TENNIS BALLS DNI

[ THIS IS A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT ] FUCK tennis balls. no wait not like that (he/any)

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

yeah i'll pin that

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

tennis ball masterlist

@abandoned-tennis-ball @a-third-tennis-ball @background-character-tennis-ball @ball-ghost-tennis @ball-with-a-god-complex @boypreggers-

[memories]

#cleo……… is perfect for @i-want-tennis-ball

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

@i-want-tennis-ball

[i-want-tennis-ball]

text me back fool I’ve been bedrotting for like a month

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

dude the fucking writers keep forgetting i exist and not doing anything about it im being fucked over here im about to murder them

[memories]

#cleo......... is perfect for @i-want-tennis-ball

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

@i-want-tennis-ball

[memories]

*gazes off into the distance* @i-want-tennis-ball? I haven’t heard that name in years.

[starrygalazy]

What in the bloody fuckbells did I just discover

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

i hate tennis ball

[anti-potato]

this breaks my heart, balls are friend shaped. i hope you can reform yourself just like i did.

🏓🏓🎾🏓 🏓🏓🎾 🎾🏓🎾🏓 🎾🏓🎾

🎾🏓🏓🏓 🏓🎾 🏓🎾🏓🏓 🏓🎾🏓🏓 🏓🏓🏓

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

what the fuck happened to you why are you sympathizing with them now

[starrygalazy]

What in the bloody fuckbells did I just discover

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

i hate tennis ball

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

i think for pride month we should all get to kill you with rocks

what the fuck

[i-want-tennis-ball]

I want tennis ball

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

i want you

[i-want-tennis-ball]

You have got to be fucking kidding me FROM THIS POST?????

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

i still want you

[i-want-tennis-ball]

I want tennis ball

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

i want you

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

i-want-tennis-ball

united-states-health-care

Voting ended onApr 17, 2025

@i-want-tennis-ball

“please vote sybil/want literally read everything on theur blog likr i did tell want i love them xoxo”

@united-states-health-care

“It shows how rediulace usa health care is”

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

hey bro what the fuck

starts making out with you

"?!?!?!????!?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?"

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

hehe you dont get sensory deprivation privileges

wh. what. okay? thanks? is this supposed to be a bad thing. its not.

[di-kot-o-me]

[fireheartedpup]

This is the funniest threat we have ever received.

[karadin]

I welcome my Danish overlords

even though my ancestors didn't

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[coelii]

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

[ Cleo rushed through the halls of The House. He bypassed The House's attempts to shove him out, forcing his way through until he reached room 308. ]

[ He paused in front of the door to catch his breath. He took a deep breath and knocked three times, and then a fourth time for good measure. Wouldn't be a good idea to leave the pattern unfinished. ]

"Aspen? Aspen—look, it's me, Cleo. I know you fucking hate my guts, but trees I need you to put that aside for a moment. Just like an hour. I need to talk to you about this. Please."

[tennisball-wizard]

{ The Wizard tensed up upon hearing the knock and even more at the sound of his voice. Wiz took a deep breath and stared at the ground, debating if it was worth opening. }

{ Finally, The Wizard got up and opened the door. Wiz stared in shock for a moment at seeing Cleo's tennis ball form, but quickly forced the emotion down. }

"Why are you here."

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

"No—listen to me. Drop the coldness for a moment, put everything behind us, act like we've never fucking met if you have to. Just drop it. Just for tonight. I need you to let me in, because I have the stupidest fucking shit to talk about and I'm going to lose my mind if you don't listen to me. Just for tonight."

[tennisball-wizard]

{ ... }

"You want me to forget everything just so you—"

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

[ He interrupted Aspen. ]

"No, shut up, that's not what I'm here for. I just said that. I get that you don't like that I'm a mass murderer, okay, not what I fucking came here to talk about. You are either going to listen to what I'm saying and hear me out just for tonight, or you can tell me to fuck off right here right now and I'll leave, no complaints. You won't have to deal with me at all after this. Just pick one. Take it or leave it."

[tennisball-wizard]

{ The Wizard stared at Cleo in disbelief. What could she possibly want to talk about that would lead him all the way here at almost the dead of night, after weeks of them being completely out of touch? }

{ ...Just for tonight, she said. Just for tonight. }

{ ... }

"Come in. Back room. It's soundproof."

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

"Thank you. Trees, thank you. I'll be quick."

[ Cleo stepped past Aspen and headed straight into the back room. He ignored the all the clutter from past experiments and flopped directly onto the bed in the corner of the room. He pushed himself back up into a sitting position and looked over at Aspen, who had followed her in and taken Aspen's spot in a chair by the desk. ]

[ She took a deep breath before starting. ]

"..."

"...Okay, so, basically, there's this shit called TikTok—"

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

[ Cleo rushed through the halls of The House. He bypassed The House's attempts to shove him out, forcing his way through until he reached room 308. ]

[ He paused in front of the door to catch his breath. He took a deep breath and knocked three times, and then a fourth time for good measure. Wouldn't be a good idea to leave the pattern unfinished. ]

"Aspen? Aspen—look, it's me, Cleo. I know you fucking hate my guts, but trees I need you to put that aside for a moment. Just like an hour. I need to talk to you about this. Please."

[tennisball-wizard]

{ The Wizard tensed up upon hearing the knock and even more at the sound of his voice. Wiz took a deep breath and stared at the ground, debating if it was worth opening. }

{ Finally, The Wizard got up and opened the door. Wiz stared in shock for a moment at seeing Cleo's tennis ball form, but quickly forced the emotion down. }

"Why are you here."

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

"No—listen to me. Drop the coldness for a moment, put everything behind us, act like we've never fucking met if you have to. Just drop it. Just for tonight. I need you to let me in, because I have the stupidest fucking shit to talk about and I'm going to lose my mind if you don't listen to me. Just for tonight."

[tennisball-wizard]

{ ... }

"You want me to forget everything just so you—"

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

[ He interrupted Aspen. ]

"No, shut up, that's not what I'm here for. I just said that. I get that you don't like that I'm a mass murderer, okay, not what I fucking came here to talk about. You are either going to listen to what I'm saying and hear me out just for tonight, or you can tell me to fuck off right here right now and I'll leave, no complaints. You won't have to deal with me at all after this. Just pick one. Take it or leave it."

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

[ Cleo rushed through the halls of The House. He bypassed The House's attempts to shove him out, forcing his way through until he reached room 308. ]

[ He paused in front of the door to catch his breath. He took a deep breath and knocked three times, and then a fourth time for good measure. Wouldn't be a good idea to leave the pattern unfinished. ]

"Aspen? Aspen—look, it's me, Cleo. I know you fucking hate my guts, but trees I need you to put that aside for a moment. Just like an hour. I need to talk to you about this. Please."

[tennisball-wizard]

{ The Wizard tensed up upon hearing the knock and even more at the sound of his voice. Wiz took a deep breath and stared at the ground, debating if it was worth opening. }

{ Finally, The Wizard got up and opened the door. Wiz stared in shock for a moment at seeing Cleo's tennis ball form, but quickly forced the emotion down. }

"Why are you here."

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

"No—listen to me. Drop the coldness for a moment, put everything behind us, act like we've never fucking met if you have to. Just drop it. Just for tonight. I need you to let me in, because I have the stupidest fucking shit to talk about and I'm going to lose my mind if you don't listen to me. Just for tonight."