The Ultimate Lifeform

Rouge told me to make an account on this site. She claims it might help me in my search.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Let’s get to the point.

My name is Shadow, the Ultimate life form.

I am looking for my Father. Her last contact with me was several months ago, we were meant to regroup at a pre determined dropoff sight a month ago.

He did not appear.

They never miss the drop off date.

I have been informed by her family that she also missed their regrouping time, and left a note saying he got held up.

I was given no such note, so I assume he was unable to reach our destination, and is now missing.

I was told by my fellow team member Rouge to use this “tumblr” website in an effort to learn more.

Any help is appreciated.

[the-neon-ballerina]

…alright everyone, as soon as Red gives me word that it found the ring, it’s showtime. so let me go over the plan one more time…

@ther0ar1ngkn1ght, you and @discountmacaque will be our main attackers. focus on taking out the guards and getting to the queen.

once we’re inside the wedding hall, @finalgirlclara and I will focus on getting any civilians out of the fray, and @stuffyflowersweep will block the door, preventing anyone else from getting in.

are we all good on that?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Yes. I and my team will be backup.

If you are in danger and can not escape, press this panic button here, and I will chaos control to your location to either assist or help you get out.

[discountmacaque]

ok we’re just waiting on molly now make yourself at home in the meantime

~lily 🌼

Noted.

@i-put-hotsauce-on-everything stay close until your team gets here, please.

@ther0ar1ngkn1ght you too, kid.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Noted.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Sure. I'll stay put.

[stuffyflowersweep]

@finalgirlclara weve got a bigger crowd than i expected we should go get pizzas or something

[finalgirlclara]

Yeah fair enough. Do you want to come with

[discountmacaque]

….can I request something as a substitute

[finalgirlclara]

Sure what’s up

[discountmacaque]

I would like some meat please, raw. Preferably steak.

And some whole coffeebeans for my son. He likes them. But just on the side because he needs something of substance to eat as well.

[finalgirlclara]

Yeah sure that’s fine I guess

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Thank you.

[discountmacaque]

ok we’re just waiting on molly now make yourself at home in the meantime

~lily 🌼

Noted.

@i-put-hotsauce-on-everything stay close until your team gets here, please.

@ther0ar1ngkn1ght you too, kid.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Noted.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[disco-afterparty]

DID YOU LEAVE TO GO HELP THE. THE GUY? THE MOCHA HEAD THING VOICE GUY?? 🔥🔥🔥

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Red, yes. It told me I was needed at the meeting. Of course I obliged my parent.

Why are you yelling?

[disco-afterparty]

BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING right sorry but youre stressing me out man 🔥🔥🔥

Dont you think thats like… a bad idea?! This guy - or Red, yeah - is completely unpredictable! Its too dangerous! And it is not your parent, Mocha is.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

…Red assisted in raising me and is as much my parent as Father is.

It is one-track-minded, but this is how it has always been, and it will get better as we have a plan.

Or as blood is spilled.

Whichever comes first.

[disco-afterparty]

…

Did you always think like this…? This isnt…

No, Shadow, this is stupid. Youre going to get yourself killed!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

It will not allow harm to befall me. I will be backup and the escape route with my chaos control. It’s not even allowing me to have a gun!

Honestly, you’re acting like I’ve never shot anything before.

[disco-afterparty]

Youve gotten HURT before.

Youre not invincible! This could go wrong in so many ways!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I have survived being exploded and falling through earth’s atmostphere before.

I will be fine.

[disco-afterparty]

YOU DONT KNOW THAT.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

But I do.

I am an adult who works for a government agency. I am sent on far more dangerous missions than this on the daily. Red has even told me to contact my team to ensure maximum safety and success.

We have countermeasures for the countermeasures, and at least 5 back ups for every backup.

Most importantly, I am not a child.

[disco-afterparty]

…

I didnt say you were.

This is still stupid, Shadow. I dont approve of this no matter what.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Okay.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[disco-afterparty]

DID YOU LEAVE TO GO HELP THE. THE GUY? THE MOCHA HEAD THING VOICE GUY?? 🔥🔥🔥

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Red, yes. It told me I was needed at the meeting. Of course I obliged my parent.

Why are you yelling?

[disco-afterparty]

BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING right sorry but youre stressing me out man 🔥🔥🔥

Dont you think thats like… a bad idea?! This guy - or Red, yeah - is completely unpredictable! Its too dangerous! And it is not your parent, Mocha is.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

…Red assisted in raising me and is as much my parent as Father is.

It is one-track-minded, but this is how it has always been, and it will get better as we have a plan.

Or as blood is spilled.

Whichever comes first.

[disco-afterparty]

…

Did you always think like this…? This isnt…

No, Shadow, this is stupid. Youre going to get yourself killed!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

It will not allow harm to befall me. I will be backup and the escape route with my chaos control. It’s not even allowing me to have a gun!

