnât it?â
âIâll never hear the end of this from him.â
You plant a quick kiss on his cheek. âRemember what you said, nothingâs worse than getting caught on patrol when youâre not supposed to be.â
Damianâs mouth quirks up into a smile. âI think an amendment can be made to that statement.â
ââ
Damian was right. He never heard the end of it not only from Tim, but from all of his brothers. And Bruce.
He thought that he could handle it, but when Bruce pulled him aside to have âthe talk,â Damian just about exploded.
Your phone rang in your pocket and you picked up without a second thought.
âHello?â
âThey want to meet youâ
âWell, hello to you too!â
âPlease,â Damian groaned. âThey wonât get off my back about it, come over.â
âHmmmâŠâ you grin widely, debating whether or not to let Damian get tortured by his brothers a little bit longer. âIâll come over tomorrow.â
Part 2 here!!
the human tongue, the zombie habit
when did u get hot???
this is sooo ass but his insane face card distracts u from that. (tumblr is the first to see this edit)
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Okay so for wednesday!reader x hook... I'm curious to see their interactions as a couple around others, especially Uliana and her crew.
For a prompt, maybe something at Castlecoming? Like, if there was no prank/no one got detention, that is. Maybe this is their first "public appearance" together...?
Excited to see what you can do with this, haha
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pairings: james hook x fem!reader
genre: fluff with an angsty/foreboding end
warnings: blood, bones, one mention of throwing up, insecurity
note: iâm so sorry that i ended this with angst, it physically hurt me to write đ but it was bound to happen eventually⊠i have an idea for a continuation set right after this if anyone wants that
previous parts: one, two, three
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These two pictures just gave me a whole new light. My boyfriend does this and I wouldn't have it in any other way, NEVER.
Because, I loved romantic gestures. I don't care how cheesy or whatever cringe it is. I want it all. hand kisses?. Yes. Being a gentleman?. Yessir. Flowers?. Yes Mister. Acts of Service, Words of Affirmation and is loyal?. Attack me NOW.
I do not care how a nerd or geek you are, how rich or poor you are. If you have kind manners, a kind and smart character, a loving oersonality, ATTACK ME IF YOU MUST!
What makes me weak are romantic gestures. If you catch me receiving another or maybe ANOTHER hand kiss from my boyfriend. Just prepare the whole funeral ceremony, put my favorite flowers, my best and coolest picture ever, a beautiful crafted coffin and a planned ceremony.
YOU WILL SEE A CORPSE GETTING DRAGGED.
I willâ. No, scratch that. I AM A DEAD MAN.
Hand kisses just gives so much depth, no matter how âcringeâ or âcheesyâ it is, I WANT IT. I CRAVE FOR IT. i need it respectfully and not in a filthy way.
The kimd that's yearning. Yes. You know what I'm talking about. The hand kiss that shows a Man yearning, yearning for the approval of his Lady, yearning for extra glances, respectful and subtle touches, underlying words and hints from his beautiful, gorgeous and brilliant Lady. His Girl. His Woman. His World. His Everything.
HIS PARTNER.
