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This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

lj-lovegood

Amen.

adamndisgrace

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

misa-nthropy

bartfargo

If God is all-powerful, then why does He require blood sacrifice to do what I can do with three simple words? “I forgive you.” There. That wasn’t so difficult, now, was it? And nobody had to get nailed to anything.

spiderine

Arguing with god? Welcome to Judaism, y’all. That’s literally our job description: the word “Israel” means “to wrestle/struggle with god.” One of our most holy books is composed entirely of Bible concrit.

By the way, Stephen Fry is Jewish (Jewish ancestry passes down the maternal line), and is “as proud of being Jewish as [he is] of being gay.”

Yes, you can be an atheist and still be a Jew. It’s a thing. :)

madgastronomer

Wow, he acknowledged that there are non-monotheistic beliefs, and that not all gods are creator-gods, or are omnipotent/omniscient/omnibenevolent. Most atheists don’t.

I mean, I can get behind his other sentiments, too, I wouldn’t enter the heaven of a god like that either, thanks.

It’s just also nice to have it acknowledged that other viewpoints exist, and indeed existed before that concept of god did.

surroundedbybooks

I would like to meet Stephen Fry someday and say thank you. For saying things like this, and for being open and honest about his struggles with mental illness. I would like to give him a hug, if he’s receptive.

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noblepeasant

Jesus punishes a sinner by making her French.

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Jeanne d’Arc origin story

astraldemise

Wait, is Claire’s a chain in your Skyrim, or is there just a single Claire’s somewhere in Skyrim?

theres one its in solitude

morrowinds

performed the black sacrament at claire's

unbearablylight

in the past two weeks i have been in all of these sections, so take this dumb venn diagram idea i believe is true

l0verseyes

right?????

ampervadasz

Unmute !

filmnoirsbian

I think a fun thing would be if we simply didn't have access to information regarding famous people's personal lives and relationships. Like i just think that would be fun and productive for us. We could focus on other stuff, like our own personal lives and relationships. I think that'd be neat.

filmnoirsbian

I'd love to go to a movie and watch some employees do their jobs for 2 hours and then leave, satisfied in knowing jack shit abt all of them outside the parameters of a movie screen.

filmnoirsbian

Imagine living life free of the constant bombardment of what grocery store celebrities shop at and who walks home from whose apartment in a backwards shirt at 5am. And then one day whilst perusing a book store, you notice a newly released memoir by an actress you liked in multiple roles. And each page is a delight because you hadn't previously known about any of it and it's well written, and because she only wrote what she was comfortable sharing, so the transaction of information is entirely consensual.

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namethatghostling

not only do i think my gay little headcanons would make the icarly reboot a lot better and more interesting i think the comedic potential is off the charts

first episode revolves around carly sam and freddie who have fallen out of touch over the years reconnecting as adults and carly and sam have a heart to heart where carlys like we were best friends what happened to us :( and sams like i know i know i just. i dont know i guess after all the years of basically being in love with you as kids i just needed some time to figure out my life outside of you

and carly is like wait you were in love with me?? youre gay?????

and sams like yeah?? i was super obvious about it dont tell me you never knew

and the rest of the episode is like carly having a crisis because she was the ONLY ONE who never realized her childhood best friend was gay and in love with her for several years

its fucking gold

namethatghostling

carly: i cant believe i never knew sam was a lesbian! am i bad friend? am i bad person?

freddie: calm down. i mean, i didnt even realize until after we broke up and that was only because i asked her if she ever missed us going out and she threw half a club sandwich at my head and said “im gay now, shitbrains”

[laugh track]

carly: (calming down) ok… its just so weird- i always thought i had pretty good, you know, gaydar

freddie: (making a face) no one says gaydar anymore

carly: you know what i mean!

freddie: look it was just one time. maybe you just have a blindspot for her because youve known each other for so long. i mean, how long did it take you to figure out i was bi?

freddie: carly?

carly:

[laugh track]

namethatghostling

interior: apartment. carly is laying on the couch looking despondent. spencer comes around the corner and beelines for the kitchen, rummaging around in the fridge.

carly: hey spence

spencer: (distracted) mhm..?

carly: am i homophobic?

spencer: what? no.

spencer: unless you ate the last blueberry yogurt, in which case yes.