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Lizzie

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

untitled (2009), mihow_

[overclassy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[sexchangedotcom]

i can't seem to find my baby

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[flufflecat]

almost time

[goth-queen]

[nightowlmistress]

𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖊 ✅

[felinepurrrstory]

From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.

[yasamasancisi]

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[d1gital-star]

pulling my tamagotchi out of my pocket in the same way a distinguished old man would check his pocket watch

[tall]

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[izzetheking]

my mom told me my first word was camel

[izzetheking]

When i was a baby they would wash me outside because i stank