Bread Boy Appreciation Blog

Blog for my latest short-term hyperfixation

[lilyeka]

[i-simp-for-imp]

gonna miss him this summer....

[i-simp-for-imp]

I look around me, on this thing called the internet, where everything is simply a faked, digital person, and I don't know, buddy. I don't. I don't know how we got to this point. I don't know to go from here.

Not yet.

[i-simp-for-imp]

Well, apologies for the long break from posting. It appears I was told something important, promptly forgot it, and then had a severe mental breakdown over it.

Well, not much to do now, I suppose. I have other... things to worry about any way. You'll wouldn't understand

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s your stance on crock pots?

confident. bold and triumphant. proud

[i-simp-for-imp]

Personally, I'd be snuggled up inside. Smol Sauna

[i-simp-for-imp]

why does it feel like I forgot something important this week..

[i-simp-for-imp]

pls pls pls at least one more game or story I'm BEGGING you high man

[i-simp-for-imp]

ok a god damn octopus thief and a game review thingy DO technically count as "one more". You got me there.

I MEANT FOR THE SERIES. GIMMME MY BOY IMPERIUS YOU BASTARD

[i-simp-for-imp]

pls pls pls at least one more game or story I'm BEGGING you high man

[i-simp-for-imp]

Hewwo yes pwease could I get another Imperius pwease? More than a post and a text game? Thankieeeeeeees!

[i-simp-for-imp]

Maybe I need to stop swearing man. Idk I'm the only one living in this hashtag and perhaps I gotta be a lil more respectable for other people to get here.

I just really like Lapikios, okay? I wanna be there. Kinda. Sorta. Actually don't know enough about it yet to be sure.

I'd like to think it has at least 3 beaches, though

[pukicho]

Hey anyone

[scarftale-bryan]

What’s up?

[pukicho]

I meant another anyone.

[i-simp-for-imp]

Howdy

[i-simp-for-imp]

ughhhh things are getting too hectic. You can only investigate so many impersonation cases before it gets dull but it's either this or I accept the assistant position and I WILL NOT be humiliating myself like that. I'm destined for great things, just you wait.

AND NO SPOOKY LITTLE BARTENDERS ARE GOING TO KEEP STEALING MY SHIT!

[elyonblackstar]

✨Eternally together✨

[i-simp-for-imp]

Oh to be two halves of a whole, floating amongst a dimension of their own...

[pukicho]

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

[thebumblestbees]

do i have to watch can i go do something else

[pukicho]

I thought you'd like it

[i-simp-for-imp]

Everyone I know knows this is a peak enrichment activity for anyone who can turn into a slimy little blob

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

[i-simp-for-imp]

Don't wait on your dreams, pals! Build that rough-prototype laser ray! You can apologize to your friend afterwards and he'll forgive you once you buy him some choco-strawberries. And the next version will definitely be made safer! Definitely!

[i-simp-for-imp]

Ughhhhh why can't somebody take ME dancing on the weekedn and then WE passionately make out after an argument later that night...

[i-simp-for-imp]

I think it's great that despite everything, I am still here

[i-simp-for-imp]

I've bin listening to Shake It Off on repeat the past two weeks and it's been pissing off everyone else in the house LMAO

I gotta see what other songs Taylor's made. Is there another album after 1989? 1990? Idk