i say potato

sebastian is such an S tier name especially when applied to a baby. like yes i know that baby will one day grow up to become a furry or smth but for now he's got a name that's longer than he is

other things to name your baby:

bartholomew

in the bank. straight up "depositing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my pennies

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Copper Shark

Carcharhinus brachyurus

#potato #not a potato post #copper shark

is it high quality copper?

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

you are not me and you never will be

You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and

Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass

I wish not to overpower the already perfect taste of the potato, if I am cooking it. Adding such ingredients is arguably already too much. I am not lame as I am deeply appreciative of this wonder.

I usually chew them raw.

You're lame as hell bro, put some rosemary and minced garlic in there. I bet you use red potatoes to roast instead of russet or Yukon Gold. You ain't know shit about potatoes

You are insulting perfection, disgusting behavior.

Poser

You have sealed your fate.

we'll continue this banter later, the self-loathing's coming back rn. See you in like two hours

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

you are not me and you never will be

You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and

Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass

I wish not to overpower the already perfect taste of the potato, if I am cooking it. Adding such ingredients is arguably already too much. I am not lame as I am deeply appreciative of this wonder.

I usually chew them raw.

You're lame as hell bro, put some rosemary and minced garlic in there. I bet you use red potatoes to roast instead of russet or Yukon Gold. You ain't know shit about potatoes

You are insulting perfection, disgusting behavior.

Poser

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

you are not me and you never will be

You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and

Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass

I wish not to overpower the already perfect taste of the potato, if I am cooking it. Adding such ingredients is arguably already too much. I am not lame as I am deeply appreciative of this wonder.

I usually chew them raw.

You're lame as hell bro, put some rosemary and minced garlic in there. I bet you use red potatoes to roast instead of russet or Yukon Gold. You ain't know shit about potatoes

#potato

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

you are not me and you never will be

You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and

Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass

#potato

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

peanits

potato

#potato #not a potato post #antipotato

you are not me and you never will be

of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'

#???#drafts #not a potato post

peanits

what the fuck is this post in my drafts, i don't remember writing this post

guys what if i spontaneously shit myself

samepictureofa-potato-everyday

i hate potatoes!

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#potato #antipotato #tw: antipotato

potato

whotoldyouso

you can pry this potato out of my cold, dead hands

*pries potatoes out of your cold, dead hands* "wow, that was easy!"

erm actually ☝️🥔 rigor mortis

whotoldyouso

@anti-potato when the world finally comes to a halt you shall be the only to remain. and you will look into the dying, engorged sun and know that you will but become another form of a potato: a fried potato