I Have A Modest Proposal

Alexa, play “Eat Your Young” by Hozier

[tatdritt]

I just want to eat something delightful. Unfortunately, nothing good exists in this world

[i-have-a-modest-proposal]

I have a proposal

[tatdritt]

I might eat a baby if I had any laying around

[xxjet-the-hawkxx]

Man, I’m never gonna get my spicy chicken sandwich 🥲

[i-have-a-modest-proposal]

I have a proposal

[luke-out-below]

there are two wolves inside you:

one wants a freshly baked/warmed chocolate chip cookie

the other wants to bite someone’s arm until they taste blood

[i-have-a-modest-proposal]

I have a proposal

[tatdritt]

I just want to eat something delightful. Unfortunately, nothing good exists in this world

[i-have-a-modest-proposal]

I have a proposal

[sirachaarts]

this was my umamusume

[i-have-a-modest-proposal]

I have a proposal

[thegrandmarsh]

i went with this question on the off chance that i would get an actual soup suggestion but then i got something better

[i-have-a-modest-proposal]