[firefox-official]

i dress like jerry seinfeld . i take my fashion directly from jerry circa 1993. however that man dressed on his show is also how i dress. im tired of people asking for my aesthetic . its target mannequin from the midnineties. its the cover of a french textbook from 1997 where there are six teenagers on bikes in jeans and sweatshirts. i dress like a pair of jeans decided to also wear other clothes

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[octavio-world]

reblog to survive

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[icantspellthings]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[pearlpoet]

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[vacuiterror]

looking in the mirror as a form of self harm

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[kindaorangey]

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people