astrology

// scorpio sun, aries moon, scorpio rising // please ask me questions //

[i-need-my-space]

The signs and organization

Super organized and ordered: Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer, Sagittarius

Organized mess: Taurus, Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius

Literally just a mess: Leo, Libra, Aries, Gemini

[loggednightmares]

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

[09-30-19]

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

[astrologymuffin]

The Signs as Pepe Gifs

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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[flawlessastrology]

The Signs as Aunts

Aries: Jessica, 32. owns a scary german shepard, fights with her siblings at family reunions, brings her dog eVeRyWhErE, borderline makeup guru

Taurus: Melissa, 51. sends everyone cat videos, has the best hair in the family, always leaves nice comments on her friend’s and family’s facebook posts, and is an avid wine drinker

Gemini: Stephanie, 45 (but tells people she’s 38). makes everyone call her “Aunt Stephie”, uses her family like a babysitting service, and always smells like anti-aging creams. genuinely likes seeing people happy

Cancer: Julia, 33. sits at the kids table, married to her career (she’s a marine biologist) but does volunteer work when she can. takes her family to aquariums and the ocean all the time

Leo: Chloe, 30. owns a stunning purse collection, and almost always the center of attention. she slays beer pong, christmas is boring without her (lowkey grandma’s favorite)

Virgo: Samantha/Sam, 31. a successful librarian, old soul, and gives amazing reading suggestions and awesome books as presents for christmas. looks cutest in wire rimmed glasses

Libra: Tana, 28. doesn’t have kids, subtle vegan (and talks about it with Pisces), likes talking politics and justice at family events. ransacks nordstrom rack in her free time. everyone comes to her for dating advice

Scorpio: April, 70. voted most likely to succeed in high school, richest in the family. loves wine more than her husband, brings the expensive liquor to family functions, dominates monopoly

Sagittarius: Sierra, 30. has the youngest soul, always parties with leo. very, very gay. married to pisces, and has the best eyebrows in the entire family. loves to travel

Capricorn: Tiffany, 34. lawyer, always smells like freshly brewed coffee. more gorgeous than she knows, slays red lipstick. in charge of organizing all the family functions

Aquarius: Josie, 42. the best baker, in charge of cooking at holidays (if you can get her to show up) because she’s so picky. teaches science, lowkey annoys grandma

Pisces: Rose, 29. plant lesbian, botanist. cherishes her succulents like her adopted children. married to sag, vegan, proud yogi, and loves tea almost as much as her cat

[i-need-my-space]

signs as spring things

Aries: bunny

Taurus: egg

Gemini: jellybeans

Cancer: ducks

Leo: painting in pastel

Virgo: painting rocks lol

Libra: kind of sun

Scorpio: bREEDING

Sagittarius: easter bunny

Capricorn: creepy ass easter bunny

Aquarius: bows and ribbons

Pisces: bugs

- @haroscopes

[bootystrology]

The Signs when flirting

Aries: Shows off and brags in hopes of attaining interest from the intended person Taurus: Really sweet and flirty over text but awkward as hell in person Gemini: Only flirts when drunk and somehow always gets it Cancer: A bunch of pick up lines. That’s it. Leo: Laughs and jokes the same way that they do with friends, so it’s hard to tell if they’re actually flirting Virgo: Waits for the intended to make eye contact and then plays hard to get Libra: Doesn’t care for games and gets straight to the point, can come off as extremely blunt Scorpio: Introduces self with various ice breakers followed by a flurry of lame jokes Sagittarius: What tf is flirting? Capricorn: Is actually smooth and either ends up being good friends with the person or in love Aquarius: Subtle winks and sultry lips Pisces: Tries to be smooth and nonchalant but ends up a flustered mess

[jupiterstrology-blog]

high fashion comparisons for the venus signs

**all credit to @whereiseefashion for the beautiful pictures**

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe cats like boxes because they want to know what happened to Schrödingers cat.

[astrolopology]

Sensory Snapshots

“the five senses” of simple, pleasant moments that capture each sign. 

