The shining water and the size of the world

I'm Jen and there is no logic to what's happening here.

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[thememedaddy]

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I’ve had menus that downloaded to my phone as a pdf. I cannot describe how badly I do not want that

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[chrishemsworht]

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. ELF (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

[justiceleague]

Keanu Reeves for Esquire (2021, ph. Nathaniel Goldberg)

[sbrown82]

[finch]

this wig reveal is iconic

[versacethotty]

EAT IT MOTHER

[everythingfox]

Life’s a box of chocolates

(via)

[arirna]

[danascullly]

SEX EDUCATION SEASON 3

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[animanightmate]

Never pass the chance to reblog this.

[princessrhcenyra]

John, I have sentiments that I– that I often say to myself, and I don’t say them out loud to you, and I’d like you to hear them. Well, there are people around, Moira, so depending on what it is you’re planning on saying…

[shangschis]

[of-foolish-and-wise]

fuck it, colorful home libraries

[beatlesweatles]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[dechart]

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

[t-i-g-g-s]

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

[xxdaybreak]

baby bunnies sleeping in glasses