Honestly, you’re acting like I’ve never shot anything before.

[disco-afterparty]

Youve gotten HURT before.

Youre not invincible! This could go wrong in so many ways!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I have survived being exploded and falling through earth’s atmostphere before.

I will be fine.

[disco-afterparty]

YOU DONT KNOW THAT.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

But I do.

I am an adult who works for a government agency. I am sent on far more dangerous missions than this on the daily. Red has even told me to contact my team to ensure maximum safety and success.

We have countermeasures for the countermeasures, and at least 5 back ups for every backup.

Most importantly, I am not a child.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[disco-afterparty]

DID YOU LEAVE TO GO HELP THE. THE GUY? THE MOCHA HEAD THING VOICE GUY?? 🔥🔥🔥

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Red, yes. It told me I was needed at the meeting. Of course I obliged my parent.

Why are you yelling?

[disco-afterparty]

BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING right sorry but youre stressing me out man 🔥🔥🔥

Dont you think thats like… a bad idea?! This guy - or Red, yeah - is completely unpredictable! Its too dangerous! And it is not your parent, Mocha is.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

…Red assisted in raising me and is as much my parent as Father is.

It is one-track-minded, but this is how it has always been, and it will get better as we have a plan.

Or as blood is spilled.

Whichever comes first.

[disco-afterparty]

…

Did you always think like this…? This isnt…

No, Shadow, this is stupid. Youre going to get yourself killed!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

It will not allow harm to befall me. I will be backup and the escape route with my chaos control. It’s not even allowing me to have a gun!

Honestly, you’re acting like I’ve never shot anything before.

[disco-afterparty]

Youve gotten HURT before.

Youre not invincible! This could go wrong in so many ways!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I have survived being exploded and falling through earth’s atmostphere before.

I will be fine.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[disco-afterparty]

DID YOU LEAVE TO GO HELP THE. THE GUY? THE MOCHA HEAD THING VOICE GUY?? 🔥🔥🔥

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Red, yes. It told me I was needed at the meeting. Of course I obliged my parent.

Why are you yelling?

[disco-afterparty]

BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING right sorry but youre stressing me out man 🔥🔥🔥

Dont you think thats like… a bad idea?! This guy - or Red, yeah - is completely unpredictable! Its too dangerous! And it is not your parent, Mocha is.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

…Red assisted in raising me and is as much my parent as Father is.

It is one-track-minded, but this is how it has always been, and it will get better as we have a plan.

Or as blood is spilled.

Whichever comes first.

[disco-afterparty]

…

Did you always think like this…? This isnt…

No, Shadow, this is stupid. Youre going to get yourself killed!

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

It will not allow harm to befall me. I will be backup and the escape route with my chaos control. It’s not even allowing me to have a gun!

Honestly, you’re acting like I’ve never shot anything before.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[disco-afterparty]

DID YOU LEAVE TO GO HELP THE. THE GUY? THE MOCHA HEAD THING VOICE GUY?? 🔥🔥🔥

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Red, yes. It told me I was needed at the meeting. Of course I obliged my parent.

Why are you yelling?

[disco-afterparty]

BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING right sorry but youre stressing me out man 🔥🔥🔥

Dont you think thats like… a bad idea?! This guy - or Red, yeah - is completely unpredictable! Its too dangerous! And it is not your parent, Mocha is.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

…Red assisted in raising me and is as much my parent as Father is.

It is one-track-minded, but this is how it has always been, and it will get better as we have a plan.

Or as blood is spilled.

Whichever comes first.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[disco-afterparty]

DID YOU LEAVE TO GO HELP THE. THE GUY? THE MOCHA HEAD THING VOICE GUY?? 🔥🔥🔥

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Red, yes. It told me I was needed at the meeting. Of course I obliged my parent.

Why are you yelling?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!?

What?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Hello, sorry I didn’t really talk to you yesterday. I’m Charlie! Welcome to our house, what’re your names?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

My name is Shadow the Hedgehog.

The small blue pup is Junior, and the Nephalem is Atlas.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Nice to meet you, Shadow the Hedgehog. Junior, Atlas.

Um…do you mind if I just call you Shadow, or would you rather the full name?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Shadow is fine.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Good to know. Nice to meet you, Shadow.

So…how are you all holding up…?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

….I am…confused, and concerned.

Atlas and Junior moreso. This is…very unlike father.

I’m glad I was called in to help look after them, at least.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It’s great that you could. Thank you for being here.

Do you mind if I talk to them more individually?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Hmm. Go ahead, but I request to stay in the room. I’ll be far enough away I can’t hear.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

That’s fine. It doesn’t have to be super private, I just want them to feel like they can express themselves. If that makes sense, heheh.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I Agree to these terms.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Who do you think I should talk to first?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Junior needs it the most

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Alright. Thank you again, Shadow.

