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Hololive keeping up the tradition of only hiring people who need therapy

Saw an amazing picture on Twitter I can’t find that was like doc ock with the words “infinity stones? Gods? Tony stark? Peter I’m here to throw cars at you”

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here you go queen

thebrutalballadoffangusklot

thank you i love this

black-nata

feel like pure shit just want simple storytelling back

olreid

this is almost certainly a post ive made before but when a character's grief is so strong it fully alters the form of the narrative itself... moby dick being so much longer than strictly necessary because ishmael's grief made him stall for time in the telling of the tragedy... harrow the ninth being in second person because harrow was so grief-stricken that she herself was not capable of making narrative sense of the events of the novel and so someone else had to do it.... do u know what i mean

olreid

ok WAIT. SO TRUE

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rb this to give the person you rb it from a hug

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Always reblog

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As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

unashamedly-enthusiastic

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

jaylacucu

“I didn’t know.”

“You shouldn’t have to know,”

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gaytypo

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

heinousactszx

the password is “shoelaces”

zangoonse

date of origin: august 16, 2019

animepopheart

★ 【BlackFoxes】「 party 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

toukatan

from now on denji-kun, any happiness you feel, any semblance of normal life you may experience— will all be created by me and it will all be destroyed by me.