i hate gravel and you should too

mason • gravel enjoyers dni •he/they/any occasional octopath/pokemon/art posting

[i-hate-gravel]

i ☝️ have something inappropriate i’d like to say

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[parawyrm]

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[nerunodaisuki]

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[balaclava-trismegistus]

must have some pretty great picks after being in there for 55 years

[i-hate-gravel]

whoa my girlfriend is awesome and kind

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

she hop on my deck til i flop like a fish

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[sexygaywizard]

[captain-price-returns]

[maidthings]

they hate me for my loving nature and sentimentality that borders on delusion

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup