i am dave

A being of unfathomable scale and power. Any/All. Likes lasagna. : )

[i-am-dave]

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This is an RP blog connected to the OSHAverse, so the standard warnings for violence, morbid themes, and unreality apply. I can tag things upon request as well.

Dave (any and all pronouns, literally all of them, it is literally impossible to misgender Dave) is an eldritch entity of unfathomable scale and power, incapable of existing withing normal reality due to the sheer immensity of its power. Its being encompasses any and all realities, numerous unrealities, and several quasirealities. Other eldritch beings think he's a made-up bullshit story and they are correct also.

Dave likes lasagna. : )

[oshafileclerk]

Hi. I went on vacation. What have I missed.

[i-am-dave]

ii dunnoo. I'm usuaallie juust vibeing : )

[oshafileclerk]

...Have we met

[i-am-dave]

iin a metaaphysicaal sense.

: )

[oshafileclerk]

Hi. I went on vacation. What have I missed.

[i-am-dave]

ii dunnoo. I'm usuaallie juust vibeing : )

[determined-spirits]

can Jackie be described as a fan favorite

yes

no

what the fuck is a Jackie

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2023

[determined-spirits]

can Jackie be described as a fan favorite

yes

no

what the fuck is a Jackie

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2023

[i-am-dave]

[feral Jackie takes a chomp out of Dave. she instantly ages a year in eldritch standards.]

Whaat are you. Yoou should notte haave beene able to do thaat and liive.

[the-alternate-forges]

Oh You Know

[i-am-dave]

I do notte

[determined-spirits]

:)

[i-am-dave]

8 |

[i-am-dave]

[feral Jackie takes a chomp out of Dave. she instantly ages a year in eldritch standards.]

Whaat are you. Yoou should notte haave beene able to do thaat and liive.

[the-alternate-forges]

Oh You Know

[i-am-dave]

I do notte

[i-am-dave]

[feral Jackie takes a chomp out of Dave. she instantly ages a year in eldritch standards.]

Whaat are you. Yoou should notte haave beene able to do thaat and liive.

[i-am-dave]

(@void-lord-erenvyx)

Erenvyx is once again on a higher plane, communing with Dave.

"Hello. It has been some time since we last spoke"

Helloe! Diid you neede somethinge?

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Yes. I noticed that there's something amiss in the world... A strange force seems to be approaching. It seems even more primal than I, so I figured that you may know more, being as old as you are"

[i-am-dave]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Hm. If that's so, then either this is directly tied to my Domain, or is more primal than even you... Which wouldn't explain why I can sense it..."

[i-am-dave]

Whatever it is I'm sure it's nothing. Don't worry about it.

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"I'm not going to do that"

[i-am-dave]

uncomfortable silence

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"I think we should prepare for whatever's going to happen"

[i-am-dave]

...The only person I know who might be able to help is... not willing to speak to me. But I'll try to reach him.

[i-am-dave]

(@void-lord-erenvyx)

Erenvyx is once again on a higher plane, communing with Dave.

"Hello. It has been some time since we last spoke"

Helloe! Diid you neede somethinge?

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Yes. I noticed that there's something amiss in the world... A strange force seems to be approaching. It seems even more primal than I, so I figured that you may know more, being as old as you are"

[i-am-dave]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Hm. If that's so, then either this is directly tied to my Domain, or is more primal than even you... Which wouldn't explain why I can sense it..."

[i-am-dave]

Whatever it is I'm sure it's nothing. Don't worry about it.

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"I'm not going to do that"

[i-am-dave]

uncomfortable silence

[i-am-dave]

(@void-lord-erenvyx)

Erenvyx is once again on a higher plane, communing with Dave.

"Hello. It has been some time since we last spoke"

Helloe! Diid you neede somethinge?

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Yes. I noticed that there's something amiss in the world... A strange force seems to be approaching. It seems even more primal than I, so I figured that you may know more, being as old as you are"

[i-am-dave]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Hm. If that's so, then either this is directly tied to my Domain, or is more primal than even you... Which wouldn't explain why I can sense it..."

[i-am-dave]

Whatever it is I'm sure it's nothing. Don't worry about it.

[i-am-dave]

(@void-lord-erenvyx)

Erenvyx is once again on a higher plane, communing with Dave.

"Hello. It has been some time since we last spoke"

Helloe! Diid you neede somethinge?

[void-lord-erenvyx]

"Yes. I noticed that there's something amiss in the world... A strange force seems to be approaching. It seems even more primal than I, so I figured that you may know more, being as old as you are"

[i-am-dave]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[i-am-dave]

(@void-lord-erenvyx)

Erenvyx is once again on a higher plane, communing with Dave.

"Hello. It has been some time since we last spoke"

Helloe! Diid you neede somethinge?

[i-am-dave]

beeowwop

Heello!

[i-am-dave]

hug kitty!!!!!!!!

The orange tabby purrs loudly.

[i-am-dave]

.........hug kitty?

It hops up onto the windowsill and mrps loudly

[i-am-dave]

lasagna has been left on the windowsill :]

still so sad i dont get hugs :c

You notice a peculiar cat outside your window. It purrs loudly.