Haha No

My legs are long so I can run away from my problems faster

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Meet Ariell Johnson, First Black Female to Open Philly Comic Shop!

[teamrocketing]

having friends who like each other more than they like you

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[passion]

“pokemon is running out of ideas”

geodude was a rock with arms

[powerburial]

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

[violetsandflannels]

why is this not something we use more often

[violetsandflannels]

#like um sweaty(: but um hetty(:

I like the way you’re thinking

[kattcant]

Hey, you guys, whats the best way to get respect and representation? LeTs use an obviously derogitory word!! Because we’re allowed to get mad if they call us homos but hettys is okay because were depressed!!!!

[violetsandflannels]

reblog if you’re depressed and tired of hettys:(

[chernobyl2]

im screaming are they trying to say that “hetty” is a slur

[mestizomccree-deactivated201704]

its true i was on the down with hetties bus

[tw1nkpass1ng-deactivated2019121]

Nice try hetty :)

[byjove]

Friendly reminder our current president is still very unhinged and dangerous.

[byjove]

He just accused Obama of wiretapping him.

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

kids born in 2000 will be starting university next year and that’s a crazy concept to me bc time stopped feeling real in 2010 and kids born in 2000 are like 10 years old

[soyoumusik]

Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

[jillibags]

Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?

[soyoumusik]

Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…

[evilrashida]

#LaFamilia

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[neaarty]

[extremedreameratwork]

I’M SCREAMING

[hottiegotanewblog-deactivated20]

its funny cause if you say “white girls are so pretty” not one of them baking soda bitches would say “don’t you mean ALL girls are pretty?”

[jelatinaaa-deactivated20171004]

I swear to God. 👆🏽👆🏾👆🏿

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

baking soda bitches wkmziizhsuajzjakka

[the-real-eye-to-see]

This movie is about all the hidden messages and truth on racism and the appropriations of black culture.

#GetOut

[beautiful-wildlife]

Fashion show? by Ian Brown

[mmmskulljuice]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[nightjarring]

It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as  they walk around on waterlillies and stuff. Like snowshoes, but for swamps.

Here’s an adult:

Another really interesting thing about Jacanas is that it’s the dad who does all the child rearing while mom goes off to lay more eggs. Amd their really good dads too! Plus look at how they Cary their babies around!:

All aboard the dadbus

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

*walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please