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hello vonnie
d e v o n
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Mike Driver
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Jimmy Eat World
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
KIROKAZE
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Interview Vampire Daily
shark vs the universe
Color Me Curious
PR's Tumblrdome
taylor price
Discoholic 🪩
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@i-do-believe-in-ferrys
im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off
reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost
who up strangling their fruit on National Lighthouse Day?
Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.
Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself
The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless
“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
“And spoke like they’d be there” 💀💀💀
Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)
previously unseen genders in human history
just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically
wow my tweet on my dash
The context:
Pokemon Heritage Post
me (an angel): and this is the inner thigh, engineered to be the most biteable part of the entire design
god (just fumbled a tgirl, angry at world): put the femoral artery in it
"but paws how could god fumble a tgirl if He hasn't created humans yet?" she was an angel. like all trans women. write that down.
assigning Scully to the X-files was the funniest thing the US government ever did because imagine you send this logical, rule-following scientist to spy on the Basement Weirdo but instead they fall in love and soul-bond so intensely that it’s actually a legitimate threat to national security. all the super-important super-evil government conspiracies are at risk because you (the US government) accidentally pulled the best matchmaking job in history and now they’re so in love and oh shit they’re breaking into another top-secret facility, they’re discovering evidence of another war crime, they’re gazing longingly into each other’s eyes next to a crashed ufo and it’s all your fucking fault
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
And uncultured. Get a new child
Never Learned - Gator Days
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