So Canon it Hurts

Battle royai

[cuchufletapl]

Crazy that Izumi called her employee at the meat shop and said something to the effect of, "Hey, I know I'm only giving you a couple hours notice but I've got two kids that I'm going to ditch in Yock Island for a month to test them, could you hide there and watch over them covertly to make sure they don't die. I'll pay you extra if you also put on a komainu mask and terrorize the shit out of them." And then Mason, the otherwise completely normal butcher's assistant, was like, "How did you know this was my life's dream," and went off to live in the wilderness and attack children for thirty days and nights.

[powerburial]

japanese man in a suit saying something in japanese while smiling and bowing

nintendo direct english voiceover: my coworkers will be killing me soon, so please look forward to that

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

i just started watching fullmetal alchemist and i hate this little girl and her dog i hope they both get fused into one entity and then get mercy killed

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

fuck yeah

[synthient]

absolutely fascinated by this raw pixels on an emulator vs how the game was actually supposed to look on old tvs twitter

[ask-maxie-boy]

People say that old games dont look as good as they remember

Its because they legitimately dont.

[crtter]

The “fuzz” from CRT monitors was something that was definitely accounted for and taken advantage of back in the day when it came to video games! While this effect is noticeable in 3D games, it’s MUCH more visible when it comes to 2D sprites:

Just look how much more depth these simple sprites of Princess Peach and Bowser from Super Mario RPG seem to have when seen through the “dots” of a CRT TV screen!

[bogleech]

I somehow did not know this!?!?!?

[triplebackflip]

One of the clearest examples of this is using the effect for transparent waterfalls in the MegaDrive Sonic games

[hive-heart]

My absolutely favourite example of this is with Dracula's eyes in Castlevania

[brakken-spideyverse]

pour one out

[brakken-spideyverse]

[nonmetalalchemist]

listen. listen. it was funnier in my head.

[solkatti]

IT’S TORTERRA TUESDAY

[spidermanifested]

real fmab deleted scene trust me

[boeing747]

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

[guantanamo-bae]

Ah finally, some good serotonin..

[zebruh]

[caitas-cooing]

This was not a memory that I needed to have resurface today

Explanation: back when Homestuck was at its peak in popularity someone tried to use a bathtub full of sharpie ink instead of using body paint to turn their skin grey like a troll. This went about as well as your expect as they ended up in the hospital as a result.

[judgejudyofficial]

honestly? As an outsider, sometimes I get cocky and think that I’ve finally learned every wild thing about the Homestuck fandom there is to know, and then I’m immediately humbled.

[zebruh]

[caitas-cooing]

This was not a memory that I needed to have resurface today

Explanation: back when Homestuck was at its peak in popularity someone tried to use a bathtub full of sharpie ink instead of using body paint to turn their skin grey like a troll. This went about as well as your expect as they ended up in the hospital as a result.

[judgejudyofficial]

honestly? As an outsider, sometimes I get cocky and think that I’ve finally learned every wild thing about the Homestuck fandom there is to know, and then I’m immediately humbled.

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[fullmetalquotes]

Mustang, at the hospital: I’m Edward Elric’s emergency contact.

Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?

Mustang: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[ritzu]

*hands you this*

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[tredlocity]

Me: yeah I slightly modded my skyrim game

My skyrim game: