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Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it
Kelly Clarkson is a mezzo-soprano and pretends to be an alto until you’re just getting into a song and then betrays you by going up three octaves like the talented bitch she is
this is an attack
“These are my children.”
“They look nothing li—”
“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”
for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.
This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,
baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad
the main problem is that baby ducks LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,
so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN
my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making
The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.
This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.
if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children
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“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”
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Habitat for Humanity built my family a house, but many people think we weren’t worthy of one.
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
Shit Slytherins Say: The 7 Nights of Halloween (Year 2) #6
Hufflepuff: What if you met the right person. Who worshipped & adored you? Who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
Slytherin: I’d pity them.
Speaking as a completely objective third-party outsider with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, I am not sure that you and Olivia really mesh well together. But you and Viola…
She’s the Man (2006) dir. Andy Fickman
One of the best movies ever made
If you don’t get this out of my face shkslfkskr
I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.
You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.
If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.
This is disgusting.
Good.
I hear the audio clip from it. She was so fucking terrified and when they told her it was a prank the first thing she asked was if the guy who had “jumped” was okay or not.
She deserves to sue.
me: i’m asian
white person: no, you’re indian
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