I am a F*cking Lady.

hot mess. freshman biddie. I've heard them all. I'm just one of the f*cking ladies who goes out and has a good time and blogs about it on the internet machine

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Me during 90% of the weekend

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My awkwardness level when my exercise class requires any degree of coordination

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When I leave a party to go cuddle with my pillow pet and pass out early

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Every time I get a mac update and it makes my computer even slower than before

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When my boyfriend wants to get frisky but I just want to sleep

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WHEN IVE FINALLY COME TO TERMS WITH MYSELF

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TRYING TO BE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP IN COLLEGE

IT’S LIKE:

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When I try to seduce guys from across the room with my sexual dance moves

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Quitting a bullshit internship like

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Coming back to the office after a few days out

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When my best friend is ignoring my texts

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When someone calls me a loser

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WHEN I REALIZE DRUNK ME SENT A BUNCH OF HIGHLY EMBARASSING TEXT MESSAGES TO MY EX

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When you decide to go from friends to friends with benefits

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When my roommate comes home and finds me in a weird mood after I've been alone in my apartment all day

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When I slowly stop responding to a guy's texts because he's way too into me

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When someone asks me to describe my perfect day