Dating So Mun headcanons
(this is a long one)
Pairing: So Mun x civilian!fem!reader
Warnings: fluff, angst if you squint, suggestive?? idk, teeny tiny spoilers from avengers: endgame?? yâall will understand when you read this THIS TAKES PLACE IN S2 BUT ALL IS WELL
A/N: I finished tuc last episodes and Iâm so sad bc my weekly dose of happiness is over:(( anyways Iâm falling more and more inlove with So Mun and wrote this
OKAY SO
LET'S GET STARTED
So yall met at a food stall and bonded over food
You were a regular at one of the food stalls and really loved by the old lady running the stall
She always gives you samples of new dishes or free food
Even though you would argue with her and try giving her money but she wasnât having it
ANYWAYS
So Mun had just finished dealing with a level one spirit
Not wanting to disturb the other counters about it as it was just a mere level one spirit and was really easy to deal with
And he decided to stop by the food stalls for a quick snack bc he was feeling hungry
You were at the food stall speaking happily with the old lady
As fate would have it, So Mun found himself at the same stall as you drawn to the mouthwatering aroma of the popular dish the old lady was selling
Your guys eyes met briefly and you two felt an instant connection
As if the universe had conspired to bring yall together
So Mun decided to be the first one to struck up a conversation and asked for your recommendation among the food options
GIVE ME A MAN LIKE SO MUN PLSSSS đđđđđđ
Sometimes George Pevensie looks at his eldest and sees not just a stranger, but an enemy. A broad-chested man with his hands tight over Edmund and Lucyâs shoulders, Susan hiding behind him, and a victorious grin full of a predatorâs teeth. There is a war-honed sense of danger, along with the childish notion that Peter is a monster there to take his children away.Â
He blinks, and sky-blue eyes look at him from where Peter had been helping Lucy untangle a pen from her hair. And he scolds himself, for looking at a sixteen-year-old and seeing an adult man, and seeing one with such malice as well. Peter has always been the softer sort, to a point where it used to worry George what the world might do to him. How could he project this childish image of a kidnapping monster onto his own son?
Then he blinks again. Peterâs face is streaked with gore, his eyes are red, and he is laughing with a blood-stained mouth. George gets up and leaves the room to get some fresh air. Perhaps a drink, as well.
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Ocean Goddess, The Ocean Queen Lizzie, come backâ the axolotls miss you :(đ
What if Empires Smp had a different ending with The Ocean Queen?
Imagine the ocean drained and the Ocean Queen stood infront of her tower, standing on the stairs. Her skin slowly disappearing from its blue, oceanic color along with the mutations. She quickly loses her oxygen, her eyes turning white and she lost her breath. Lying on the stairs, dead.
Because of the Ocean, she can't live without it. Now it had drained, she must drain aswell. Because she was an ocean creature, her life depends on the Ocean.
Now gone with the rest of her friends because of a Tragedy.
Pianist seishu! Who met you at 7 years old and decided to hate you the moment you opened your stupid mouth, saying stupid things, while doing your stupid ballerina twirls aren't you supposed to be shy?
Pianist seishu! Who got all bothered when you walk up to him with such a loving gaze. That he stopped making eye contact with you to calm his beating heart. It's hate he reasoned.
Pianist seishu! Who would just sigh whenever you would rest your back to the back of his toy piano, leaning into it while you expressed your undying love for him. He would just sigh and go back to playing with his piano while his eyes twitched.
"I learned something about hands today!"
"??"
"Give me your hands and I'll show you!"
reluctantly giving his hands out
"It's fun to hold!"
Pianist seishu! Who slowly fell for you and your 'charms' but he begrudgingly dismissed it, not wanting to believe it at first that he fell for you of all people. Until you pointed it out for him.
"I wouldn't marry you unless you were the last person on earth!"
"... Did you say "if" or "unless"?..."
"... I admit I said unless.."
"HOPE!"
Pianist seishu! Who started to indulge in your scenarios of the future. But all of those scenarios are always about marriage, specifically of you two.
"Some husbands like to cook..."
"... If we were married, you could do all the cooking.."
"Then what would you do?"
"I'd fold the napkins"
Pianist seishu! Who, actually took one of your scenarios seriously. Actually late for the first time in his football practice.
"Say, we've been married for 6 months..."
"And let's say I've made a beautiful tuna casserole for dinner"
"You walk into the kitchen and say "what? Tuna casserole again?"
"I'd never say that..."
"Then I say "I've worked hard into making this casserole, and all you care about is that stupid piano!" Then you walk out"
Later in football practice
"Sorry I'm late, I was in a marital dispute"
A/n
If you guys didn't figure it out it's inspired by shroeder x lucy prolly gonna make this into a oneshot
THE SHROEDER AND LUCY REFERANCE??? SOBBING RN