Lesbian and Ready to Get Down

I’m Des, and I post a little bit of almost everything.

[foodffs]

APPLE PIE

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

Feel like pure shit just want serotonin back

[fruithalo]

women be

having undiagnosed adhd 

[thisaspamlmfaoo-deactivated2018]

Yes but it’s cute

[adhighdefinition]

cute?!

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I don’t think ‘cute’ is the right term to use here…

[lalalere]

i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor

[lalalere]

[luischocolatier]

God forbid kids and their parents look alike, as if genetics were involved or something, ha

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Disney straight up copy past Elsa and her Mom face it just the same face. is not genetic is poor and bad character design

[wiz-witch]

Royal families tend to have smaller gene pools, so there’s a lot less variety

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

There is a big difference in look alike because they are blood related and just straight up copy the same face and do different colors for the hair

Again. Is poor character design

[cachorritx]

“it’s not bad character design it’s inbreeding”

[mjalti]

[argumate]

need a convenient shorthand for “I’m operating at 99% capacity right now and assigning me what appears to be a trivially easy task places me at the risk of catastrophic structural failure”

[zerofarad]

Short but not specific: “I’m busy.” / “I’m too busy.”

More specific but less short: “I’m incredibly busy right now, but you can check back [at xyz future time] when I should be more available.”

Metaphor-laden: “This camel is not accepting straws right now.”

[shesnake]

what more could white male filmmakers possibly say abt world war 2

[confessionalists]

sometimes it’s just u and ur oversized jacket against the world

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

[riarklescomets]

This is comedy gold

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

#Both the dogs can shapeshift but they shapeshift into the same guy#so they have to take turns when they go out together

clearly the only logical explanation

[rebelrhee]

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

[bender-rodrigas]

[scp-230]

This is the dude that hired the clown

[whatamidoingqueer]

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[maeborowski]

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[lookataleaf3000]

Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative