#1 Possibility Stan

hi i’m harpo

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

The Twilight Renaissance came and went. Welcome to the Twilight Baroque period. Bring on the shadows. Let’s get dark and intricate (bring on the angst)

[unimportant-ramblings]

La Bella Italia is so lucky that they were a coca cola™ restaurant. Imagine if Edward ordered two cokes and the waitress had said "pepsi okay?" He would have started killing. The lady said coke

[sleepynightshade]

lets get a POV of the first twilight book from Emmett's point of view but it's done in the style of diary of a wimpy kid, stick figures and all

[twilightpix]

[the-golden-onion]

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

When someone asks how much I know about Twilight

[desinteresse]

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

[assiraphales]

he’s wearing edward cullen press on nails. I repeat, his is wearing edward cullen press on nails

[rosalielesbianhale]

pour one out for jessica stanley’s cousin who had leprosy

[serialapplepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

[edwardskhakipants]

I love Edward Cullen. He's not vampire-y enough for the vampire fans. He's not human enough for the slice of life fans. He's just some guy acting on weird impulses and drinking some deer blood when it's convenient for the plot. Love him.

[mfshipbracket]

edward/bella is a great ship. edward projects saintliness and carlisle's personality onto bella bc he can't read her mind and is in love with his dad, and bella is so depressed and self-loathing that she would rather believe this young immortal psycho is in love with her so she can have a sense of worth and a family. ultimate self-destructive ship that is the epitome of "ESH. You're both just enabling each other's mental illnesses. You're both perfect for each other. Never change. Just never involve anybody else in what you've got going on."

[flying-ham]

[ladiesofcinema]

KRISTEN STEWART at boygenius ‘the film’ held at El Rey Theatre (March 30, 2023)

[bluegrasshole]

God gives his hardest lemonades to his toughest Mikes

[the-golden-onion]

[allierosch]

Bella when she was confronting Edward in the forest

[stregoni-benefici]

look at us, doing our degrees, having jobs, twilight fandom all grown up, but one thing remains the same: we all go feral when the full moon turns white that's when I'll come home…