I was talking on a MCL’s group today and someone post this :
Ok, so let’s call this story The twins do shit together !!!
At first, there is the pain. Some deep headache, like two big, enormous hammers hitting my brain. I need water…
I step over few people. All asleep in such a mess. Judging the amount of arms and legs there’s around four people with me on the mattress. Carefully, I mean, as carefully as my body could, I leave the room. My head’s spinning. Hopefully, I manage myself and find the living room. All over the place, the proofs of the past night are scattered the floor. Old pizzas, drinks, and this old cigarette’s smell. Man, I would not like being in Candy’s place. Her parents will kill her.
Damn… How could she be able to be so beautiful after all this alcohol we drink together ? Kim looks like she woke up after a long and delightful night. She is smiling, knowing perfectly that I’m a disaster.
- Come here, I’ll give you something.
A pitiful croak. All my throat could do. With a small laugh she goes to the sink and bring me back a glass with some tablet inside. After some time, I drink the content. The coolness help me to emerge. I know something’s wrong…but what ?
Next to me, Kim switches on the TV. It’s a reality show about celebrities whose disguise themselves into common people to do pranks. I can’t focus on the program. Always thinking about the missing parts of my memory. I have to know :
- Do you remember last night ?
- I feel like I forgot something, not a big deal though. But…
- Yeah, get it. Well I was thinking about that too. Don’t know if it was all the Jagger Bombs I drink but I can’t stop thinking about Castiel with greenish hairs. And a tutu.
Was the word tutu a key for my destroyed memory ? A quick flashback of the past hours cross over my mind. Candy throwing a party for her birthday. Alexy trying to seduce Kentin with no result. Yes, I remember. He was crying about the lost of his unique love of his life. I was drinking with him to help Alexy to forget. And then…
Kim is looking into the hall. I move a bit to see what’s going on. I just freeze.
Castiel is actually wearing a tutu. Probably Candy’s stuff (this girl has an incredible amount of clothes). It could be funny, very funny.
- Wah ! Ahah… Castiel, did you look on a mirror recently ?
- Shut up… I know I’m handsome. No need to check.
I’m feeling quite bad telling that. Fuck, is it guilt ? Why ?!
The truth it me. Like a lightning. Alexy sobbing. Castiel boring the shit out of him. Our plan to take a revenge… Oh lord…no. No, no, no !…
At the same moment we hear a scream coming from behind Castiel. Candy.
- What do you do with my tutu ? And above all, what the heck is that Castiel ?!
She rushes next to him. He keeps a straight face, having no clue about this mess. She turns toward us. I don’t like the way she looks to us.
- May I know why my boyfriend has green hairs ?!
- Actually, it’s called lovat green.
Of course, Alexy chooses this moment to come. Dear brother, I’ll kill you later if Candy does not before. He seems to not be bothered by her wrath. He moves closer to Castiel to take a look at his chef d’oeuvre. Appreciated the nuances of the color. The rebel guy starts to lose his temper :
- Give me your phone, Candy. Don’t know where’s mine disappeared.
She obeys with a sigh. After several seconds of pure tension, he looks at Alexy with the most neutral expression I never seen on his face.
- Lovat green, I told you.
- Fine… my hair’s lovat green.
- You know I loved my red hair.
- Cause you’re an asshole, Cassy. Oh ! And Armin thought it will be funny.
Ok, game on : who will kill my brother first ? Candy, Castiel or me ?
She was about to burst into anger but her boyfriend stops when he laughs hysterically.
- Ok, ahah, well played. Somehow I deserved it.
- You definitely deserved it.
- But don’t you think I’m cute like this ? I mean, I’m sure I have my chance with Kentin now.
While Castiel sneers, Alexy tries to hit him Candy holds back with some difficulties. I guess we will not die today.
Another normal day with my brother in short.
Well it’s the first time that I wrote a story in english. Please, feel free to notice me any mistake.
Thank you @sinto-hell , @iamguiltyofeverything , @moondaythe13th and the others (please guys, give me your tumblr) for their ideas and support. And also a big thanks to @sakurina-mcl for her time and kindness
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