i-need-jisoos-christ

Requests Open

[billclintonsbeemilk]

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

[beyondbeerus]

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

[cuteiemonster]

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

[twodotsknowwhy]

Also, on a related note, unfollow me if you think being LGBT+ is about celebrating the weird/taboo…

[brokeco]

Also unfollow me if you support pedophiles in the LGBT community.

[calveesmain]

Unfollow if you support pedos, jump off a bridge if you are one. Gtfo. I hope you fucking pay for everything you’ve done to me and to the countless other pedo victims. We’re just kids, you fucking monsters

[mintjoonlep]

@ahgaseda tagged me to do the thing, so I’m doin’ the thing.

Like her, I hadda cheat a bit with the date image and base it on the tenth image in my likes since I don’t have any images on my phone other than my cats and my own ugly mug.

The reaction meme being applied to getting a smooch from Jackson, though, is accurate af.

Nobody I tag is, of course, obligated to do this, but if you want to then have at it @crazyboutjooni @namjjoons

[crazyboutjooni]

@mintjoonlep tagged me to do this so here I go…unlike the expression on JKs Face I’d be way more excited lmao considering ya know the whole bias thing/love of my life haha 😂

I wanna tag @jjungkookislife and @taehyungforreal of course as always you don’t have to do it ☺️

[gukslut]

Damn if that’s not fitting lol. @crazyboutjooni thanks bae this was fun😆

@jinsmikrokosmos @jincentvangogh @vkookieplusbts Y’all wanna give this shot?

[jintears]

I got excited// the meme kinda disappointed me ngl 😂

I am going to tag @seokjintellectual annd @minhos-boo hope you dont mind and dont feel obligated to do it 💕

[minhos-boo-deactivated20220513]

Tagged by @jinsmikrokosmos!! Thank youuuuu ❤️❤️❤️

YOOOO WHAT AN UPGRADE WOKEKD shittt Chan would be a gr8 date 😢😢😢😢 hehehe I’ll be tagging: @visualgiggles @jisungschococake and @yaz0325!! You guys don’t have to do this if y’all don’t want to hehehe ❤️❤️❤️

[doolsetnet]

OwO 💖💗💕💝✨

Tagging: @stayinyourarea @camcamlovesbangchan & @jaenuaryyy

[stayinyourarea]

my 10th picture was me, so i’m choosing joshua hong ((also stream hit))

tagging: @deffstraykids and @uwujinniee

[deffstraykids]

Welll… hmm.. no words

[i-need-jisoos-christ]

And the song is Melting Heart by The Boyz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[anaxxalex]

Give me a doot doot

[howellerino]

doot doot me up daddy

[beyondfangirl-deactivated201808]

see if its works…..

[noya-sunflower]

…..

[first-sight-and-second-thoughts]

HIT ME UP WITH ONE OF THEM GOOD OLD DOOT DOOTS

[yr-local-cryptid]

doot doot mf

[darling-details]

All I’ve ever wanted was a doot doot

[straykxnks]

pls i want a doot doot

[skzsastronaut]

is this true though

[babyboobean]

I want a doot doot too…

[candiedmingyu]

hi guys,weird request but uh if you shop at ulta/sephora can you recommend me some products?? i’m trying to make a list of things to buy when I head over to the states and i’d love to check out some of your fav stuff 💖💕💖

[i-need-jisoos-christ]

The small one is 15$ and the big one is 42$, I like this one bc it’s one of the few moisturizers I found that actually works for me and doesn’t have aloe (it makes me break out bad)

[grapehyunshair]

! IMPORTANT !

As a manager your job is to ensure of your idols safety, not consistently treat them like shit and be rude to them and risk their health as well.

Today after a music stage, Renjun was left alone in a parking lot, in the rain without an umbrella, trying to find a car so he can return to the dorms without his members. That happened because their manager took the last spot in the car and left him ALONE to deal with something he shouldn't deal with. Not only that, but that is the same manager who told Renjun to switch places with Chenle in a recent vlive and told him to shut up, rudely, when he talked about Winwin and his vacation. On top of that, the same manager was accused by a jeno fansite of not being able to control her 'loving hands' when it came to jeno which!! is!! very!! concerning!! because jeno is still only a teenager and that behaviour is actual sexual harassment.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE WAY SM IS TREATING THE CHINA LINE, especially Winwin all those years, taking away opportunities from him and basically pretending he doesn't exist all those years he was in 127.

That's why, us NCTzens, ask you to please unsubscribe from SM's channel on youtube, in hopes that something will come out of our actions.

[i-need-jisoos-christ]

So, a week or two I did the Dating Month thing on snapchat, and a cute guy who goes to my college slid up with a blue heart and he’s planning on taking me to NYC and buying me food once he gets back from his family’s trip to China.

If you wanna see the thing he slid up on, here

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[your-behavior-is-so-ugh-blog]

where’s the lie

[i-need-jisoos-christ]

Kpopapocalypse ver 2.0

[chuuattackmyheart]

since yg is gone I have a candidate for the new ceo,,, the superior hyunsuk

[i-need-jisoos-christ]

I wholeheartedly support Choi Hyunsuk as the nw CEO of YG Entertainment

[juene-deactivated20170115]

no offense but let bisexual girls talk about boys like… y'all praise us when we gush about other girls but when we mention a cute boy y'all call us straight… like how do you expect bisexuals to feel comfortable with themselves if you only show validation for part of their attraction?? it just doesn’t make sense??

