~Reaver~

I answer any questions you have for me, and I shall role-play with you as much as you like. Come now, don't be shy. It's always a nice surprise to have company

[thegingerpowers]

Let’s hope we all see clearly in 2020!

[too-much-john-seed]

Crabs… am I gonna be murdered by crabs?

[i-am-reaver]

Cock? Why yes please ;-)

[lorkhandreaming]

SOMEONE has to make quality art in this house (but that someone is not me)

i made this specifically to post it in a server upon joining bc im Like That

[i-am-reaver]

NO

[chiralou]

“I see that man as he was back then. As beautiful as me, as fiery as me, but so delicate. So breakable. And so afraid of death. What a weak, despicable man he is. But I am not he. I am Reaver. And I will sleep much better after this chalice of wine."

Reaver belongs to Lionhead Studios Ltd. 

[crookedsmilesnovel]

‘I thought he’d never shut up! Oh, I’m sorry, did you want to kill him?’

Photos by StarKey Studios

[i-am-reaver]

You’d make the perfect decoy for the assassin’s that are always bothering me.

[ryuichifoxe]

Sparrow’s funeral wasn’t the first time Jamie saw Reaver, but he did find it odd that the man was allowed to attend the private ceremony. 

[i-am-reaver]

Hero’s are a dying breed. Sparrow was the very definition of a hero....but what would I know?

[inaccurate-fable-quotes]

Garth: Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a 6 letter word for “disappointment”

Hammer: Reaver

Garth: It fits

[i-am-reaver]

You weren’t saying that in bed last night. 

[i-am-reaver]

You have hundreds of years worth of life experience. How does one become so persuasive?

Practice and confidence. Fake it until you make it darling.

[i-am-reaver]

Do you prefer to be dominant or dominated...? I'm asking this for educational purposes, of course.

I am what is called a twist darling. Both are fun it all depends on my mood. Should the mood change then a bullet between the eyes is easier than rolling over to top.

[i-am-reaver]

How often do you check the "Reaver" tag? You seem to have a remark to almost every post about you I've ever encountered.

Not recently, I’m afraid. I’ve been in hiding, well witness protection to be more precise. But thanks to VPNs it’s harder to find me ;-)What did I witness? Can’t go into details but a certain higher-up did the coitus, cuddle, and cry with another big-wig’s wife. Religious war or no more poor people bothering me? Decisions decisions. I’ve been becoming rather bored to be honest.

[i-am-reaver]

Have you ever sucked a dick?

-sigh- Really dear? Have you no idea who I am?

[i-am-reaver]

What is your opinion on a Female King Logan?

Female. Male. Whilst in the bedroom that doesn’t matter but in politics there would be a battle once a month and a never ending war since women always scoot about the problem without ever saying what’s actually wrong. Which is fine with me. I’d rather a bullet to their face than to listen to a woman ramble on about this girl said that this man did this, blah blah blah

[i-am-reaver]

can i lick u

Absolutely not......in public.

[i-am-reaver]

Have you ever met a God/Goddess before?

I see one in the mirror everyday.

[i-am-reaver]

I have to lay low for a while. Someone let out my annual secret........

[i-am-reaver]

Shall we adjourn to the dungeon?

[i-am-reaver]

Reaver, would you ever marry someone? If they were really, really sexy and liked violence and fashion?

Perhaps again. Penelope and Ursula were fun while they lasted but on the way back from our honeymoon together we were attacked by a nasty Kraken. Well let’s just say that in order to escape successfully I had to lose some ‘cargo’

Shame to see them go but they were becoming quite needy.

[i-am-reaver]

Well, megacon certainly is busy. That John Barrowman is a sexy beast. Such a pity that I did not get to see that many of my fans. The Rosen plaza has a marvelous pool and hot tub(not as marvelous as mine) but their rooms could be bigger.