ARIES IS // Fast legs and faster hearts just as dawn breaks. Numbness from scraped kneecaps and bloodied palms and the dizzying blur of quick sidewalks. Clattering of a chain link fence; dry laughter from desert throats – the kind that rises up from your lungs into your mouth, leaving the rusty taste of adrenaline on the tongue. Smoke lingering in your hair and on your clothes.

TAURUS IS // Standing in the dim light of a warm oven at 2am, messy hair and satin pajamas. Night air dancing in the curtains of an open window. A spoonful of peanut butter thick in your mouth – the sweet of baking cookies fills the room, mixing with the white noise of hushed radio. A gentle hand against the small of your back – an involuntary tugging at the edges of your lips.

GEMINI IS // Bright blue skies and big white clouds. Birds nests tucked in branches, and linens clipped on lines, hanging in an afternoon sun that will plant fresh freckles in ruddy cheeks. The whistle of laughter through gapped teeth. The smell of fresh cut grass from between bare toes, and the stickiness of thumbs wiping the pink and yellow of cotton candy from corners of crooked smiles.

CANCER IS // Early Sunday morning – soft eyes with heavy lids open slow to a familiar room, the walls bathed in shadows and faded lighting. The quiet patter of rain drops against the roof, and the deep rolling thunder. Being surrounded by the soothing scent of home and down feather pillows. The overwhelming comforting weight of blankets draped over tired bones, wrapped tight in the warmth of sleep and rumbling of storms.

LEO IS // Summer kissed skin, big sunglasses and floppy hats. Bright skies over dry fields laced with endless rows of sunflowers – the floral perfume mingling with thick July air. The hot breeze fluttering under a loose tank top, frayed cuffs of denim shorts with holes in the pockets, against your legs. Ripe strawberries in open mouths, the smiling voices of friends singing loud and off key.

VIRGO IS // Crisp, white sheets on a freshly made bed, the corners creased and smoothed down with precision and care. The smell of morning mist and steam rising from the brim of freshly steeped peppermint tea. Ticking analog clocks, rustling papers and the echo of hurried footsteps on wet pavement. The cool glass of a foggy window against your cheek. The quiet hum of waiting.

LIBRA IS // The pink of sunrise filtering through half-open blinds, cast over silk sheets. Opening windows and being greeted by the wafting scents of breakfast and pastries. Tucking hands into the pockets of a new sundress. Sidewalk sounds of birds and bicycle bells and cafe conversations. A thick, creamy smoothie with chunks of fruit stuck in the straw.

SCORPIO IS // The harvest moon, full and round and golden, peaking out from behind clouds that wisp around her like ghosts. The hollowed hooting of owls and sudden rustle of dry leaves. A breeze that raises goosebumps under sweater sleeves. Rich, dark chocolate on your teeth, and lungs full of crisp autumn air – the eerie peaceful of nighttime.

SAGITTARIUS IS // Speeding down an empty road, windows down, wind in your hair and squinting eyes. Crackling bonfires on a river bank, embers dancing as the sun slips behind the horizon. Marshmallows melted to the roofs of mouths – smell of fireworks, and mud on damp skin. The chirping of crickets and boisterous conversations of close friends.

CAPRICORN IS // Midnight all alone – soaking in the almost silence of fresh snowfall. Glowing street lamps illuminating crystallized puffs of breath and streets coated in sparkling, powder white. The burn of hot, black coffee on your tongue and warmth of the cup through knitted mittens on your hands. The still, winter air full of aged evergreen.

AQUARIUS IS // A little shop in your hometown you never noticed before. Dusty books in foreign letters and saturated fabrics, old typewriters and odd lamps. The unique vibration of a phonograph drifts through air that smells like ginger, and something that can’t quite be placed. It leaves spice on the tongue. Tingling of curiosity buzzing under the skin.

PISCES IS // A midday picnic on the beach. Sunshine glittering on the sea, its shore decorated by delicate shells and colored umbrellas. Toes sinking slowly into wet sand as waves wash over them, the rhythmic ebbing and flowing of tides. Distinct scents of sunscreen and sea foam – the sweetness in a juicy mouthful watermelon. The haze of a dreamy day.