[pro-at-imperfections]

Someone finally said it god bless.

[dein-wille-geschehe]

Reblog this if you are a believing Christian and 100% pro-choice

My last post only got attention from abortion-opposers…

Where are the Christians that understand how traumatizing it is to be pregnant against your will? Who understand how utterly traumatizing it is to give birth against your will? Who understand that not being born is the best option for many children? Who understand that adoption is not always an option? Who understand that many foster homes are connected to human trafficking of children? Who understand that abortion can be the most ethical choice in many situations?

Who understand that the pregnant person’s free will and body have value and significance, and that - as sad as it is - the unborn fetus has less rights in this case?

[nihilistictrash]

reblog if you see your kink:

♡hair pulling

♡having financial stability

♡choking

♡recycling

♡bondage

♡saving the bees

♡role playing

♡having a healthy sleep schedule

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

fluoresensitive‌:

Hello! My name’s Yah Yah, and I’m a 19 year old Black writer! I’ve been writing or as long as I can remember, and I’ve always had a passion for it. Like every little kid that’s ever held a pen, I have big dreams about becoming a famous author. For now, I’m just selling my talent on Tumblr!

There’s a lot of personal, family reasons why I need this money so I won’t go into it. Just now that every dollar you give me is going to a ‘Make Yah Yah Not Poor’ fund. Even if you can’t afford to commission me, please spread this post around! Every like helps, but reblogs go so much further!

I DO:

Original writing. My main area of expertise is short stories, and I have a special flare for horror, surrealism and thrillers and the occasional romantic story. You have the choice of leaving the plot and characters up to me, or you can give me your ideas and let me run with it. 

Fanfiction*. I am willing to do fanfiction for a broad variety of fandoms, though I’m not involved with a lot of fandoms so you’ll have to give me some base details. As a rule, I won’t write fanfiction of children’s shows — so no Steven Universe, no Voltron. If given a fandom I’m unfamiliar with, I will charge an extra fee for research.

No longer offering fanfiction! Original writing/short fiction only!

MY PRICING:

The short of it is $15 for every thousand words. Price is now $30 per every thousand words. Won’t be charged if I go over the word limit.

I take payment before I complete the project, and I’ll start your product immediately after. I usually take no more than a week, two weeks to finish a piece, but if you’ve given me a difficult plot, it may be up to a month.

Do not ask me to lower my prices. Writing takes a very long time, and as much as I love to do it, it takes a lot out of me. Not only are you paying for my creativity, but you’re paying for my time. 

EXTRAS:

I reserve the right to turn down any request given. Keep your money if you want to do write smut, anything to do with CSA or sexual assault. I won’t do it for any price.

You will not claim my writing as your own. Creative Commons has it all locked down!

IF YOU’D LIKE TO CONTACT ME FOR A JOB, HMU THROUGH MY IMS!

Samples of my work HERE!

COMMISSIONS ARE BACK OPEN BECAUSE A BITCH IS WAAY BROKE ATM! 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m the human equivalent of a pop-up notification

[i-need-jisoos-christ]

Yes, a very funny pop up notification.

[ryanthetrans-man]

How To Wash Your Binder!

Hey everyone, just wanted to make this is show y’all how I wash my binder and as a reminder to wash your binder!

So first off, I like to wash my binders every third day (unless it was really hot that day or if I spilled something on it, then I wash it that day)

So first I fill the sink up with warm water and put my binders in the water. Then I like to let them just soak in the water for a few minutes!

So next I use a Landry cleaner and softener

I keep them in small tubs cause I don’t need the whole bottle.

Now I leave them to soak for a couple minutes

Now I’m using dove body wash to make it smell nice and feel a lot softer

Now I let that soak for a moment

After I scrub them I drain the warm water

And then rinse them off with cold water

If any of your water turns a weird color do not worry! It’s not because it dirty, it’s just the dye!

Then I squeeze them out the best I can by hand and then I leave them to hang like this for the night!

Hope this was helpful!?

[nejire-vs-villains]

To my trans followers.

[kill-me-if-you-can-blog1]

Just in case I have any followers who would be helped by this

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

@poisonedapples !!

[sun-and-poetry-blog]

First of all, I could need this lmao. Second, IF ANY OF YOU HAS A BINDER, WASH IIITTT

[oricalcon]

If you don’t wash em you can get really painful skin rashes ouo make sure you wash em!

[surroundedbyperverts]

Reblog for trans people.

[boxedforyourdemise]

Helpful! necessary info u.u

[d-rownindesigner]

just to second that point, washing your binder is really important. i rarely wash mine and i get terrible cystic acne on my chest and back that has left permanent scarring. please please please wash your fuckin binder.

[hellokenmaz]

Love paint every afternoon by nuest still fucking SLAPS idc what anyone says it’s a MASTERPIECE