Hi, Junior? Do you mind if I pull you aside for a bit? I wanted to check up on you. I’m a friend of your mom, hahah.

If it’ll help, Shadow will be in the room, okay?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I’m sorry to interrupt Mr. Horse, but I am needed elsewhere. Will you be…okay..looking after my siblings?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…oh, um. Yeah, of course.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Junior…Atlas…be safe. You both have your panic buttons. Press it, and I will be here. Be good for Mr. Horse, do everything he says. You know protocol.

Chaos..CONTROL!

*in a flash of green light, he’s gone*

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Hello, sorry I didn’t really talk to you yesterday. I’m Charlie! Welcome to our house, what’re your names?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

My name is Shadow the Hedgehog.

The small blue pup is Junior, and the Nephalem is Atlas.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Nice to meet you, Shadow the Hedgehog. Junior, Atlas.

Um…do you mind if I just call you Shadow, or would you rather the full name?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Shadow is fine.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Good to know. Nice to meet you, Shadow.

So…how are you all holding up…?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

….I am…confused, and concerned.

Atlas and Junior moreso. This is…very unlike father.

I’m glad I was called in to help look after them, at least.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It’s great that you could. Thank you for being here.

Do you mind if I talk to them more individually?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Hmm. Go ahead, but I request to stay in the room. I’ll be far enough away I can’t hear.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

That’s fine. It doesn’t have to be super private, I just want them to feel like they can express themselves. If that makes sense, heheh.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I Agree to these terms.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Who do you think I should talk to first?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Junior needs it the most

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Alright. Thank you again, Shadow.

Hi, Junior? Do you mind if I pull you aside for a bit? I wanted to check up on you. I’m a friend of your mom, hahah.

If it’ll help, Shadow will be in the room, okay?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I’m sorry to interrupt Mr. Horse, but I am needed elsewhere. Will you be…okay..looking after my siblings?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Shadow I sent you Coordinates. We’re leaving.

Make sure your brothers are secure.

…Understood.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Hello, sorry I didn’t really talk to you yesterday. I’m Charlie! Welcome to our house, what’re your names?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

My name is Shadow the Hedgehog.

The small blue pup is Junior, and the Nephalem is Atlas.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Nice to meet you, Shadow the Hedgehog. Junior, Atlas.

Um…do you mind if I just call you Shadow, or would you rather the full name?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Shadow is fine.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Good to know. Nice to meet you, Shadow.

So…how are you all holding up…?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

….I am…confused, and concerned.

Atlas and Junior moreso. This is…very unlike father.

I’m glad I was called in to help look after them, at least.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It’s great that you could. Thank you for being here.

Do you mind if I talk to them more individually?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Hmm. Go ahead, but I request to stay in the room. I’ll be far enough away I can’t hear.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

That’s fine. It doesn’t have to be super private, I just want them to feel like they can express themselves. If that makes sense, heheh.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I Agree to these terms.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Who do you think I should talk to first?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Junior needs it the most

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Hello, sorry I didn’t really talk to you yesterday. I’m Charlie! Welcome to our house, what’re your names?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

My name is Shadow the Hedgehog.

The small blue pup is Junior, and the Nephalem is Atlas.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Nice to meet you, Shadow the Hedgehog. Junior, Atlas.

Um…do you mind if I just call you Shadow, or would you rather the full name?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Shadow is fine.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Good to know. Nice to meet you, Shadow.

So…how are you all holding up…?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

….I am…confused, and concerned.

Atlas and Junior moreso. This is…very unlike father.

I’m glad I was called in to help look after them, at least.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It’s great that you could. Thank you for being here.

Do you mind if I talk to them more individually?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Hmm. Go ahead, but I request to stay in the room. I’ll be far enough away I can’t hear.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

That’s fine. It doesn’t have to be super private, I just want them to feel like they can express themselves. If that makes sense, heheh.

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

I Agree to these terms.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Hello, sorry I didn’t really talk to you yesterday. I’m Charlie! Welcome to our house, what’re your names?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

My name is Shadow the Hedgehog.

The small blue pup is Junior, and the Nephalem is Atlas.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Nice to meet you, Shadow the Hedgehog. Junior, Atlas.

Um…do you mind if I just call you Shadow, or would you rather the full name?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Shadow is fine.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Good to know. Nice to meet you, Shadow.

So…how are you all holding up…?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

….I am…confused, and concerned.

Atlas and Junior moreso. This is…very unlike father.

I’m glad I was called in to help look after them, at least.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It’s great that you could. Thank you for being here.

Do you mind if I talk to them more individually?

[i-put-hotsauce-on-everything]

Hmm. Go ahead, but I request to stay in the room. I’ll be far enough away I can’t hear.