i am your daddy now

hello my name is José Mourinho i am the best football manager in the world i have won every title there is i do not care about you or your pathetic club i am only here to dominate and win trophies thank you have a nice evening

[iamjosemourinho]

Hey José, is Harry fit?

absolutely not

[iamjosemourinho]

un hombre pequeño

[iamjosemourinho]

i personally prefer C because it complements your one and only Jose Mourinho™ face shape. ignore the idiot who chose F

so sorry i am very late i was planning birthday party for dele

yes this is very good look but i think the winner is this one

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[iamjosemourinho]

​why was this very sexy photo of me posted without my consent

[iamjosemourinho]

i personally prefer C because it complements your one and only Jose Mourinho™ face shape. ignore the idiot who chose F

so sorry i am very late i was planning birthday party for dele

yes this is very good look but i think the winner is this one

[iamjosemourinho]

Does Joao have a girlfriend?

who is joao

[magnets2015]

Mourinho wishing Dele a Happy Birthday from across the street  😂 😂 😂

[iamjosemourinho]

happy birthday dele i love you

[iamjosemourinho]

Why were you at the training ground?

bc my life has no meaning and i want to die

[iamjosemourinho]

do not be like José stay home and be safe José is an idiot

[iamjosemourinho]

i am stupid

[iamjosemourinho]

i would like to see an F hairstyle thank you very much

oh yes one of my personal favorites i think this look is very popular with the young players perhaps i will join them and look “cool”

[iamjosemourinho]

I like B

i am taking note i also like this look very much reminds me of when i was young

[iamjosemourinho]

i am thinking of a new look here are the choices please let me know your thoughts

[iamjosemourinho]

i will show you all again

[iamjosemourinho]

i am thinking of a new look here are the choices please let me know your thoughts

[iamjosemourinho]

Are you still rocking that bald look?

yes but i am thinking of doing something new so i will make post with the choices let me know your thoughts

[iamjosemourinho]

“No I do not smoke the crack, I get high off the sensation of winning.”

— José Mourinho when asked about his lifestyle

[iamjosemourinho]

mayhaps it is time to try other methods since there is no football

[iamjosemourinho]

i do miss football though

[iamjosemourinho]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Mourinho

see: Honours