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i am da bug she/her, 20's i don't have a filter 🔞 mothpilled bugcore insectcel

[i-am-da-bug]

I need some more varied practice, so I'm opening up art requests. If this interests you, feel free to throw something in my ask box.

I enjoy drawing horror and armor, but I'm open to pretty much anything

My strongest suit at the moment would be my line art, which I will include a few examples from my recent pieces underneath.

1.) Knight Artorias, The Abysswalker (Dark Souls) 2.) Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame (Elden Ring) 3.) Skin Granny (Fear & Hunger)

[i-am-da-bug]

im about two handfuls into a tub of berries everytime i make a post

[indigosfindings]

me normally: i like your outfit

me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit

[i-am-da-bug]

Kevin in a variety of situations

[i-am-da-bug]

i like Necrobinder slay the spire because her builds are up my alley and her gameplay is fun

i like Regent slay the spire because he's some kind of weird fucked up and rude horse with a Swiss bank account

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[lakevida]

[i-am-da-bug]

woke court of nobles: we actually call them jesters, fool is a pretty derogatory term for their line of work these days

fool: whatsssss up everypony *juggles my balls*

[i-am-da-bug]

one mans small penis is another womans giant hog. just so you know

[i-am-da-bug]

schoolyard bully: your mom is stupid

me, pushing up my glasses: heh. oh yeah? which one?

schoolyard bully, shaking in fear: uh, uh, uh, b-both of them?

me: statistically unlikely *i place a single finger on his chest and he fades into the ether*

[i-am-da-bug]

i be ready like freddie, glamrock

shaking her bed mcdonalds, shamrock

[i-am-da-bug]

im once again begging and pleading on my hands and knees so pathetically to anyone, please ask me to draw something for you. im in such a slump. i know you fuckers have blorbos. we could have a beautiful agreement here, not unlike the humble Remora and some sort of large Ray

[monsterpotion]

aging performer: yes, hi, I'm calling to schedule a colonoscopy

medical provider: I can perform that service. what is your name?

aging performer: butt doctor, I am pagliacci

[i-am-da-bug]

strip poker with a bunch of transfemmes who are all a little too eager to lose, but i didn't get the memo so now i look like a fuckin loser with my pants on normal style

[i-am-da-bug]

>mom bought fake rocks that glow in the dark

>online seller said four stones

>package arrives in mail

>mom is anxious

>she thinks they're gonna be small and shitty

>open the box

>One Big Rock

[i-am-da-bug]

both my computer and my wifi are dogshit. i can really only have one game at a time and it takes a full 8 hours to download anything. what im trying to say is that my computer seems to be some sort of shhitty wizard with only a single spell slot. loser

[i-am-da-bug]

it seems that the worlds oldest and worst maintained train is attempting to roll through town. i can hear it screaming in agony