TRUE

How to put this without sounding callous and cruel, perhaps I am just that.

[bender-rodrigas]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[hummusenthusiast]

[atishan]

[princesstigerbelle]

That’s a spice meatball

[niqabisinparis]

me: *reading academic text*

me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading 

[estradiol]

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

What did I just read

[gothspitt]

the truth 

[danyllura]

Oceans 8. Was it groundbreaking? Not really? Did I feel ready to rob a jewelry store and make a girl group of criminals? Absolutely! Do I want more movies like this? OF COURSE

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[awed-frog]

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

[thestraggletag]

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

[mxnrique]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

i want………….. a summer románce 🥀✨

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

reblog to find…. a summer románce 🥀✨

[luseroftheyear]

adhd brain: school bad

also adhd brain, craving structure: summer…boring

[adhighdefinition]

adhd brain: work bad also adhd brain, craving structure: days off…boring

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[turnipfritters]

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

[mxnrique]

roseanne: i’m sorry for my racist-ness. i’ve been taking ambien!

the creator of ambien:

[898-deactivated20210515]

[finallyycleans]

left brain right brain but it’s bo burnham and john mulaney