[1st-1]

Deep space

[horrrrorscopes]

What the Zodiac Signs are/ fall in love with..

Aries: Pretty flowers, all kinds of food, sharing everything, good communication skills, kindness, someone to sing with, stylish outfits and the sky.

Taurus: Homemade meals made with love, being healthy, loyalty and trust, sharing hilarious memories, laughter, determination and hardworking people.

Gemini: Messy hair, sharing secrets, cuddling, staying up late into the night, being able to sing or dance, inside jokes that make you laugh until your tummy hurts and doggies.

Cancer: The warmth of huggles, the details (the way eyes sparkle, crinkles at the corners of ones mouth as they smile), comfort, the colour blue, the feeling of safety and salty comments.

Leo: Lots of gentle physical contact, confidence, laughing for hours on end, tattoos, reassurance, someone to confide in, making others smile and the sea and all its secrets.

Virgo: Smoldering eyes, angel voices, formal outfits (suits & ties, flowing dresses), hugs, moans and groans, passion for animals, aesthetic food, musical instruments and trustworthy comfort.

Libra: Sharing a common ground and being able to relate, broad shoulders, horses, cute nicknames, being playful, travelling and good food.

Scorpio: Forehead kisses, deep and meaningful conversations, lots of trust, living on the wild side, always being there, bad jokes, cute smiles, intimacy, cars and their soulmate.

Sagittarius: Selflessness, tenderness, sighs, mysteriousness, clumsiness, being able to take the lead, being organized and staying positive.

Capricorn: Eyes, sharing a common hatred for something, spending time with family and friends, trying new things, aesthetically pleasing prettiness and strength.

Aquarius: Caring words, winks, friendship necklaces or bracelets, kindness, innocence, sharp jawline, taking selfies in good lighting and swimming in the ocean.

Pisces: Tumblr, hectic sarcasm, constant affection, waking up early to watch the sunrise, quiet chuckles, a sense of connection, cats and independence. 

[cancerleolibra]

Signs of different elements that are alike

The Romantics - Leo, Libra, Cancer, Taurus

These signs are known for being affectionate, passionate, and outwardly romantic. They will do anything for love and for their lover.

The Thinkers - Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Sagitarrius

These signs have huge minds, either imaginative, intuitive, analytical, or scattered. They thrive on their thoughts and expressing them in different ways.

The Rulers - Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries

These signs are all very strong and bold. They are loaded with courage and strong will. They like having control of their lives and maybe even others. 

If you combine your sun, moon, and rising signs, you will come up with your trifecta of self – who you are, how you think, and who you appear to be

[sentencestarters-and-asks]

Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name? 

Venus: What’s your first language? 

Earth: Where’s your home? 

Mars: What’s your sexuality? 

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? 

Saturn: Any pets? 

Uranus: What’s your hobby? 

Neptune: When’s your birthday? 

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? 

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? 

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol? 

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class? 

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? 

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country? 

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? 

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about? 

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about? 

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone? 

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret? 

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t? 

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour? 

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie? 

Cygnus: Favourite weather? 

Hydra: Favourite sound? 

Galaxies: Love/Friends  

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? 

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? 

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? 

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? 

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? 

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? 

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? 

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? 

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? 

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? 

Other stuff: Wishes 

Comet: What’s your big dream? 

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? 

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? 

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? 

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? 

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? 

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? 

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? 

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? 

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see? 

[meetthesigns]

How to Make the Signs Hate You

Aries: Constantly contradict and insult them.

Taurus: Take them for granted.

Gemini: Interrupt them whenever they speak and don’t listen to them, ever.

Cancer: Tell them their emotions are invalid.

Leo: Insult them where they have their doubts.

Virgo: Don’t appreciate the little things they do.

Libra: Constantly fight with them on everything.

Scorpio: Force them into telling you something or to be someone they’re not.

Sagittarius: Tie them down in every way possible and don’t let them speak their mind.

Capricorn: Undo all of their hard work or trust with a careless act.

Aquarius: Don’t allow them to express themselves and tell them their opinion is wrong.

Pisces: Act like everything they say/do annoys you and disregard their emotions/needs.

