Why am I still awake?

[i-likemonkeys]

Edited Dark Medieval Times Skin

I made some edits to the og medieval times ao3 skin for a dark version and fixed some issues with the bookmark section. I also got rid of some borders and changed the tag highlights, if anyone wants to fiddle with this or change it feel free to copy/paste it on ur own and change stuff :)

Here's my edited version with all the changes I've made

This was the og. dark version that I edited from

This is the og medieval time skin

Update: I fixed the text color for filters, so it should be white as well now. I'm unsure why using the bookmarking at the end of fics isn't working, but the bookmark button at the top seems to!

Update 2: Found out it was just a mobile formatting issue so that has been fixed in the code! Everything seems to be working now for both PC and Mobile :))

Update 3: I've gotten some requests due to the viewer version not allowing people to copy/paste, so I've decided to make a public copy that allows for edits. Please be mindful that this is to just copy/paste and allow for ya'll to just hit the "make a copy" on docs. DO NOT just start editing the code in this doc! If you need to, there's also the "view version" that I named for ya'll to rewind back to! Editor version

[mattibee]

[mattibee]

[mattibee]

[wolfythewitch]

when u hire a 17 year old to be your general

[hauntedwalmart]

Danny briefly floating to reach something higher up, only to turn around once he's back on the ground to find that in his half asleep state he'd forgotten that he's still in human form, at school, and now his classmates are all staring at him. Hushed whispers off "what the fuck" and "how the fuck" can be heard throughout the room and without thinking Danny quickly responds "double jump"

[shinyspooks]

“how come you get access to life’s cheat code-”

“cause im an alpha gamer next que-”

*(sam kicks him in the chest and he flies backwards through a wall)*

*(utter silence)*

danny, reemerging from the wall “uhhh that was noclip”

[fuck-customers]

[chronicallylatetotheparty]

[Image Description: Oobah Butler tweets, "Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one and was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I said. 'We're the most surveilled country on earth. They're listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don't wanna be watched.' Put his mask on. Outcrazied. End image description.]

[seirxi]

I wanted to make atla stickers but it ended up just being zuko

[fairymascot]

kiss and tell

based on this post from @incorrectharleyquinn! (and here’s the original)

please click for better quality, or fullview here: 1 2

[goomyloid-archive]

sbi and their coin jars

[cainternn]

happy family(?)

[miaclemeverett]

This is so funny why did Wilbur send this tweet to Tommy. For no reason

Transcript below the cut

Tommy: Yeah, Wil texted that to me first thing in the morning. I said, 'are you coming to yo sushi' and he replied with, 'You look like a goldfish and here is why!' and then sent me that [tweet of Tommy staring at the camera with a blank expression comparing him to a goldfish]. And I went, 'ahh okay.'

Phil: Classic Wil.

Tommy: Classic dickhead.

[psiithirisma]

shiny.... golden boi.......

that headcanon of techbur twins going always "gold !!!" with tommy... love it, my favorite agenda <3

[winter-mornings]

Orpheus, the lover boy

[creativeemo07]

Fan: So!What is it like having Techno as your Brother?

Wilbur: Oh,It is kind of nice to be honest!

Techno is Surprisingly very Considerate and he always seems to look out for me.

Tommy: There was this One time where I asked Techno to grab me a Glass of Water while he was Upset with me,He Later Brought me a Glass of Ice and Simply just said:: "Wait".

[esmeblaise]

Dream SMP

But theyre cats….

[that-sweet-jester]

And he never corrected him

[foxes-in-taigas]

wdym this ain’t their dynamic

[beaglesfoundindumpsters]

im literally in love with that one hc, that tommy’s actual name is theseus, but he couldn’t pronounce it so he just goes by tommy

making it even better, what if he doesn’t even know that’s his name

like, what if everytime techno calls him theseus phil and wilbur knows that it’s his name, but tommy is just like, “whos that”

ALSO ALSO techno suggested the name because he likes greek mythology!

small techno: can we name him theseus? phil: why not? who is that anyway? small techno: hes a hero in greek mythology.  phil: thats nice. i like that. theseus.

