The Pyromancer

I am a Pyromaniac. I don't have much of a life but I do have one. I am a console and PC gamer. Autocorrect pisses me off on a constant basis. Stay classy Tumblr ayyyyyee

[kevinpolars]

I want a friendship like this.

[i--am--infamous]

"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" nah bitch, all I want for Christmas is a fucking Titanfall beta key!

[jdools]

[faylor]

Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV

[saint-ian-deactivated20170129]

Tumblr was on MTV?

[giraffepoliceforce]

If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

[iwishewecoulddeletethisblog]

[lvstgirl]

Crown The Empire on We Heart It.

[degeneresellen]

Hunted is an absolutely terrifying and scary documentary about homophobia in Russia. I usually don’t post non-Ellen things on this blog but I truly think that the whole world needs to see this documentary and that’s why I’m now sharing it with all of you.

I wish Hunted was being shown globally. Especially now when the Olympics are in Russia. Please watch the documentary even though it can be really disturbing. Personally I was extremely angry after watching it.  WATCH. REBLOG. SHARE WITH OTHERS. SPREAD THE WORD. Because Gay Rights are Human Rights!

[analdelreyes]

Please watch this. I do note that it is hard to watch but a must see. I honestly feel sick to my stomach though.

[brioche-ok]

this is unbelievable

[buzzfeed]

[chaos-and-cookies]

i scrolled down looking for an explanation but there wasn’t one…

[i--am--infamous]

This wins the most fuckiest of whats

[i--am--infamous]

I just bought the AC4 DLC, Adewalé is one brutal motherfucker.

[koziorozec]

[d-iamondskies]

[i--am--infamous]

8 words that describe Princess Ariel.

[cartooncoyote]

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[cartooncoyote]

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[mizardtheacewizard-deactivated2]

YES IT DID GET BETTER

[still--getting--there]

Why part of your arm is it on? Sorry just curious :)

Ok so I feel like there’s a proper name for this part of your arm but my brain refuses to work atm but yano between like your wrist and elbow ya its there!!

(wow I just sound so smartly tonight!!)

[i--am--infamous]

That would be the forearm

[amillionwaystodiemovie]

[girlnextvore]

Reasons why Attack on titan is not a good anime

1. It is not beyblades

2. They don’t have beyblades in the show

3. No spinning tops at all

4. Beyblades is the best anime

[soldiergame]

well then how the fuck do you explain this