gutter bound stargazer

tess, 34, usa | affront to god | yorinobu arasaka defender | letterboxd user (derogatory)

[7dmom]

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

[deathwife]

i started playing date everything and when i tell you that sophia and lucinda have me out here feeling no better than a man

[phlebasthebroenician]

[deathwife]

why is it that all the hottest women in video games are not romanceable??? (judy alvarez cyberpunk 2077 only exception)

[depsidase]

[deathwife]

i'd like to add this quote from the organizer:

“Imagine free admission for students. We will inoculate them against the poisonous ideology of communism for a fairly inexpensive program."

sir, if you don't think those kids are going to come for free and absolutely DUNK on your shit, you got another think coming.

[deathwife]

stumbling like a newborn faun through this emergency room, hopefully about to be diagnosed with something that will explain my unusual menstrual pain

[pedroncigarettes]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[hibaraaa]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[byjove]

I need you all to see this

And, of course, they’re very upset some intern on the DNC Twitter account called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck (factually correct) and responded to his passive aggressive and insulting transvestigating of Texas senate nominee James Talarico with a similar level of inflammatory ire. We need more Dark Woke. I am so tired of the Democratic Party playing respectability bullshit and acting like what people saying on the right should be treated as reasonable and sane. “Shut up you ugly fuck.” is really the only way to respond to that.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Prince (1989)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[deathwife]

happy juneteenth!!! 💚💚💚💚💚

[tpoc]

we are the daughters of the grandmothers you couldn’t hit with bazookas