a few months later…

small wilbur: DAD! DAD! get in here!! theseus is about to say something!! phil, rushing in the room: what is he trying to say? small techno: i think hes trying to say his name. baby tommy: th… these…. tommy. tommy. phil: *laughs* i think he likes tommy.  small wilbur: that could be his nickname!! phil: *ruffles wilbur’s hair* yeah, that’s good. *turns to tommy* hi tommy! welcome to the family.

haha, sbi brainrot

i literally love the family dynamic

but, we know, when their not having these cute moments, its so chaotic

also, what if everytime someone calls tommy theseus, he is like “thats not my name”, but no one has the heart to correct him?

young techno: Dad, theseus took my gapples. young tommy: my gapples. and that’s not my name, jerk.  phil, rolling his eyes: tommy, give him his gapples young tommy: theyre mine. phil: we both know their not. young tommy: well, they are now!! phil: *sighs* techno, you can have some of my gapples. theyre in that chest over there. young techno: lame. *pushes tommy* have fun getting scolded, theseus. young tommy: thats not my name! just because youre all smart and stuff, doesnt mean that you get to call me your dumb greek names!

then, when tommy learns that theseus is his name, hes just so confused

techno: yeah, little theseus over there was burrowing under my house like a little racoon. (chat: RACOONINNIT) phil: tommy, why are you like this tommy: why do you always call me theseus? im not even that much like him.  techno: did you literally miss my entire speech?  tommy: whenever you start talking for more than five seconds i zone out. techno: well, if you were listenening to me, you would know why I call you theseus. tommy: you even called me theseus when we were kids, though ghostbur, from across the room: you still are a kid phil: hes right techno: i called you theseus because its your name tommy: no it isnt ghostbur: it is!! i was there when we named you tommy: phil, tell them that they’re wrong phil: theyre not wrong, though tommy: techno: phil: ghostbur: techno: HA! LOSER DOESNT KNOW HIS NAME! LAME ghostbur: i think its fine that you dont know your name, tommy *smiles because he is perfect and i love him as should everyon-* tommy: phil: tommy, did you seriously not know your name? youve lived sixteen years tommy: *proceeds to have existensial crisis* a few hours later tommy was still just sitting there muttering, “my name… its theseus. what kinda pussy name is that?”

AHISHDAISFH TUBBO TOO 

WE NEED A LITTLE TUBBO IN HERE

once tommy and tubbo eventually make up, because they’re gonna become friends again, right? right?

this would take place almost right after they become friends again.

now, phil, ghostbur, and techno call tommy theseus all the time, just to be mean to him. also, this is outside of techno’s house, because that’s pretty much where tommy lives now, and i really need that sbi content.

techno: get back here!! dont take more gapples, theseus!!!! ghostbur: techno, here take some blue for your loss. techno: that’s great ghostbur, but I dont have infinite gold!!! ghostbur: we do have a lot of blue, though. phil, inventory full of all the blue ghostbur gave him: you can say that twice tommy: no! im gonna lose my absorbtion!! techno: YOU DONT NEED ABSORBTION tubbo: god, what did i miss phil: tubbo, why are you here? you put me under house arrest tubbo, smiling awkwardly: me and tommy made up? phil, eyebrow twitching: ghostbur: oh, i havent talked to you in a while, tubbo! how are you! i know theseus missed you a lot. tubbo, confused: theseus? isnt that the guy that techno went on that rant about…? phil: yeah. he really always did like greek mythology. he actually decided theseus’ name. tubbo: someone’s named theseus? cut to tommy, laughing maniacally, eating gapples while techno slowly goes insane: tubbo, looking at tommy, then at phil: tommy’s name is theseus. phil, nods tubbo, laughing at the irony: surely not ghostbur: its true! he just couldnt pronounce it when he was younger, so we all called him tommy tubbo: HEY, THESEUS! GIVE ME SOME GAPPLES tommy: you know too now? oh, this is a bad day techno: HA, YES TUBBO! 

happy tommy happy tommy happy tommy

with his family and best friend

:)

/rp of course

his name isnt actually theseus