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Why are ducks so violent

And why won’t they let me join their club

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Ok ok ok

Hear me out

Hats

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Do you think Einstein ever sneezed so hard he got disoriented and wondered wtf just happened?

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Sometimes I just want to climb on top a moving car and have a pirate moment

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So life did its thing particularly hard but I guess I’m here to scream into the void again

*monotone cheering*

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My sister has a tumblr

✨Ew✨

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College is boring

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I’m bored

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I’m attempting to sew

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Oi

I’m proud of you

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Having an off day

socializing is hard rn

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Life is boring

Hyperactivity is a weird feeling

Idk what else to say

Have a good day

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Out here vibing like a mess

Woop

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Ok but why are Newfoundland’s so cute tho

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Guess who got diagnosed with bipolar during their absence

That’s right

This whore

Guess who is now on mood stabilizers and is incredibly happy about their effect

That’s also right

This whore

Guess who’s psychiatrist actually listened to them about the adhd meds and put them on the kind that’s known to be a good choice when the others cause mania

Right again

This fucking whores

That’s my mental health update if you were interested

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I just realized that onlyfans is basically choosing to become a video format tumblr

Like it’s no secret what happens when you ban the porn

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✨I’m back bitches ✨