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@i-say-potato
yeah i don't think i can do this much longer. the world is cruel and awful and it will maybe get better but probably not in my lifetime. i live every day knowing that people are getting bombed off the planet and they die and i still live. why me. i do not bring joy to anyone. if i could end all suffering and all it cost was my life then i'd do it in an instant
personification of potatoes is evil! this is just a way to get people to identify with these GAY PERVERTED SOCIALIST LOSER POTATOES. do NOT fall for this trick. this is nothing but propaganda!
i don't have anything witty to say. Go boil yourself
never been so thankful for my birthday. one day later and it woulda been 6/9, one day earlier and it's 6/7. truly lucked out
sebastian is such an S tier name especially when applied to a baby. like yes i know that baby will one day grow up to become a furry or smth but for now he's got a name that's longer than he is
other things to name your baby:
bartholomew
in the bank. straight up "depositing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my pennies
You get a Copper Shark
Carcharhinus brachyurus
is it high quality copper?
of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'
peanits
potato
you are not me and you never will be
You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and
Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass
I wish not to overpower the already perfect taste of the potato, if I am cooking it. Adding such ingredients is arguably already too much. I am not lame as I am deeply appreciative of this wonder.
I usually chew them raw.
You're lame as hell bro, put some rosemary and minced garlic in there. I bet you use red potatoes to roast instead of russet or Yukon Gold. You ain't know shit about potatoes
You are insulting perfection, disgusting behavior.
Poser
You have sealed your fate.
we'll continue this banter later, the self-loathing's coming back rn. See you in like two hours
of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'
peanits
potato
you are not me and you never will be
You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and
Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass
I wish not to overpower the already perfect taste of the potato, if I am cooking it. Adding such ingredients is arguably already too much. I am not lame as I am deeply appreciative of this wonder.
I usually chew them raw.
You're lame as hell bro, put some rosemary and minced garlic in there. I bet you use red potatoes to roast instead of russet or Yukon Gold. You ain't know shit about potatoes
You are insulting perfection, disgusting behavior.
Poser
of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'
peanits
potato
you are not me and you never will be
You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and
Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass
I wish not to overpower the already perfect taste of the potato, if I am cooking it. Adding such ingredients is arguably already too much. I am not lame as I am deeply appreciative of this wonder.
I usually chew them raw.
You're lame as hell bro, put some rosemary and minced garlic in there. I bet you use red potatoes to roast instead of russet or Yukon Gold. You ain't know shit about potatoes
of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'
peanits
potato
you are not me and you never will be
You could be mine, however…as be in my pan with a little butter and salt and
Why are you cooking your potatoes with only butter and salt. Lame ass
of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'
peanits
potato
you are not me and you never will be
of course potatoes came from peru, because it starts with a 'p'
peanits
what the fuck is this post in my drafts, i don't remember writing this post
guys what if i spontaneously shit myself
i hate potatoes!
🔵 samepictureofan-anti-potato-everyday Follow
potato
you can pry this potato out of my cold, dead hands
*pries potatoes out of your cold, dead hands* "wow, that was easy!"
erm actually ☝️🥔 rigor mortis
@anti-potato when the world finally comes to a halt you shall be the only to remain. and you will look into the dying, engorged sun and know that you will but become another form of a potato: a fried potato
i will have sex with your mother
you can pry this potato out of my cold, dead hands
*pries potatoes out of your cold, dead hands* "wow, that was easy!"
erm actually ☝️🥔 rigor mortis
