I HATE THE ALGORITHM

A collection of confusing ads served by this website

[i-hate-the-algorithm]

I know people be arguing about the tumblr ad-free subscription model, and like i get it. There’s a context here, there’s a shared history between the absolutely unhinged people running this website and the debatably-more-unhinged people using it.

Here’s the thing: I don’t really care about that. Here’s the other thing: I hate the algorithm. Seriously!

Anyway I just bought a year’s subscription to ad-free [tumblr] dot com — meaning it’ll be pretty hard to find content for this blog. I’m not deactivating, I’m painlessly drifting off into a deep and placid slumber.

Oh but by all means, please submit things.

[waheelawhisperer]

I need to start screenshotting the stupidest ads tumblr shows me

[waheelawhisperer]

What the fuck is this

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

the ads on this site are unmatched

[angelicguy]

[catboygod]

[seeyouguyslater]

What is this even an ad for

[capnsaltsquid]

This may be the only Tumblr ad I've ever seen that targets the actual audience of this site. Well done, lads. I don't smoke, but I gotta say that's a pretty sweet looking bong.

[sreegs]

what the fuck is this tiny ad? it even has two google adsense buttons

Wait...

what was that?

[sreegs]

how are we feelin today

[pietriarchy]

I’ve finally encountered it again, this illusive ad with a picture of rich evans from redlettermedia saying that he’s 54 & won’t leave his moms house

[staff]

This is 100% new and 100% Tumblr with 0% ads.

If you love ads, then this post is not for you. If you love Tumblr but hate ads and want the one to continue without having to endure the other, then this post is literally for you. Hello, you.

As of today, you can set up ad-free browsing on your personal desktop computer, from anywhere in the world, and then enjoy the same effervescent Tumblr you know and love (yes, including mobile) without the interruption of ads. Scroll away.

Some caveats:

It’s $4.99 for a month of pure, unadulterated nonsense.

If you like a discount, you can get 33% off (that’s four months for free) at $39.99 for a whole year. Imagine.

This is opt-in. You don’t have to do this. We won’t make you.

How do you opt in?

Easy! Just go to your Account Settings on desktop and hit "Go Ad-Free." From there, you can choose to pay monthly or yearly:

And that’s it! You’ll be able to enjoy your favorite blogs and posts without any pesky ads getting in the way.

That’s all for now, Tumblr. Back to your blorbos.

[i-hate-the-algorithm]

👀

[joofers-the-red-deactivated2022]

I think I want nuclear war

[action52]

cinematic parallels

[i-hate-the-algorithm]

you too could start every morning shitting uncontrollably

[i-hate-the-algorithm]

new kinda glue just dropped

[franks-redhot]

As long as you’re inhaling Buffalo wings, might as well scan the bones for the chance to get an NFT… you can also eat! Go to bonecoin.com for rules and start eating now.

[i-hate-the-algorithm]

this is what christ saw in the garden of gethsemane

[i-hate-the-algorithm]

oh sick i can reblog ads now

[sreegs]

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