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=//A Pity//=
He’s just going to nudge the little well born threw their shared connection, thin as it may be. The itch was more of scratching sensation now, settling in the pit of Bumblebee’s empty tank. It wasn’t much, thought it was enough for a patient creature such as himself.
=//You’re Memories Where Enjoyable. I Relished There Infliction. That Is Thanks Enough//=
“…I-I am never touching dark energon a-again, I onlined this morning in a tree..what in the Primus did I do last night..?”
“ I am also…still horny for some reason..?”
“….H’okay.”
=//Entertaining Things//=
Another Unicron..?
“…..U-Uh— whoa- you’re uh—ahem, didn’t even notice ya there till you spoke…did you happen to see what I was doing? And could you maybe tell me of you did.?”
Deep voice too. O-Oh yikes.
=//Yes//=
Unicron proceeds to flood Bumblebee’s meta with a series of forgotten memories from his rambunctious shenanigans. Everything from the riotous frolicking in the woods right to the little mortals time in Starscream’s tender embrace.
=//You Are Entertaining Mortal//= =//Do Partake Of My Angolmois Again//=
“…I-I am never touching dark energon a-again, I onlined this morning in a tree..what in the Primus did I do last night..?”
“ I am also…still horny for some reason..?”
“….H’okay.”
=//Entertaining Things//=
On the Run Agian - Side Event
A nudge, the barest measure really, just enough to remind Tachyon the entire point of this endeavor. To lay claim, to take what rightfully belonged to Him. Unicron’s possessiveness greed leaked threw, tainting Tachyon’s mindset ever so slightly. Just enough so the warbird would use whatever means where at his disposal. Lies? Prowess? Charisma? The promise of protection or simply by being a savoir.
The god wanted the Primian angel for himself. A little piece of Primus, the closest he would get too his other half in eons. Should Tachyon succeed the reward unparalleled, should he fail, then the warbird would suffer the consequences.
what’s not to understand about robot gods based off of greek philosophical concepts and outdated belief systems that don’t fit into sci-fi plotlines, one of whom is a horrible rip off of a death star and galactus while the other is an awful father who can’t decide if his kids are evolutionary or produced, and both of whom are supposed to be singularities who only occur once while supposedly appearing in every single universe and having enough differences in each interpretation that it’s completely impossible for them to be the same exact person
=//Behold Our Seventy-Eighth Quadrillionth, Four Times Removed Alternate//=
[[https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Unicron/Shattered_Glass]]
“Is it true you created Tachyon?”
=//WHY DOES THIS INTEREST YOU SO CHILD OF PRIMUS//=
“Really? Because he seems gentle around Starscream. Besides, even if he liked me as well, a relationship between us wouldn’t work due to us being from separate worlds. Not to mention what my race is. We’re complete opposites.”
=//THE LULL IS A GIFT//=
=//MY CHILDREN CHERISH THE PEACE IT OFFERS//= He pauses for a long thoughtful moment.
=//DO YOU THINK ALL RELATIONSHIPS ARE MADE OF EASE?//=
=//MANY REQUIRE CAREFUL BALANCES//=
“Is it true you created Tachyon?”
=//WHY DOES THIS INTEREST YOU SO CHILD OF PRIMUS//=
“I consider him a friend. I have may also developed certain feelings for him.”
=//YOU COURT DANGER//= =//I DID NOT CREATE HIS KIND WITH TENDERNESS IN MIND//=
“Is it true you created Tachyon?”
=//WHY DOES THIS INTEREST YOU SO CHILD OF PRIMUS//=
-gives primus a large chocolate egg... filled with 1000 living sparks inside-
There was a brief look of horror on Primus’ face. Then he broke open the egg and brought it to the well for the live sparks to fly free.
=//SUCH A WASTE//=
“Life is NEVER a waste, my other half. It is a precious gift, worth protecting…”
=//DEBATABLE//=
=//YOU WASTE TO MUCH EFFORT ON THE MANY//=
=//WHY NOT NURTURE THOSE WHOM ARE WORTHY?//=
“Because, in my eyes, they are ALL worthy. I don’t expect you to understand what the word nurture means, Unicron.”
=//I UNDERSTAND WELL ENOUGH//=
=//ITS A MATTER OF APPLICATION//=
-gives primus a large chocolate egg... filled with 1000 living sparks inside-
There was a brief look of horror on Primus’ face. Then he broke open the egg and brought it to the well for the live sparks to fly free.
=//SUCH A WASTE//=
“Life is NEVER a waste, my other half. It is a precious gift, worth protecting…”
=//DEBATABLE//=
=//YOU WASTE TO MUCH EFFORT ON THE MANY//=
=//WHY NOT NURTURE THOSE WHOM ARE WORTHY?//=
-gives primus a large chocolate egg... filled with 1000 living sparks inside-
There was a brief look of horror on Primus’ face. Then he broke open the egg and brought it to the well for the live sparks to fly free.
=//SUCH A WASTE//=
*pees and poops on you*
A lightning bolt falls from Terracron Prime’s skies to end the faceless nuisance.
🖕🏻
=//Remember mortal with whom you speak//=
Recorded this after hearing my voice this morning. I messed with the bass and pitch. Not very much though.
humbledspark:
In hindsight, he should have taken his own advice and ignored Unicron. It was becoming increasingly obvious that this wasn’t going anywhere good. It never did when the other was involved. Was subjecting himself to this truly worth it, just to learn of Earth humor?
sigh.
”Nose who?”
One beat, two.
( I nose plenty more knock knock jokes. )
Silence follows those heavy words.
He still doesn’t know how to laugh.
=//HA HA//=
-//Anger//- -//Fear//- -//What wondrous motivators//-
... .I AM OF NEXUS, FACET. ...
