What am I even doing?

She/Her. Happily married femdom. Childless by choice, two very large dogs.

[beardedmrbean]

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

I go into my stupid watch's not great interface and inform it I am doing a workout, even specifying what kind of workout I am doing.

It tracks my workout to some arguable degree of accuracy.

I tell it I am done my workout.

It gives me a little summary. We part ways as friends.

My phone, APPARENTLY FEELING LEFT OUT, sends me a notification telling me that I just logged a workout, as if I wasn't there for every fucking step of this process!!

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[mommydgaf]

ladies… men always want it. don’t be afraid to go for what you want!

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

Let me start by saying lol, love this. Yaas queen. Like, the idea behind this is fantastic and I support it.

But for your own mental health, I do want to point out that men do not always want it, and that is ok. Sometimes people just aren't in the mood and it has nothing to do with you. I say this, because as a young girl, society and the media and all that had me believing this statement, so when he DIDN'T want it, it was a huge blow to my self esteem. "Well, men always want sex, so what's wrong with me that he doesn't?"

It is not you. You are gorgeous and fabulous and a creature who deserves to be wanted, but sometimes he just doesn't want sex. Elvira herself could come up and strip, and he still wouldn't want sex at that moment.

So yes, lol, men always want it... except when they don't. Same as us. Love each other! Ok, rant over. 😘

[cerastes]

So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

Saying something so brave and so true

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

View this post on Instagram

How water at 3am be hitting.

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

I started playing this, and before it was even really audible, all my dogs across the room perked up and looked alarmed

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

"You're like, a goth, but the sweetest goth on earth" My husband just said that to me and if you'll excuse me, I have to go marry him again

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

Lie. Cheat. If they act in bad faith, YOU act in bad faith. You owe nobody your identity.

[sweetmistressfarmhand]

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

best piece of life advice when you want to change a bad habit: you cant remove something without replacing it. otherwise, you'll leave a hole that needs filled.

you want to distance yourself from that friend and interact less frequently? get closer with other friends, and talk with them more.

you want to drink less gatorade/soda? start drinking more water or tea.

you want to play less video games? play more card or board games.

you want to eat less junk food? cook more home meals or go to better restaurants where you can.

energy cant be created or destroyed, and that applies to your habits too.

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

Motivating.

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

We do not deserve Doja Cat. My god, the tone shift half way! 🤣 "You look like you eat sand" I am DYING!

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[bugkeeping]

why he standing like this...

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

Saw this and sent it to my bug-loving sister. Finding a bug she doesn't know about is a rare achievement!

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

I am probably a monkey in circuses I can't even imagine.

[i-seldomly-understand-space]

Can't help but agree with Mrs. Bennet in that a little sea-bathing would set me up forever.

Unfortunately, my nearest ocean is the North Atlantic, and that thing wants you dead. It's not even coy about it. It just straight up wants you dead and wants it to be its fault.

🌊💀💙