[meetthesigns]

The Signs in a Nutshell

Aries: They are both very angry or very calm, and always looking to pick a fight even if it doesn’t involve them. They love so much but are so scared to admit it that they’d rather hide behind the fire.

Taurus: They are very sweet and always there for you to talk to when you need it. They are very loving but try to make it hard for you to love them back. Taurus is often the ‘mom’ of the friend group that loves looking out for others.

Gemini: They are either sweet and shy or outgoing and argumentative. Gemini loves to talk about their passions and ideas and is very open minded. They are very detached but love to love.

Cancer: Cancer puts up a front like they’re hard and tough at first and usually acts like they don’t care, which is ironic because they care about everything. They accept you for whom you are and talk about anything you want, as they are great conversationalist and loving people.

Leo: Leo subconsciously does things for attention. They have one or two people they’re themselves with because they don’t want to get hurt. Leo loves very deeply and everyone underestimates that. They will be mean for your attention but is actually so sweet and so caring and would protect you forever.

Virgo: They are detached but love very much. Virgo thinks of other people before themselves but like to talk about themselves a lot. They are huge dorks and have watched probably every sci-fi show/movie you can name. They are a good person to tell your secrets to and they will love you through anything.

Libra: Quiet but sociable, Libra doesn’t like their private life to be known or mouthed about. Their mind is always somewhere else, always thinking up scenarios. They are the cutest people to be friends with, and will always have your back.

Scorpio: Scorpio is intense and likes to come off as complicated but really isn’t. They want to be loved and want to love but they can be mean if they’re nervous or if you’re being rude. Scorpio doesn’t hold grudges but they pretend they do. They are mysterious, but only because nobody really asks them about themselves. Scorpio is very awkward and loving when you crack their shell and will love you forever no matter how dirty you do them.

Sagittarius: They are subconsciously problematic. Sagittarius likes the thrill of things they aren’t supposed to do and are usually attracted to people they wouldn’t expect. They are huge dorks and love to talk about art and music and passions. Sagittarius will lie to cover up for you, will sneak you out at 3 in the morning, and are great friends that will never give up on you.

Capricorn: Capricorn likes to pretend everything is okay and likes when other people are happy. They are very thoughtful and generous and remember the little things about you. Capricorn is kind-hearted but has an evil side. They are low key brats when they don’t get their way, but are very easy to love, funny, and loving people.

Aquarius: Aquarians are big weirdos. They are very awkward and usually tall. They have long limbs which makes them even more awkward. Aquarians love music with a passion and want harmony. They are very accepting and are always there for you to talk to. It takes them a while to get comfortable but will love you like nobody else. Aquarius can get annoying but just wants you to know they care.

Pisces: They are the sweetest, most open minded sign. Pisces loves very hard even if you do them dirty. They love to show affection and shower you in love even when they can’t afford it or think the relationship is going wrong. Pisces blame themselves for a lot of things, often feeling like they have no one to talk to but let’s everyone know they’re always there. You can tell them anything and they’ll hold your hand through it as they are loving and compassionate.

[fallenconstance]

Polyamory - A Curious Rant

I am curious if polyamorous relationships will ever have a revolution of their own, like many other sexualities have. Though polyamourous relationships didn’t seem to be included from what I have seen in the equality movement.

Even when I suggested polyamourism to the admin of a LGBT and equality forum it seemed taboo to him, and was not discussed further. I thought it was an interesting idea, but he thought it was a bad one. May press him again sometime.

Tumblr, what do you think of Polyamory?

[bitty-pixie-deactivated20181209]

Wanting to fuck multiple people at the same time while in a relationship does not make you an oppressed sexuality.

[sophie-ma-gophie]

But polyamory isn’t fucking more people while in a relationship, let alone just wanting to. It’s having romantic and/or sexual attraction to more than one person, and wanting to be in a relationship with more than one person WITH THE KNOWLEDGE AND CONSENT of ALL people involved.

[bitty-pixie-deactivated20181209]

Okay…. Still doesn’t make polyamory an oppressed sexuality…

[i-need-my-space]

What makes a sexuality opressed in your mind then? I think it can be when society views it as invalid or not real or wrong