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@potato-murderer
what is the best form of a potato
fried
crinkle cut
mashed potatoes
raw
smashed
waffle cut
cubed
thick cut
All incredibly good options…but people do underestimate it raw, freshly killed. Or hell biting straight into one, skin and screams intact.
Once I bit a potato like it was an apple
It was actually pretty delicious
This person gets it
Actually I am pinning this post now
blight is a funny word to me because all this time i thought wow its another word for light and then turns out my dear friends - the potatoes - are affected by it big time
Ah, this was an old nickname of mine, the memories…
"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."
I am now in debt to someone I have never met before
Cheesy Potatoes Dauphinoise Recipe
Follow for recipes
Is this how you roll?
Oh, I’m listening…
Oh these poor spuds, clearly left alone for far too long out of my gentle care. I must help.
looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it
I have a very good suggestion…
It's tax season in the USA and that means it's time for a yearly PSA for fellow USAmericans!
Don't be fooled by bullshit like Turbotax. If you make less than $89,000 a year (I'd say confidently that's 99% of Tumblr), you are entitled to use the IRS free file tool for your taxes. This page from the IRS lists all the software providers they have partnered with to provide this service. I have only used one on the list, but it was as good as or maybe better than Turbotax, and I repeat, free for the federal tax return. You MIGHT still have to pay a fee to file a state tax return, but it should be nominal. If you don't want to do it online, you can also go to the IRS to print out the forms directly and turn them in.
DO NOT let Turbotax trick you out of money. Drop them like a hot potato. This is a "fuck Turbotax" account.
They’re like a hot potato you say…
I know I’m barely active here as is but 😬 literally my blog thrives off of “yes and-ing” in posts as well as op going “wait what who are you” to make this bit funnier. I can’t really run my gimmick with this new update so uhm. Probably still can post potato dishes or recipes I make but it’s going to get harder. Otherwise idk what’s happening to this blog I’m likely not going to reblog random posts though
(Sequel to this poll)
Reasons Ao3 Is Down, Incorrect Answers Only: 2026 Edition
Got fascinated by a piece of cheese
The rats of NIMH
Misalignment of the 4 humors (Fluff, Angst, Canon Divergence, and AU)
Needs batteries changed. It runs on 10,000 potatoes
Too much fuckin'
Not enough fuckin'
Melted due to a sunbeam hitting an uncovered crystal ball
simply tired.
Busy upgrading to Ao4
The rats of NIMH were also in the last poll but they're here again because they are rad
I apologize.
baked potato for breakfast is acceptable and great i love it so much
no, you shall only have gruel and boiled grains for breakfast
what 😢😢😢
That’s because I shall have already eaten those delicious baked potatoes
a potato can only understand
a potato can never act
only you can take action
I certainly will take action…
My name is Edward Applehands and worms keep trying to use my hands as cars
my name is edward 9/11hands and worms keep trying to use my hands as planes
my name is jamie and I can’t relate to your struggles
Anyone here know of an Edward Potatohands I can kindly meet up with…
Smiley face french fry from memory
You managed to capture what I see before each delicious demise, splendid!
Made some thumbnails from the dark universe where every youtuber is a baby
I feel a negative emotion from this i cant say what but i feel it in my bones
Utterly fascinating interaction in the replies of this post.
Top shelf tumblr moment
What the hell is wrong with that user? Clearly they don’t know how to properly enjoy such starch if they jump to thinking such a thought…
You should love and accept each other. Do no harm and tolerate no abuse. Hold yourself and others accountable for harm. Improve and better yourself. Above all? Apologize and let go even if you're not forgiven. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
No that's OK it will find its way. Nature always does 🌲🌳🌴🌾🌿🌱🍀🌷⚘️🌻💐🌸🌺🌹🍃
Your methods confuse me, but I do like the positivity of these posts. Would you like to chat about your outlook on life sometime?
Oh no you don't doc you can't catch me
Nature always finds a way…at least, I will always find my way to a certain part of nature…
thank you potato. I love you potato. Everyone praise the potato
Indeed…I adore them oh so much…
"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE
It truly is…it opened up the possibility to so many delicious torture methods…
