After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
We are going to do good things with our lives. I don’t mean we will all cure cancer or invent some life changing product. I mean we will make people smile, we will help strangers simply because we can, we will try to leave people better than we found them. I know that if your heart has good intentions, you will do something good with your life.
*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*
Don't be ridiculous. Our backs and knees absolutely cannot do that.
i think about this tweet often. it’s not quite relatable but i want it to be like it makes me want to change my lifestyle
If you have something you want to say to somebody, perhaps how you feel, then just. tell. them. If it doesn’t work out, then it doesn’t work out. We are made to take the shots put infront of us so we get to experience something different for the future. Everything serves a purpose. Yes, that includes getting hurt, but that’s just how life is. So, just go for it. Say what you have to say, do what you have to do. What’s mean to be, will be. You only get one chance at this life, so live it.
After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
It is exhausting!
[ID: A tweet by David R. MacIver @ DRMacIver which reads: The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network and wondering why you're tired all the time. /End ID]
you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day
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What is your favorite Welsh phrase that doesn’t exist in English?
(For example: Like how ‘That is sausage to me’ is a phrase in German that isn’t used in English?)
Fantastic question! Rhaid i mi dod nôl at fyng nghoed - literally, I need to get back to my trees.
It means to regain your equilibrium and find peace. To take a break, to reassess, ready to carry on. "To get my shit together" I suppose, but with more of a peaceful, steadying undertone. Take a deep breath, ground yourself.
I have to ask - what makes something sausage to you?
Wait, I love this.
i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome
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"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.
Your life doesn’t have to be full of accomplishments and fancy things for it to be a good one. It’s totally acceptable for your greatest dream to be of an average little life, to dream of having a simple or mundane way of living.
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