Paul

Hi! I’m Paul Matthews, 32, accountant at CCRP technical!

[chai-iced-me]

Yeah I have a blog. Keep scrolling.

Or don't.

I'm Ted, I like long walks on the beach, and long nights in your sheets. ;) If I work with you, why do YOU have a blog?

Ask me whatever, I might not even answer.

This is just because I'm bored.

[i-hate-musicals]

Oh, hey Ted. Glad to see you’re on here 😄

[chai-iced-me]

Hey Paul. Are you going on a coffee run 👀 even if you're not get me a chai iced tea

[i-hate-musicals]

Okay, give me a few minutes and I’ll head to Beanies 👍

[chai-iced-me]

Look at you being useful for once! So proud.

[i-hate-musicals]

No need to be a dick about it, Ted.

[chai-iced-me]

I was complimenting you!

[i-hate-musicals]

It didn’t sound like a compliment.

[chai-iced-me]

Okay next time I'll insult you and you can compare

[i-hate-musicals]

Sure, Ted. In the time it took you to respond I already got your chai, come get it from me.

[chai-iced-me]

Ey! You already agreed to a next time! That's a free tea on you.

[i-hate-musicals]

You suck. Get your chai before all the ice melts.

[chai-iced-me]

Yeah I have a blog. Keep scrolling.

Or don't.

I'm Ted, I like long walks on the beach, and long nights in your sheets. ;) If I work with you, why do YOU have a blog?

Ask me whatever, I might not even answer.

This is just because I'm bored.

[i-hate-musicals]

Oh, hey Ted. Glad to see you’re on here 😄

[chai-iced-me]

Hey Paul. Are you going on a coffee run 👀 even if you're not get me a chai iced tea

[i-hate-musicals]

Okay, give me a few minutes and I’ll head to Beanies 👍

[chai-iced-me]

Look at you being useful for once! So proud.

[i-hate-musicals]

No need to be a dick about it, Ted.

[chai-iced-me]

I was complimenting you!

[i-hate-musicals]

It didn’t sound like a compliment.

[chai-iced-me]

Okay next time I'll insult you and you can compare

[i-hate-musicals]

Sure, Ted. In the time it took you to respond I already got your chai, come get it from me.

[chai-iced-me]

Yeah I have a blog. Keep scrolling.

Or don't.

I'm Ted, I like long walks on the beach, and long nights in your sheets. ;) If I work with you, why do YOU have a blog?

Ask me whatever, I might not even answer.

This is just because I'm bored.

[i-hate-musicals]

Oh, hey Ted. Glad to see you’re on here 😄

[chai-iced-me]

Hey Paul. Are you going on a coffee run 👀 even if you're not get me a chai iced tea

[i-hate-musicals]

Okay, give me a few minutes and I’ll head to Beanies 👍

[chai-iced-me]

Look at you being useful for once! So proud.

[i-hate-musicals]

No need to be a dick about it, Ted.

[chai-iced-me]

I was complimenting you!

[i-hate-musicals]

It didn’t sound like a compliment.

[chai-iced-me]

Yeah I have a blog. Keep scrolling.

Or don't.

I'm Ted, I like long walks on the beach, and long nights in your sheets. ;) If I work with you, why do YOU have a blog?

Ask me whatever, I might not even answer.

This is just because I'm bored.

[i-hate-musicals]

Oh, hey Ted. Glad to see you’re on here 😄

[chai-iced-me]

Hey Paul. Are you going on a coffee run 👀 even if you're not get me a chai iced tea

[i-hate-musicals]

Okay, give me a few minutes and I’ll head to Beanies 👍

[chai-iced-me]

Look at you being useful for once! So proud.

[i-hate-musicals]

No need to be a dick about it, Ted.

[chai-iced-me]

Yeah I have a blog. Keep scrolling.

Or don't.

I'm Ted, I like long walks on the beach, and long nights in your sheets. ;) If I work with you, why do YOU have a blog?

Ask me whatever, I might not even answer.

This is just because I'm bored.

[i-hate-musicals]

Oh, hey Ted. Glad to see you’re on here 😄

[chai-iced-me]

Hey Paul. Are you going on a coffee run 👀 even if you're not get me a chai iced tea

[i-hate-musicals]

Okay, give me a few minutes and I’ll head to Beanies 👍

[chai-iced-me]

Yeah I have a blog. Keep scrolling.

Or don't.

I'm Ted, I like long walks on the beach, and long nights in your sheets. ;) If I work with you, why do YOU have a blog?

Ask me whatever, I might not even answer.

This is just because I'm bored.

[i-hate-musicals]

Oh, hey Ted. Glad to see you’re on here 😄

[i-hate-musicals]

Paul would you still enjoy Beanie's if it was ran by a worm

I mean… I guess? It’s not like I know the owner or anything…

Like seriously, what is with these weird questions?

[i-hate-musicals]

You take an obscene amount of sugar in your coffee. The Doctor famously took six to eight sugars in his tea, and he was a fictional space alien. You take at least three in your coffee, and that's not counting the glucose and galactose produced by the breakdown of the lactose in the cream. That's too much sugar. You'll rot your teeth.

What are you talking about, my coffee goes unadulterated. Like it’s supposed to be.

[i-hate-musicals]

paul Matthews what is your opinion on blue slime

Not a big fan of slime, but blue’s a nice color!

[hello-mc-fly]

Hi there! A fellow Hatchetfeild Citizen I see? Nice to meet you!

- @i-hate-musicals

Nice to meet you too! Glad to see I'm not the only guy on this island who uses Tumblr.

[i-hate-musicals]

My nephew made me get this app, I still don’t really know how it works 😅😂

[hello-mc-fly]

Mostly you just post and scroll. People who don't use the site to post art usually just take pictures of their food and put them up. If you're interested in looking at a specific topic (say, cat photos), use the search bar to find a corresponding tag (say, #cats).

There's a RadioShack on the corner of Harmon and Elm if you need general help with operating your phone. Dunno if it's still in business. I haven't checked. If you're genuinely stuck, ask your nephew. He probably knows more about this stuff than you do.

[i-hate-musicals]

I’m figuring it out slowly, thanks!

[catbritta]

paul matthews. you agree. reblog.

[i-hate-musicals]

Yeah…

[swaglord4200]

"Let's make like newton, and get this physics project in motion"

*cue the most DISCUSTED face ever*

[i-hate-musicals]

I love my nephew <3

[inkwell-illustrations]

lol

[i-hate-musicals]

What. Is. This.

[i-hate-musicals]

Hiii Paul hellooooo hiiiiiii

Hello!! Nice to meet you! 😄

[hello-mc-fly]

Hi there! A fellow Hatchetfeild Citizen I see? Nice to meet you!

- @i-hate-musicals

Nice to meet you too! Glad to see I'm not the only guy on this island who uses Tumblr.

[i-hate-musicals]

My nephew made me get this app, I still don’t really know how it works 😅😂

[i-hate-musicals]

Okay….??????

[i-hate-musicals]

Throws you into the pear wiggler

Excuse me? Who are you?