lord and say vee or

@queercodex but without the subjective sepia filter

[tanukipost]

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

[queercodex]

the lottery by shirley jackson

[tanukipost]

hold on i have to read something real quick

[tanukipost]

dude

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[lintyfinch]

- my sexually incompetent robot gf

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[ninjasmudge]

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

[yellow-cat]

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

[thisisdogs]

weird animals run all the time dude

[yellow-cat]

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[medievalwitch]

too many people say their hair is giving lord farquaad. you have a normal ass haircut you are not giving lord farquaad.

[lintyfinch]

did i qualify this is from 2024

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[hollow-head]

blorbo from my petroglyphs