Gotham!Penguin NSFW Alphabet 💜🖤
because there’s barely any stuff about him. i’m going through a very strong gotham ozzie phase and you all are coming down with me and this has been in my drafts since the dawn of time so i guess i’ll just finish it up
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)
Either he falls asleep and tells you to leave if it’s just a one night stand, or he asks to be cuddled and held. He 100% has cried after doing the do, and he needs to be told he did good 🥺 He’ll also take care of your needs if he went a bit rough on you, but most of all, it’s just cuddles all around
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
Oswald LOVES his hair. It probably crunches under your hand if you play with it but that means he did a good job styling it. However, it’s usually very soft and fluffy, like how it was when he was with Ivy
Yours: Thighs 100%. He loves resting his head on them, caressing them, kissing them, he likes the soft feeling and how he can gently squeeze them, and have his hands on them when you’re on his lap 💜
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
Oswald definitely has a breeding kink. He likes the idea of having his cum inside of you and having it leak out once he’s done, he thinks it’s the hottest thing ever. Honestly, he just likes having his cum inside you, when you’re giving him head, you have to swallow.
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
Wants you to spank him with his cane. End of discussion. He wants you to bend him over for whatever reason, and give him a good spanking so he knows who’s really in control at the end of the day. (speaking of which, he’s a switch) (also inspired by a nygmobblepot fic my dear @finniestoncrane wrote pls go read it it’s called harm’s way)
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
To an extent. He’s quite the handsome guy, and he definitely bought sex a few times when he gained wealth. He knows what he’s doing, but at times he may need you to guide him
He loves when you ride him, or something where he can lay back. He likes the idea of being used and being able to look up at you, and it’s less pressure on his leg. He’s not opposed to trying new things, he’s taken a well liking to 69 and missionary
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
He’s not gonna make any jokes, maybe some comments that follow with a soft chuckle or smile but otherwise he doesn’t joke around, he’s just a tease 💜
H= Hair (grooming habits)
Carpets do match the drapes. They’re not too long, he regularly trims so it’s not too unruly and he doesn’t really care too much about how his hair down there looks.
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
It depends on his mood. If he’s had a horrible, stressful day, just expect him to go in for a quickie for stress relief and very rough and fast paced sex. Otherwise he always prefers for it to be romantic and slow
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
Not often! He’s a busy man, however, if he doesn’t have access to you and he’s bored in his office, he definitely has boudoir photos of you in a drawer for emergencies.
Dom/Sub dynamic, corporal punishment (on him), roleplay, sensory deprivation/overstimulation, leather/latex, any sort of cute lingerie or sexy outfits, JOI (both parties), Master/Slave
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
His bed, it’s comfy and private, but he has fantasies about fucking you at the lounge or some alleyway where he used to get pushed around by Fish and everyone else - just so he remember how far he’s come.
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
Usually any sort of cute outfits gets him going. Or when you come to him, practically dragging him somewhere private because you need him so bad. He loves feeling wanted.
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
Any sort of extreme corporal punishment on you - he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you, but he loves a bit of spanking and gentle bruising, or as gently as he can possibly be.
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
When receiving, he’s telling you how good you are, being so vocal and a bit cocky to the point where he ends up throat fucking you, but sometimes he just needs some slow head so he can cum into your mouth and see how pretty you look with it dripping out.
I honestly couldn’t pick between him being a god at oral or not knowing what he’s doing at all - and to me, both are hot.
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
Typically he goes very slow, and if he’s punishing you, it’s painfully slow. He has his moments where he loves to go hard and fast but most of the time it’s just gentle romantic lovemaking and can last a good while, he secretly loves edging himself even without you asking.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
Stated previously, if he’s stressed or angry he definitely goes rough but most of the time he enjoys spending hours with you in bed, foreplay, sex, aftercare, etc.
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
If he thinks he’ll like it, yes. Otherwise it takes a lot of convincing
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
Depending on the pace, he can go from 1-2 times to around 3.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
Yes!! He has lots of toys, handcuffs, leashes, vibrators he uses on himself and you, and always loves it when you bring home something new for you to try.
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
He’s such a fucking tease. He’ll make you beg until you’re nearly crying for him to touch you, and he doesn’t like to beg himself - but there are times when he does. You end up giving in very early though
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
He’s pretty loud. His breathy moans and grunts, sentences that don’t even make sense at times, his jealous and protective rambling, asking you who you belong to, all that sorts.
W= Wild card (random headcanon of any sort)
He bit people as a kid. Just putting that out there.
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
5.5 inches, pretty thick and has a nice curve to it. 10/10 dick tbh
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
It’s average, however it’s easy to turn him on, so therefore it’s pretty high.
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
Falls asleep nearly immediately after everything is cleaned up and he’s made some tea for the both of you or whatever, he’s cuddling with you and will nap for hours.
