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student stereotypes

the "general step-mom": very organised, does things ASAP, constantly reminds you of the work you need to do, loves to say i told you so when your stupid ass keeps on postponing said homework until it's almost too late, also checks in to make sure that you managed on time. quote: "have you started on the homework yet?"

the "head-in-the-clouds genius": never knows what the fuck is going on, doesn't come to most classes, always has to get reminded about homework and deadlines (repeatedly for the same thing as well), always manages to pass all the exams with pretty high grades in the end. quote: "homework?????? what homework?????"

the "duty-bound procrastinator": knows exactly what the fuck is going on, does nothing about the things that need to be done, always finds something else to do instead, feels anxious for postponing all of it, does everything the last second and says it's never going to happen again (a lie). quote: "fuck, homework. i'll, uh, start right after i finish with this movie marathon."

hoodrichjay

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

gypped

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

thursday

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

kiusaus

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

feraligatr

this girl was showing me how many ppl she’s blocked on tumblr and..

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does she know omg

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lame-astrology

REBLOG if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, aromantic, asexual or you just really want to live in a world where dragons exist and you caN OWN THEM

thecurmudgeon-deactivated201611

I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.

botanize

This is me

slimetony

i have no idea what girls like

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swords

slimetony

this makes everything a lot easier

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I know I run a book blog so maybe this isn’t the right platform for this, but girls: Please look out for other girls. Tonight I was stuck at a bus stop in Shoreditch circa 2 AM and saw another young woman getting harassed by a drunk, aggressive dude, and at first I thought, “She’s got it under control.” But then he started touching her and I went “No, that’s definitely not right.” So I barged over and shoved him out of the way and said, “Beth?? Oh my God, how are you, I haven’t seen you since grade school!” And this girl I’d never seen before in my life threw her arms around my neck and whispered, “You are an angel, thank God.” We talked for fifteen minutes, the creep lost interest, I watched her get on the bus and I will sleep so much better knowing she got home in one piece. If you see something weird happening, intervene. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, and I think that’s worth the risk when you consider the alternative.

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Every platform is the right platform for this.

internethandle

I’m a real soft bitch. A warm hearted bitch who lives for love and affection.

thedailyshow

Television Pastor Mark Burns opened for Donald J. Trump at an event in North Carolina and had a few things to say about Jewish democratic candidate Bernie Sanders.