i wanna trade my dim wits in for tits

29, she/they, Madeline(?). let's try and get along, yeah?

[koriandrea]

[ireneakihabara-deactivated20250]

im saying this everyday

[jackalopescruff]

Sorry but the hits keep coming, things are looking up work wise but the hours arent coming in just yet and bills and other needs are still a problem I cant keep up with just yet. I get paid in a week, need some funds to help us until then we greatly appreciate it

https://paypal.me/peachslushee

[julia-miraclerat]

Youre just crushbait to make me love you

[malignedmare]

anyway since i got my following and audience fucking slashed by tumblr please support me where u can.. admittedly i’m dealing w a bit of sexual trauma rn and that’s why uploads have been less frequent. that being said, there’s years worth of porn on my OF just waiting for u and the more support i get now the sooner i can get back to consistent work.

[marusketch]

Powerful witch with a low wage day job.

[sugary--sheep]

quite literally nothing better than winning a sex bet with a tsundere.

[sugary--sheep]

especially if it requires displaying some level of prowess to overcome a trial. it makes what would have already been a satisfying victory into an unbeatable dopamine rush.

[sugary--sheep]

she can't back out because it's a bet she made willingly. she can complain all she wants but she will be bouncing on it of her own volition.

[sugary--sheep]

even if I lost we'd just trade places and it's awesome to get humiliated by a tsundere. you literally cannot lose.

[lokaror]

i dont care how much you like the various cosmetics you buy it is NOT worth poaching gnomes. At the gnome preserve i work at we find the poor things basically fully intact with only the hat and shoes taken. And for what? To be ground up for lip gloss and moustache wax? its not ok.

[weird-goodbyes]

I do think some people need to realize you cannot Amazon prime one day free shipping your way into a friendship/relationship

[weird-goodbyes]

sometimes it’ll be inconvenient. sometimes you will have to sit through a movie you don’t enjoy and still say, “it was nice!” sometimes you’ll have to forgive them for things, and sometimes you’ll have to have tough conversations. human connection is often about learning how and why and what and when to care about another person. at least the one’s that are worth it. it might cost a couple more emotional dollars, and the shipping is a couple business days more, but it’s worth it.

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[bullmilf]

You have to understand: all magic is for pervert shit when the mage is a pervert

[wispy---willows]

which of course every mage is

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

you do have to be a wings pervert. actually.

[calware]

incredible pull at the museum the other day

[s-lycopersicum]

[s-lycopersicum]

[hhonchkrow234]

some cooler ones

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[buttsniffingdyke]

tgirl ass is fucking gorgeous