Lechonk

I am Lechonk

[i-am-lechonk]

is it pronounced lay-chonk or lee-chonk?

Neither! Lechonk is pronounced leh-chonk. Thank you for asking, Snivy.

[itsapmseymour]

But if no hood, where will Snom ride? :(

Broad shoulder of their choice

[sneaky-detective-snom]

I’ll take that as you asking for a snom on your shoulder, I need uppies tho

🔍cc•__)

[itsapmseymour]

Hang tight kiddo it’s a long way up.

I like your magnifying glass

[itsapmseymour]

[i-am-a-grubbin]

<< O)____\ May I ride on the other shoulder papa?

[itsapmseymour]

That’s what two shoulders are for champ~

[i-am-lechonk]

May Lechonk ride the forearm father?

Ó(°°)Ò

[itsapmseymour]

How do the pokemon give birth if they have no pashikabonga or vermaderher

NO LITTLE GERMAN KID, DONT GO TO ROUTE 34!

[i-am-lechonk]

Und mein god! The land is full of anthropomorphic- AHHHHH-

[i-am-lechonk]

What should lechonk do with his Tumblr life? Try to be funny? Pigs are very funny. I should become a clown.

[itsapmseymour]

Are there any animals that are not friend shaped? No judgment, I personally have a vendetta with magpies

Wasps. They are angry shaped.

[i-am-lechonk]

Lechonk is gonna have to disagree.

Ō(°°)Ó

Exhibit A:

Any questions?

^(°°)^

[skribblz]

WE HAVING A SNOWBALL FIGHT???? LESGOOOOOO

RIGHT BACK ATCHA @duckymcdoorknob @veryblushyswitch

@danibby @helloitsghost @giggly-squiggily @intheticklecloset @volleeball-bo @altheadajoysoul @coolbananas143 @flames-tstuff @ticklepinions @angivariety @gladdygirl18 @happyandticklish @tiklart

[happyandticklish]

Y'all are going down, I will become the snowball fight master!

Thank you for the tag @skribblz and @veryblushyswitch~

@tickles-tea @apricots-and-dynamite @thelaughterjournal @ticklygiggles @tickly-killer @ssnicker-doodless @spongeboblevle25 @peachytickles @tiklart @ticklish-geek @spritewrites

[tiklart]

OHHHH YALL ARE ONNN!! 😤

@happyandticklish @skribblz @veryblushyswitch

@sleepysheepytea @simplysmilingdrew @simplee-dreaming @rattypattyy @an-other-writer @otomiya-tickles @danibby @dragoncortex @kanene-yaaay

Oh shit this is serious👀

@tiklart thanks ;) <3

@fluffomatic @cloudyreis @brattylittlelee @baisleyarts @manly-snail @vqler @w0ooh0oo

[giggly-agenda]

YKNOW WHAT, BET

@cefsticklestoo @kwaiibb @squeaky-n-blushy

[squeaky-n-blushy]

OH YEAH? THIS MEANS WAR

@twordyfluffytrash @lokust @tallcabbage

[w0ooh0oo]

an-other-writer  

I accept your challenge

here’s a cat :D

@vgler  @hexalianrebel-blackfeathers  @ticklegeek  @fifthnail​  

come and fight >:D

[i-am-lechonk]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE PIGGY INQUISITION

[i-am-lechonk]

Friendly reminder that you are actually the main character in this story

No that's Ash Ketchup. But thank you

^(°°)^

[i-am-lechonk]

Friendly reminder that it's ok to be the main character in your story as long as you're a well written character.

[sealed-baby-snom-deactivated202]

*a snom egg lays before you* what do you do

[undead-rocker]

@i-am-lechonk​ I need you for something 

[i-am-lechonk]

Oh lord oh gosh oh jeez. LECHONK ISNT READY TO BE A FATHER-

[undead-rocker]

@i-am-lechonk time for some bacon and eggs

[i-am-lechonk]

O(°A°)O

NO!!!

[sealed-baby-snom-deactivated202]

*a snom egg lays before you* what do you do

[undead-rocker]

@i-am-lechonk​ I need you for something 

[i-am-lechonk]

Oh lord oh gosh oh jeez. LECHONK ISNT READY TO BE A FATHER-

[i-am-lechonk]

Attention. Local Lechonks in your area have been infected by so comfy in bed cannot move disease. If you or a loved one is infected by so comfy in bed cannot move disease, you may be entitled to cuddle compensation. Symptoms of so comfy in bed cannot move disease are sleepy eyes, very warm, all parts of body swaddled perfectly, and much relaxation.

[ryderdire]

Honestly at this point in my tumblr existence if any of my tumblr posts end up i one of those tumblr videos I would probably turn to golden dust and disperse onto the wind

[ryderdire]

No stop I’m already turning to dust

[ryderdire]

I swear to god If I log on later and see pm Seymour in my notfs I’m commiting arson and placing a hex on your home

[itsapmseymour]

Please don’t commit arson.

[cryptic-underground]

So putting a hex on people's homes is fine, but you draw the line at arson?

[itsapmseymour]

I mean my house is already hexed so would be kinda redundant

[fallenclay]

Why is your house hexed?

[itsapmseymour]

Opened the Hex Box

[functioning-dysfunctionally-dea]

Why’d you open the Hex Box? That’s never a good plan.

[itsapmseymour]

It said “Open this” and I always follow directions

[airon2-0]

hey pandora is that you?

[itsapmseymour]

No this is Patrick

[i-am-lechonk]

This is truly glorious

[itsapmseymour]

Imagine the universe where we didn’t decide that for pc gaming, the character movements weren’t keyed to WASD.

[i-am-lechonk]

Lechonk uses the arrows but that's only cause he only plays watergirl and fireboy on cool math games . com.

[i-am-lechonk]

Hello.

^(° °)^

Lechonk has returned. He was taking a break from Tumblr. Do as Lechonk do. Take a break from your prison website whether it be Tumblr, Twitter, Snapchat, Discord, Instagram, Facebook, Ao3, Wattpad, etc.

O(° °)O

And y'all don't test Lechonk. Will take your YouTube privileges too.

Ò(° °)Ó

[i-am-lechonk]

Lechonk has had a good day today. He brings good vibes among the land

[radioactiv3snak]

I stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table

[i-am-lechonk]

Why would you do that?? I JUST sent good vibes!

[i-am-lechonk]

Lechonk has had a good day today. He brings good vibes among the land

[itsapmseymour]

*taps mic* ahem...

✨️Moon Elf✨️

[i-am-lechonk]

Lechonk supports her